Everyone knows it, and if you don't you are either illiterate or have been walking around with a paper bag on your head for the last month. Yes not content with just scaring theatre goers in London's west end for life, Daniel Radcliffe has taken it upon himself to get naked on stage once again, but this time in Broadway. Or at least he did, until disaster stuck concluding in the lose of his manly apparatus.
"It was quite silly of me really," Radcliffe explained, "but I was in my local B&Q purchasing rope...for personal use, when I tripped and fell on a nearby saw and well my... willy got a bit cut off."
"It was horrendous," said Sally Strawberry a witness to Radder's accident. "There was all this blood and he was making these frankly sexual noises and we saw his...you know...roll off under some shelves."
Despite having no penis Daniel is a professional and therefore the show must go on. With a little help from his good friends Velcro and sellotape Radcliffe will in fact appear in Equus in New York fully naked as planned, now that has got to be worth the plane tickets.