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Wednesday, 9 April 2008

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Radcliffe says wear a condom.

You know the stuff, those cheesy and often dodgy videos schools make the kids watch in a desperate attempt to try to cut teenage pregnancies and the spread of STIs? Well up to now if teens wanted some, they have just gone along and had unprotected sex despite the consequences, but not anymore! For Daniel Radcliffe is teaming up with Durex to make a sex ed video that will finally make the kids sit up and listen.

"I am so exited about this new project." Cried Radders "I finally get a chance to show you all what I do best."

In the film Radcliffe will have sex with varies different woman (and yes the sex will actually happen, not like in equus where he just pretended). The kids will get to see the consequences of what happens if you use a protection or if you don't. The film will also touch upon subjects that other videos before it have not, like what to do if the condom splits.

Also there will be a special sister video for same sex relationships but alas Radcliffe will not be starring in this as he doesn't not want to give his fans the wrong idea (someone is so obviously not comfortable with their sexuality!)

Audience to star in the video with Radcliffe (i.e. shag him) will be held later this week at Daniel's house in Fulham, in his bedroom (he thought this way it would be more private).

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