Written by Vanessa Ramirez

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Topics: Rap

Friday, 4 April 2008

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Latina girls are hotter than cheerleaders

Latino rappers Cypress Hill have asked 3 local waitresses to dance in their next video after meeting the girls at a diner in San Diego.

B-Real told them that they looked sexy in their uniforms and asked them to dance a round a little. He was so impressed he invited them to star in the next video.

"We dance to their music a lot at clubs" said Vanessa, one of the girls "so when we saw them here eating we kind of flirted with them. B-Real is kind of hot and he offered us to dance on the video."

The girls may form a dance band after this. "We are are all pretty hot" said Tiffany "and a lot of guys seem to like us, especially in the neighborhood, and we dance real sexy" she said as she danced around.

The girls could become the next Destiny's Child but Mexican, final member Rosalba is probably the cutest.

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