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Wednesday, 23 April 2008

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LOS ANGELES, CA - Looks like there's a new Holly Golightly in town, and her name is Lindsay Lohan. Miss Lohan was chosen out of thousands of actresses looking to star in the remake of the famous black and white film, Breakfast at Tiffany's, starring none other than Audrey Hepburn.

"We picked Lindsay because she seemed to specialize in recreations of projects done by legendary film stars. I mean, look at her Marilyn Monroe photoshoot." says the casting director.

The film will start filming later this Spring, being released sometime in Summer or Fall 2009.

"I can't wait." commented Lohan. "This could resurrect my career!"

We predict Ms. Hepburn rolling in her grave.

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