Funny story: Staggering discovery unearthed by Paleontological Proctologists

Staggering discovery unearthed by Paleontological Proctologists

Pillsbury Utah- A team of renowned Paleontological Proctologists from Pillsbury were conducting routine rectal drilling in a petrified wooly mammoth's orifice when their drill struck the fully preserved skeletal structure of what appeared to be a...
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Funny story: How to get on in life

How to get on in life

'Tell me how to get on in life,' said the kettle.
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Funny story: The Weasly and Potter Show

The Weasly and Potter Show

Boy Wizards Ronald Billius Weasly and Harry James Potter have become so concerned over the awful lives of chavs that they have decided to make their very original show in which they sort out chavy domestics.
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Funny story: 101 Reasons why women prefer cucumbers to Men

101 Reasons why women prefer cucumbers to Men

1. The average cucumber is at least 6 inches long.
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Funny story: Luxembourg Invades United States!

Luxembourg Invades United States!

The tiny country of Luxembourg, a country about the size of a back yard, has invaded the United States mainland. Prime Minister Jean-Claude Juncker said that capturing the United States and using its resources is vital for the future of the country.
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Funny story: Bear Stearns & Co. Financial Crunch Blamed On Company Librarian

Bear Stearns & Co. Financial Crunch Blamed On Company Librarian

Several employees of the financial management firm Bear Stearns & Co. have come forward to lay blame for it's banking meltdown on one particular individual; the company librarian.
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Funny story: No worries says Bush

No worries says Bush

Bush said in a press interview this morning that the two biggest threats to the US are Al Quaeda in Iraq, a totally fabricated enemy, and Iran who haven't attacked any one in 400 years. Therefore we can cut the defense budget by 95%.
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Funny story: Is Sir Paul's Business Acumen Slipping?

Is Sir Paul's Business Acumen Slipping?

Paul McCartney may be looking to play the Maritime provinces of Canada on July 1st, Canada's birthday, sources at his company have stated. The company is looking at either Halifax, Nova Scotia or Charlottetown on Prince Edward Island.
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Funny story: Cyber "black holes" abound

Cyber "black holes" abound

Reported from Seattle, Washington, USA, Ethan Katz-Bassett and Arvind Krishnamurthy have found and patterned "black holes" on the internet.
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Funny story: CIA's Tenet 'always knew Warren Jeffs is Pope Ratzinger's son'

CIA's Tenet 'always knew Warren Jeffs is Pope Ratzinger's son'

Langley, Va - (Sordid Ass Mess): Ex-CIA CEO George Tenet has egg on his face this weekend as a UK Sunday tabloid vows to expose him as shielding Pope Joseph Ratzinger for over 40 years as the biological father of polygamist nutter Warren Jeffs.
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Funny story: Texan Crystle Meth crowned Ms United States

Texan Crystle Meth crowned Ms United States

Las Vegas - (Botox Ass Mess): A 22 year-old Texan pharmacology entrepreneur (sic) has been crowned Ms United States after a close-run contest of the nation's finest.
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Funny story: Karen Matthews To Star In 'Shameless'

Karen Matthews To Star In 'Shameless'

Karen Matthews, the horrible neglecter of 9-year-old missing-cum-turned-up-safe schoolgirl Shannon Matthews, is to star in the BAFTA-award winning TV drama series Shameless, according to sou...
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Funny story: New Yorkers Protest Beijing Olympics by Boycotting Chinese Take-out

New Yorkers Protest Beijing Olympics by Boycotting Chinese Take-out

Not all young New Yorkers are self-absorbed, oblivious to world affairs and unsympathetic to global socio-cultural plights. A grass-roots effort is taking shape in Manhattan.
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Funny story: Couples Warned: Beware the Four-Year Itch

Couples Warned: Beware the Four-Year Itch

Newly-weds used to be able to expect a seven-year honeymoon period before the rot set in. But new research has found that couples now barely make it to four.
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Funny story: Tiger Woods Breaks Arm

Tiger Woods Breaks Arm

Tiger Woods presented himself with a real problem in the third round here at the Augusta Masters in Georgia, when he inadvertently broke his arm whilst trying to carve his way out of some trees after...
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Funny story: Robin Williams Aids NASA In Space Monkey Research

Robin Williams Aids NASA In Space Monkey Research

Comedian and Oscar-winning actor Robin Williams is deeply involved in a NASA research project relating to sending monkey's to Uranus. The hirsute star offered his services for free in order to bo...
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Funny story: Kick Boxer Swallows Testes

