Funny story: Woman Owns 1500 Cell Phones

Woman Owns 1500 Cell Phones

(Philadelphia PA) A woman in Philadelphia has been diagnosed as the worst cell phone addict in history. Dianne Bell has 1500 cell phones that she carries with her and talks on 24 hours a day.
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Funny story: Jesus was bastard spawned by Roman legionary Panthera says Basic Instinct director

Jesus was bastard spawned by Roman legionary Panthera says Basic Instinct director

Hollywood - (Holy Ass Mess): Basic Instinct director Paul Verhoeven has written a new biography of Jesus which is guaranteed to get up the noses of the Vatican, celeb tabloid LA FagHagSlag reports today.
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Funny story: Radder's So Straight, It Physically Hurts

Radder's So Straight, It Physically Hurts

It has come to my attention that there are many foolish people with very bad gay-dars out there. These people believe that great actor Daniel Radcliffe is homosexual, they are in fact wrong and I set out to prove this.
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Funny story: Daniel And Rupert Boycott Emma Watson's Birthday Bash After She Refuses To Strip For Them

Daniel And Rupert Boycott Emma Watson's Birthday Bash After She Refuses To Strip For Them

Last Saturday well known Harry Potter actress Emma Watson turned 18 and she threw a massive celeb party for herself. However both Rupert Grint and Daniel Radcliffe didn't even bother to turn up. Something that was widely speculated about afterwar...
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Funny story: New "Celebrity Dead Brother" show unveiled by Channel 4

New "Celebrity Dead Brother" show unveiled by Channel 4

In a continuing effort to win the TV ratings war and offend the hard-pressed middle England licence-fee payer, Channel 4 has announced two new shows, due to hit our screens later this Spring.
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Funny story: Monks angry, but can't vent their spleen due to no talking clause

Monks angry, but can't vent their spleen due to no talking clause

Monks in the Foo King Province of China are said to be angry, and have been flicking the V and the Bird to the many tourists who visit the area, famed for its tranquility and oneness with nature.
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Funny story: Recruitment Advertisements - the truth at last

Recruitment Advertisements - the truth at last

Now, thanks to how useless, ineffective and overburdened with nonsensical American rubbish HR departments have become, many companies use job ambulance chasers (or "recruitment consultants" as they are sometimes referred to) to, well, recruit on their behalf. The following helps interpret the real meaning of terms mentioned within business recruitment advertising in particular: ATTRACTIVE SALA...
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Funny story: On The Buses

On The Buses

The Government keep telling us to stop using our cars, and after all, travelling by bus really can be so enlightening. You meet all types of interesting people, psychopaths and social dropouts.
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Funny story: Radcliffe's Little Joke

Radcliffe's Little Joke

The hunky acting sensation that is Daniel Jacob Radcliffe was rolling around on the floor with laughter today at his latest prank.
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Funny story: Did Python put words in Obama's mouth?

Did Python put words in Obama's mouth?

A speech delivered by Barack Obama at an Ivy League University has led many to suspect that John Cleese has been hired as his speechwriter.
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Funny story: Diet Affects Baby's Gender

Diet Affects Baby's Gender

Researchers at U. of Oxford & U. of Exeter have compiled evidence that the quality of womens' diets around the time of conception is statistically significant in determining the resulting children's gender. Well-fed females tend to bear more...
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Funny story: 4 Objects Light-up Sky: Phoenix AZ, USA

4 Objects Light-up Sky: Phoenix AZ, USA

(Kosmic Blues News) Digital, video & still photo images of 4 "reddish" objects hovering over Phoenix AZ made headlines recently. The US Air Force, North American Aerospace Defense Command & the Nat'l Aeronautics & Space Admin. have no...
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Funny story: Guns N' Roses to perform on American Idol

Guns N' Roses to perform on American Idol

Rock group Guns N' Roses are set to join the lineup for a once -off spectacular Rock edition of the immensely popular hit TV talent show American Idol.
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Funny story: Elvis in Bermondsey

Elvis in Bermondsey

News this week that Elvis Presley actually visited England in 1958 and was shown around London by cheeky rock n roller Tommy Steele came as no surprise to seventy year old cabbie Dave Smalls who spoke to The Spoof's reporter Conor McMuffin.
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Funny story: Naomi Campbell Operation a Complete Failure

Naomi Campbell Operation a Complete Failure

Despite press reports to the contrary, the recent operation undergone by former prisoner Naomi Campbell was a total failure.
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Funny story: Heather Mills' Leg Is "Growing Again"

