Written by Andy Woolfoot
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Monday, 28 April 2008

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PLANNING officers have recommended Jodie Marsh's new boobs be torn down after she applied for retrospective planning permission for the rack.

Bosses at Highbury Borough Council in North London are furious the 38GGs were erected without necessary planning approval and Ms Marsh could be forced to remove them unless committee members grant approval at a hearing next month.

The decision may be delayed until the summer if the committee members recommend a site visit to help determine the application.

The boobs have been recommended for refusal by case officers who fear that Ms Marsh's chest is not in keeping with the character of the area and would not preserve or enhance the appearance of the district as well as leading to increased traffic congestion for residents.

However person Marsh said she was confident of winning the case and that the committee members would see sense.

"I will be terribly upset if I'm forced to take my new implants out - they cost £2,000 each," she told the official website of Torquay United. "However my agent told me the other day if that did happen I would probably be able to sell my story to some dogshit Sunday magazine for six figures so it's a win-win situation really.

"I've already been asked to go on Richard and Judy next week and I'm hoping this will raise my profile enough to get me on Celebrity Big Brother this year - if I haven't already been on it, I can't remember.

"Or was it I'm A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here? Hang on, no that was definitely Jordan cos that's where she met Peter Whatshisface."

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