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Friday, 4 April 2008

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"Should be cool for this year's Trooping the Color parade," says Harry

Buckingham Palace - (Lurid Ass Mess): "Grandma should give him a gong," Prince Harry laughed today as UK tabloids continued to rip into daft Nazi S&M orgy fan Max Mosley.

Harry himself famously carried the family insignia at a Sandhurst party a few years ago when turning up dressed as an SS officer.

"Sure I took a bit of flack for that swastika, so bloody what?" Harry chuckled as pored over Daily Fascist video stills of five tacky tarts thrashing the Formula One supremo while singing Deutschland Deutschland Uber Alles.

"Most people think I burnt that Nazi uniform of course," Harry added, "but Wills told me not to be so effing stupid: 'You never know when it might come in handy, bro!' were his last words.

"Sure enough Wills and I think we can persuade Grandma to let us take over this year's Trooping of the Color.

"Should be a right laugh I can tell you!

"Must tell Uncle Max Mosley he can sit in the front row next to Grand Pop. Maybe that'll cheer him up a bit, seeing as he's still feeling so sore from the weekend."

Camilla is 69.

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