Heather Mills' Leg Is "Growing Again"

Multi-millionnairess Heather Mills astonished medical experts yesterday when she announced that her amputated left leg has started growing again, fuelling intense speculation that the ex-model's ex-husband
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Funny story: EasyAir and RyanJet Gift Vouchers too much of a gift

EasyAir and RyanJet Gift Vouchers too much of a gift

Following hot on the heels of their appearances on the BBC's Watchdog, budget airlines EasyAir and RyanJet have both decided to re-align their gift voucher system and make them more customer-unfriendly.
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Funny story: White-Nosed Tits Go Into Rehab

White-Nosed Tits Go Into Rehab

She said she didn't want to go to rehab, but now British songstress Amy Winehouse has been forced to enter rehab for alcohol and drug abuse following a court order.
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Funny story: Gordan Ramsay Omelet Surprise

Gordan Ramsay Omelet Surprise

Ingredients: 2 fuken eggs. 1 fuken bowl. 1 fuken whisker. 1 fuken oven. Method: 1.Beat the fuken...
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Funny story: Hillary saving up her Lorena Bobbitt moment to nuke Iran

Hillary saving up her Lorena Bobbitt moment to nuke Iran

Washington AC/DC - (Armageddon Mess): There was always a long-term reason for former First Lady Hillary Clinton to defer her very own Lorena Bobbitt moment during her husband's tenure of orifice DC strategists said today.
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Funny story: Prince Harry to Personally Fight Taliban

Prince Harry to Personally Fight Taliban

High drama and new fighting techniques face the Taliban in Afghanistan as the armed forces reveal that Prince Harry is the new secret weapon in the fight against extremism in the region. Immediately he's finished joyriding around the south in his...
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Funny story: Confessions of a car booter

Confessions of a car booter

Well, I went, I saw and I conquered my first (and possibly only) car boot sale of the year. And what an exciting day it was to boot (aaarrrggghhhhhhh! sorry).
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Funny story: Liverpool's Riise In Transfer Talks With Chelsea

Liverpool's Riise In Transfer Talks With Chelsea

John Arne Riise, the Liverpool player who headed a late equaliser for Chelsea in the 95th minute of the Champions League Semi-Final first leg at Anfield last night, is to hold transfer talks with Blues' boss
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Funny story: Where are Trading Standards when you need them?

Where are Trading Standards when you need them?

On the bus this morning, I was intrigued by some of the headlines and notices I spied.
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Funny story: Lap Dancing Replaces Line Dancing In West Midlands Town

Lap Dancing Replaces Line Dancing In West Midlands Town

(MIDLANDS) Stourbridge in the West Midlands now has so many lap dancing establishments, that local council bosses are considering changing the historic town's name to Patpong-on-Stour, it has eme...
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Funny story: Chi Sox Announcers Named Home Team Homorons

Chi Sox Announcers Named Home Team Homorons

Home team announcers across the wide world of sports have varying degrees of home town loyalties. Who would ever blame a franchise's employees for favoring their favorite team? But an unanimous review of sports announcers has declared the Chicago...
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Funny story: Camp Justice, Guantanamo Bay Cuba, Just a Little Bit of America

Camp Justice, Guantanamo Bay Cuba, Just a Little Bit of America

Cubans, long deprived of the unhealthy wonders of American capitalism, have begun in the thousands to gather around the barbed-wired, electrified and nuculear radiated fence around Casmp Justice. The reason for the communist penal envy is the assembl...
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Funny story: AskFrFred44giveness takes questions on the Papal visit

AskFrFred44giveness takes questions on the Papal visit

Gargantuan Very, Very Reverend Fr Frederick the Great Titslesin has been inundated with questions since Roamin' Catholicism has hit the IT list of religions with Papal visit of Papa Panzer Ratzinger. Over the next few weeks, Fred the Great will be digging himself out from under the male pie, er the mail pile.
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Funny story: New TV Quiz Show, Al-Sadr Squares Wins Daytime Emmy!

New TV Quiz Show, Al-Sadr Squares Wins Daytime Emmy!

Al-Sadr Squares, Emmy award winning daytime quiz show is scoring ratings as large as the numbers of corpses in Iraq.
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Funny story: "Breakfast at Tiffany's" being remade in 2009

"Breakfast at Tiffany's" being remade in 2009

LOS ANGELES, CA - Looks like there's a new Holly Golightly in town, and her name is Lindsay Lohan. Miss Lohan was chosen out of thousands of actresses looking to star in the remake of the famous black and white film, Breakfast at Tiffany's, s...
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