Funny story: Refinery shutdown produces generation of unrefined Scots

Refinery shutdown produces generation of unrefined Scots

'Whit youse lookin' at ya bass?' was the quote from the head of operations at Grangemouth refinery today as the strike entered its second week.
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Funny story: Puppy dies after bite from rabid social worker

Puppy dies after bite from rabid social worker

London - (Shaggy Dog Mess): A cute and cuddly puppy has died after being bitten by a rabid social worker according to reports.
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Funny story: Amy Winehouse arrested for refusing sex

Amy Winehouse arrested for refusing sex

Amy Winehouse was arrested by London police after a man made an unwarranted advance on her and she slapped him, according to London police reports.
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Funny story: Alphabet Soup Invades White House

Alphabet Soup Invades White House

The newly formed Bu$h Inc transition team called on help from several agencies as the president, vice-president & their henchthugs prepare to vacate many premises.
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Funny story: A Policeman's Lotto is a Happy One!

A Policeman's Lotto is a Happy One!

A syndicate from Thames Valley Police have just won the Euromillions lottery. The 25 member syndicate from the Peckham area have scooped a massive £60 million jackpot which gives each member £2.2 million and a bit of...
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Funny story: Sunday Times Rich List a KGB fantasy like JK Rowling says BigOil pair

Sunday Times Rich List a KGB fantasy like JK Rowling says BigOil pair

London - (Subprime Mess): "Well, it gives me and my lady wife a right laugh each year," Prof V Smart told reporters today, "this fanciful Murdoch rag so-called rich list with its KGB fantasy characters like JK Rowling, the Duke of West...
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Funny story: Publisher Wants President Bush To Launch 'Daily Living' Series For Kids

Publisher Wants President Bush To Launch 'Daily Living' Series For Kids

Impressed with his childlike mind, Randome House has been overwhelmed with President Bush's planned offerings for third grade through high-school freshmen level, 'Mr. Bush Teaches' series, as previously reported.
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Funny story: White House Memo Leaked

White House Memo Leaked

The following memoranda was released to the Village Voice last night. White House officials deny the assertions, allegations and mischief outlined in the memoranda. The White House also said it is a policy newer to divulge who works for the CIA, if there is a CIA or where a CIA would be located, if one ever existed.
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Funny story: United stumble as Fergie takes tumble

United stumble as Fergie takes tumble

Man United manager Alex Ferguson fell over on the ground and muddied the knees of his new suit while celebrating Wayne Rooney's equalizer against Chelsea on Saturday. An image that was beamed all over the world.
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Funny story: Harvard Trashes Its MBA Program

Harvard Trashes Its MBA Program

An unidentified spokesperson for Harvard University held a press conference at Burden Hall on the Boston, Massachusetts USA campus. With no printed material to hand out, the johannes factotum delivered the following series of terse statements, ad lib, sotto voce, obiter dictum, ex cathedra--with plausible deniability.
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Funny story: Sir Alex shaken, not stirred

Sir Alex shaken, not stirred

Sir Alex Ferguson, father of The Duchess of York and Manchester United manager slipped while celebrating Wayne Rooney's equalizer against Chelsea on Saturday, in front of a worldwide audience.
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Funny story: Manchester United and Chelsea Managers In Possible 'Fight To The Death'

Manchester United and Chelsea Managers In Possible 'Fight To The Death'

Manchester United and their closest rivals Chelsea are now level on points at the top of the Premier League, and could well share the title, if reports are true, which they are not.
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Funny story: Luxembourg Captures, Colonizes United States

Luxembourg Captures, Colonizes United States

Luxembourg became the proud owner of the world's largest economy after capturing the United States in a short and bloodless war.
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Funny story: Dutch Man Folds His Mother Into Six Pieces

Dutch Man Folds His Mother Into Six Pieces

A Dutch man has caused headaches for scientists by managing to fold his mother in half six times over.
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Funny story: The World Ended - Few Fatalities

