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Tuesday, 22 April 2008

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Miley did it!

LOS ANGELES, CA - Everyone knows Miley Cyrus. Your little sister, brother, maybe even your mother knows Miley, or at least her famous dad, Billy Ray. But what you may not know is Miley's dirty little secret that is floating around the net.

Maybe you have, maybe you haven't, but recently, Miley's personal, private, and suggestive photos have exploded on the internet, causing an uproar in the parent community.

"My child is now trying to take pictures of herself in lacy lime green bras, ever since Hannah Montana did it," says one angry parent. Another comments, "My daughter says if pretty Hannah Montana did it, then she has to do it too, in order to be the number one fan."

When asked about the photos, Miley replied: "I'm just being myself. And so are the kids. Why don't you just leave me alone? I'll post pictures of myself in underwear if I want to. It's not like it's never been done before. I mean, look at that girl who was the prostitute who dated the governor."

When asked if she was planning to post anymore photos, Miley had no comment.

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