Written by Sophie Jayne

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Monday, 28 April 2008

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Daniel's hair,

Yesterday Daniel Radcliffe was spotted on busy London Street looking surprisingly different. No he wasn't dressed in drag. No he hasn't had plastic surgery. His hair was ginger, very ginger.

"I have not dyed my hair. It just sort of grew like this." Radder's told us. "But whatever I don't care chicks dig gingers don't they look at Rupert Grint."

If you ask me (which you should) Daniel dyed his hair to be like Rupert because he was jealous of the lady attention Rup was getting.

So not believing his cock and bull story I returned to the scene of the crime to search through Daniel's wheelie bin and found two used bottles of hair dye, so it looks like someone has been telling me porkies.

Not everybody is happy though, fuming director Davis Yates said "The boy has single handily ruined the future Harry Potter films. How can we have a ginger Harry Potter? It ruins the entire plot. We may even have to recast."

Looks like he is going to have to dye it back sharpish if he wants to keep filling his bank account with those millions.

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