The World Ended - Few Fatalities

The End of the World occurred this morning at approximately 9:30 GMT with surprisingly very few fatalities. Two fishermen drowned in China and a shepherd in New Zealand suffered a heart attack, but those appear to be the only fatalities. "All the...
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Funny story: New US Housing Ordinance Will Allow 20 Chinese Per House

New US Housing Ordinance Will Allow 20 Chinese Per House

Economists say that the recent U.S. Housing Bubble, in which millions of Americans purchased homes they could not afford, was financed primarily by US deficit dollars, made available from Chinese investors. Now, as millions of those homes lie vacant...
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Funny story: Scientology prison chaplain scores Doherty scalp

Scientology prison chaplain scores Doherty scalp

London - (Evangelical Mess): Eschewing traditional godsquad remedies like the Bible, the Koran, the Kabbala and 120 Days of Sodom by the Marquis de Sade Babyshambles singer Pete Doherty has converted to Scientology.
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Funny story: Gok Wan Accused Of 'Munterphilia' By C4 Bosses

Gok Wan Accused Of 'Munterphilia' By C4 Bosses

How To Look Good Naked host, Gok Wan, has incurred the wrath of C4 bosses when it emerged that women were being forced to show their fat, ugly bums on TV merely for the depraved sexual pleasure
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Funny story: Tainted Milk has Explosive Consequences

Tainted Milk has Explosive Consequences

CHICAGO, IL - A number of angry Chicago residents have filed a class action lawsuit against Midwest Milk, accusing the state's largest dairy producer of allowing thousands of cartons of spoiled milk to bypass quality control tests before...
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Funny story: Headache Remedy Pulled from Market

Headache Remedy Pulled from Market

(Philadelphia PA) Big Pharm giant Blecch Inc. pulled it's 'headache miracle' drug Bizzaro off the market after some unusual side-effects. Some consumers noticed their heads turning into stone monuments.
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Funny story: The World's Ugliest Women Competition is being held in Blackpool

The World's Ugliest Women Competition is being held in Blackpool

This Saturday night the Grand Final of the Ugliest Women in the World Competition will mean that a record number of viewers will be glued to their Television Sets.
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Funny story: Terrell Owens Placed on Mentally Disabled List

Terrell Owens Placed on Mentally Disabled List

DALLAS, TX - Although the start of the NFL season is still more than four months away, the Dallas Cowboys are doubtful that their outspoken star receiver Terrell Owens will be fit to play in the 2008 season.
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Funny story: Chinese Accuse Dalai Llama of Forcing Each and Every Chinese Leader to Act Like Idiots!

Chinese Accuse Dalai Llama of Forcing Each and Every Chinese Leader to Act Like Idiots!

Tibet - Today Chinese Officials, seeking to understand why they can't seem to get a handle on why Tibetans resent their heavy handed governing, accused said Tibetans of forcing them to get "tough".
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Funny story: First Female Politician Caught in Sex Scandal!

First Female Politician Caught in Sex Scandal!

With a near parade of male politicians caught in flagrante de-lick-toe lately, some observers have been posturing, positioning and one or two hypothesizing (not that size matters) as to why female politicians have never placed their mates in the M-Ba...
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Funny story: Miley Cyrus Moved on to Kevin?

Miley Cyrus Moved on to Kevin?

It has been recently reported that actress/ Pop singer Miley Cyrus and Nick Jonas from the Jonas Brothers have broken up.This event has led to some very strange and confusing sightings.
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Funny story: Poker World Series to be played with extra 'Race' card

Poker World Series to be played with extra 'Race' card

Authorities running the 2008 Poker World Series (PWS) have announced that all games are to be played with an additional card, known as the 'race card' which will give instant victory to any player that chooses to play it.
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Funny story: Dubai's Shaikh McTomb-Raider desperate to buy awesome Kentucky Derby contender Big Brown

Dubai's Shaikh McTomb-Raider desperate to buy awesome Kentucky Derby contender Big Brown

Louisville, Kentucky - (Thoroughbred Mess): A couple of former Off-the-Wall-Street investment bankers-turned racing fanatics are chuffed to bits this weekend.
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