Written by Vanessa Ramirez
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Topics: Love, latin america

Thursday, 3 April 2008

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Latina girls are far more sexy than latino men which explains why more latina women are being woed by rich Americans who treat their ladies far better than pig headed latino men.

A survery conducted by Californian based magazine 'La Chica Latina Esta Aqui' (The latin girl is here) confirms that sultry and sexy latinas are branching away from their latino men and looking for love with white guys. One such latina Rosalba Hernandez says she is far happier after leaving her Mexican boyfriend and finding love with a middle aged car salesman.

"He may be divorced and a little overweight and of course he hasn't the same passion nor sexiness as Juan, my last boyfriend, but he treats me good and provides money. I am prepared to lower my standards with regard to looks for a decent man."

Latin men are furious. "Our Chicas are hot, how dare they leave us for these gringos."

Unfortunately for the men they should have thought about that first.

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