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Monday, 28 April 2008

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Emma Watson wants that bra back undamaged and dry cleaned

A US company has teamed up with Warner Bros Studios for Harry Potter: The Exhibition.

The exhibition will include Daniel Radcliffe's pickled testicles in a jar, Emma Watson's bra and ginger Rupert Grint's electronic 'male pleasure device'.

"We're very excited. I'll make an awful lot of money from needy, incessantly whining kids", said the books author JR Ewing.

The display will tour every wealthy city on Earth for 5 years - before pausing for a few weeks so that they can count all the cash they've made from gullible chumps. Then the tour will The Rolling Stones-like continue for infinity. Or until everybody dies.

"I can't think of a better way to squeeze some more cash out of the fans", said the talented wizard-fixated writer, "I have literally no more ideas. I've run dry. Not a bloody iota of a plot left in me - so I carry on force-feeding the innocent youth with my - frankly bollox - books."

Further details will be announced on a special website which eager viewers must pay $20 upfront to log on to and check the ticket prices and itinerary.

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