Kick Boxer Swallows Testes

Thai kick boxing champion Mi Luvyu Longtime suffered a serious injury in a bout yesterday while he was facing a challenger.
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Funny story: Jordan arrested for Breast-terrorism

Jordan arrested for Breast-terrorism

On a flight to Australia, Katie Price was arrested when her over sized breasts exploded, covering several passengers in a gel like substance.
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Funny story: McCanns accuse Maddie of "smear" campaign

McCanns accuse Maddie of "smear" campaign

Modern day saints Gerry and Kate McCann are said to be furious that their daughter Madeleine asked her mother why she didn't come to her when she was crying the night before her disappearance.
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Funny story: Wombles To Act As Consultants To Green Party

Wombles To Act As Consultants To Green Party

The Wombles, those pointy-nosed furry creatures that mope about on Wimbledon Common collecting and recycling rubbish, have been recruited as consultants by the Green Party, it has been revealed.
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Funny story: 2008 Flora London Marathon Shock As 'Fancy Dress Fun Runners' Are Kicked Out Of Event

2008 Flora London Marathon Shock As 'Fancy Dress Fun Runners' Are Kicked Out Of Event

The 2008 Flora London Marathon starts on Sunday in the heart of the capital, and, all being well, will finish the same day, thanks to the event's organisers who have banned slower runners from competing.
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Funny story: World's oldest spoof discovered

World's oldest spoof discovered

A collection of what are believed to be the world's oldest satirical writings has been uncovered by archaeologists excavating in Jordan. The numerous works explore a wide range of topics pertinent to the era including contraception, child care, fa...
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Funny story: West Texas sect encouraged fear

West Texas sect encouraged fear

All their lives, young impressionable residents of the Libertarian sect in the West Texas desert were told that the outside world was hostile and immoral, and that venturing beyond the brilliant white walls of their Eldorado compound would co...
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Funny story: Feds finally take action in Airline Industry Bankruptcy Crisis: Auditors now required aboard all airline flights

Feds finally take action in Airline Industry Bankruptcy Crisis: Auditors now required aboard all airline flights

Louisville, Kentucky - Criticized by the airline industry for not taking a more assertive approach in dealing with the worsening airline industry bankruptcy crises, the federal government announced today it is now requiring all airlines to have an in...
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Funny story: Maddie found on T5 luggage belt

Maddie found on T5 luggage belt

[HEATHROW: APS] Madeline McCann, the elusive toddler who has been missing since her parents misplaced her in Portugal almost a year ago, has been found by mechanics on a luggage belt at Heathrow's new Terminal 5.
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Funny story: Airplane makes emergency landing after CEO files for bankruptcy in mid-flight

Airplane makes emergency landing after CEO files for bankruptcy in mid-flight

Washington, DC - Another airline just went belly up but not before one of its airplanes bound for LAX was informed in mid-flight by its CEO that he had to file for bankruptcy so they had better land the plane as soon as possible because none of the p...
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Funny story: Man celebrates his weird beard

Man celebrates his weird beard

Spokane WA- Ryan Clayton, a typical 34-year old resident of Spokane, was alone on vacation backpacking through a dense secluded forest, eating peanut shells and licking tree bark, when he tripped over an ice sculpture built by prodigious beavers with...
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Funny story: Aging Disease Hits Midwest

Aging Disease Hits Midwest

Over a dozen cases of "Gereatric Disease" has hit in Iowa and Illinois in the past month. It is a disease which children age to an elderly age in less than three weeks before dying of old age.
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Funny story: The Naked Show Must Go On For Daniel Radcliffe - Even If He Has No Manly Parts Left!

The Naked Show Must Go On For Daniel Radcliffe - Even If He Has No Manly Parts Left!

Everyone knows it, and if you don't you are either illiterate or have been walking around with a paper bag on your head for the last month. Yes not content with just scaring theatre goers in London's west end for life, Daniel Radcliffe has ta...
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Funny story: Jesus' Last Nazi Orgy sparks Austrian cheer

Jesus' Last Nazi Orgy sparks Austrian cheer

Vienna, Austria - (Sieg Heil Mess): An etching in Vienna's religious museum of Jesus and his apostles dressed in SS uniforms during the Last Orgy Supper has identified a huge fanbase of Austrian P2 Lodge aficionados.
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