French 1st Lady Carla Bruni's naked pictures went under auction today and fetched a whopping £94k!
The delectable wife of serial shagger Nicolas Sarkosy The French President, posed for the photographs under the impression that her husband was going to post them on a dogging website. Unfortunately Mr Sarkosy unwittingly placed the pictures on e bay where he was trying to sell some of the Queens underwear that he lifted during their recent State visit.
Ms Bruni was relaxed about the matter stating that she still had some Polaroids from the 1980's that seemed to draw interest from local Car Park Cruisers.
She has stated that her and her husbands late night soirees in his old Citroen 2CV are in no way connected to the recent chest infection suffered by Prince Phillip.