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Tuesday, 1 April 2008

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From a PR campaign shot earlier this month

Crawford, Texas - (Hairy Ass Mess): Just weeks away from her wedding to Henry 'Hagar the Horrible' Hagar Jenna Bush has signed a lucrative modelling contract with racy lingerie boutique chain Victoria's Beaver.

The couple's Predator Chapel Ranch nuptials are costing the family an arm and a leg following Bush pere's huge hedge fund losses at collapsed NYC junk-status slush fund Bear Stearns.

The 18 month contract is said to be similar to the $1.5 million deal signed this week by Andy Roddick's 20 year-old fiancee Hooklyn Dicker.

"Sure, Hooklyn is the actual face of Victoria's Beaver," a PR source for the underwear retailer said today.

"But Ms Jenna Bush is the other vital feature of the company marketing strategy."

Laura Bush is apoplectic.

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