Funny story: Staff attack passengers at Heathrow's Terminal 5

Staff attack passengers at Heathrow's Terminal 5

Hundreds of workers at Heathrow's Terminal 5 started to brawl just hours after it opened, it emerged last night.
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Funny story: Damned are released early due to overcrowding in hell

Damned are released early due to overcrowding in hell

Satan has announced that souls who had previously been damned for eternity will be released before this term, after he announced that numbers had reached record levels.
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Funny story: Alistair Darling hospitalised after near suffocation by his eyebrows

Alistair Darling hospitalised after near suffocation by his eyebrows

The chancellor of the exchequer was rushed to hospital last night after he was found in his apartment, with his eyebrows covering his mouth and nose.
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Funny story: Ron Paul To Change Campaign Slogan

Ron Paul To Change Campaign Slogan

GOP Presidential hopeful Ron Paul announced today that an official campaign slogan change will take place very soon. The original slogan, "Hope for America" will be changed to "Ron Paul = Constitution, Not Prostitution."...
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Funny story: Cheney gives unprecedented tour of "Veep Cave."

Cheney gives unprecedented tour of "Veep Cave."

Two weeks ago, Vice President Dick Cheney gave Washington Times reporter Bob Cobb an exclusive, first ever tour of the VP's secure residence where he stays between speeches and appearances on FOX news shows. The location is obviously top secret, and Cobb had to endure hours wearing a blindfold and earplugs before reaching his destination.
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Funny story: Tom Cruise Loses His Looks - Calendar Industry Worried

Tom Cruise Loses His Looks - Calendar Industry Worried

Celebrity hearth-throb Tom Cruise has been a pin-up for thousands of fans the world over ever since his big Hollywood breaks in Top Gun and Risky Business, but time has caught up on him and he is literally falling apart.
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Funny story: First Pregnant Man, Thomas Beatie, psychoanalyzed by Dr. Phil

First Pregnant Man, Thomas Beatie, psychoanalyzed by Dr. Phil

Burbank, California - As part of his contract with Oprah (Harpo Productions), Dr. Phil has arranged to be the first and only psychiatrist to date to be afforded the opportunity to psychoanalyze the world's first pregnant man, Thomas Beatie. Condu...
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Funny story: Punch up on the set of bananas in pajamas the sex-ed movie

Punch up on the set of bananas in pajamas the sex-ed movie

It has finally come to pass. The classic children's show has finally been made into a full length block buster movie featuring such heroic gay actors as John Barrowman and Mr Hal Gibson.
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Funny story: Fishing trip goes terribly wrong for The Doctor

Fishing trip goes terribly wrong for The Doctor

The infamous 'doctor who' found himself in dire straits when a formless minion ate his beloved assistant Beyonce Castle.
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Funny story: Philip hospitalised amid rumors 'he caught something from Carla Bruni'

Philip hospitalised amid rumors 'he caught something from Carla Bruni'

London - (Ass Mess): The Duke of Edinburgh was rushed to hospital today after Buckingham Palace officials became worried he had 'caught something nasty' from Carla Bruni last week.
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Funny story: Official - Scafell Pike no longer England's highest Peak

Official - Scafell Pike no longer England's highest Peak

Many a climber and walker over the years have struggled up Scafell Pike in the Lake District to "bag" England's highest Peak at 978m. Well the unfortunate news is that nearby Scafell has now been measured and confirmed as the ho...
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Funny story: Prince Philip In Hospital With STD

Prince Philip In Hospital With STD

Prince Philip has been admitted to hospital after Royal medical experts said he had contracted a Sexually Transmitted Disease (STD), Buckingham Palace has announced. It's thought it may be one of the &quo...
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Funny story: Cypress Hill Ask waitresses to dance in video

Cypress Hill Ask waitresses to dance in video

Latino rappers Cypress Hill have asked 3 local waitresses to dance in their next video after meeting the girls at a diner in San Diego.
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Funny story: Christian Chavez is not gay says latina from San Diego

Christian Chavez is not gay says latina from San Diego

Christian Chavez, a singer for the Mexican pop group RBD, has announced that he is not gay after photographs of him kissing a sexy hot chick were splashed on the internet.
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Funny story: An Interview With Emma Watson

An Interview With Emma Watson

After interviewing two of the Hogwarts threesome I felt it only rude not to complete the set, so here goes my interview with Emma Watson AKA Miss Know It All Hermione Granger.
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Funny story: Naomi Campbell Donates Her Heart, Kidneys and All Her Money to Charity

Naomi Campbell Donates Her Heart, Kidneys and All Her Money to Charity

(London, England) Naomi Campbell was released from jail today and shocked the world. She announced her plan to donate all her belongings, including internal organs, to charities around the world. The spiritual conversion came after a long night of s...
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Funny story: To Constitution or not to Constitution, that is the question.

To Constitution or not to Constitution, that is the question.

Whether tis freedom limited to rhetoric and laughter, To ignore centralized economic planning...
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Funny story: Mosley hooker: 'You should see his Colditz playpen!'

Mosley hooker: 'You should see his Colditz playpen!'

London - (Lurid Ass Mess): One of Max Mosley's hookers has told reporters about a subterranean Colditz-style playpen that the seedy old fascist has installed in his Pratts Bottom country home in Bedfordshire.
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Funny story: Bernanke Blows Bubble

Bernanke Blows Bubble

Federal Reserve Chairman Ben Bernanke announced a new plan to save the US economy, at a press conference in Chicago. Standing next to the Dubble Bubble factory, Bernanke promised to blow the economy back up the old fashioned way, wit...
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Funny story: Queen's Horse "Norfolk n Chance" 10,000 to 1 Outsider to Win the Grand National

Queen's Horse "Norfolk n Chance" 10,000 to 1 Outsider to Win the Grand National

Bookmaker Dwain Chambers has been offering odds of 10,000 to 1 on the Queens horse Norfolk n Chance completing both circuits of the gruelling Aintree Race Course let alone win the race.
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Funny story: Mugabe admits to nothing

Mugabe admits to nothing

Zimbabwean President/former President (who really knows?) Robert Mugabe, has refuted claims that he is no longer the President of the country.
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Funny story: Foreigner Eats Live Hamster

Foreigner Eats Live Hamster

Shoppers were startled at an East London pet store when a foreign customer proceeded to bite the head off a live hamster.
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Funny story: 14,000 Year Old Shit Proves North America Has Been Full of it for a Long, Long Time!

14,000 Year Old Shit Proves North America Has Been Full of it for a Long, Long Time!

Archaeologists have discovered human droppings in a cave in North America that date thousands of years earlier than original evidence of a human presence in North America.
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Funny story: Pope Ratzinger Will Go to NYC Synagogue to Convert the Jews!

Pope Ratzinger Will Go to NYC Synagogue to Convert the Jews!

In conformity with the millennium old Good Friday prayers of the Roman Catholic Church, Holy Father Pope Ratzinger will visit a NYC synagogue in order to convert the Jews.
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Funny story: BDS, Basra Desertion Syndrome Spreads from British to Iraqi Army

BDS, Basra Desertion Syndrome Spreads from British to Iraqi Army

As the UK kiddies of the Bush-Blair colonial wars in Iraq came to realize that they were sold down the Thames to the Tigris-Euphrates by a British PM who had become infatuated with a Texan Cowboy, this Light Brigade ran from Iran and Iraq for the hil...
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Funny story: Leno and Letterman to Dominate Fall Campaign!

Leno and Letterman to Dominate Fall Campaign!

Johnny McC, Hillary and BH Obama have so desperately fallen all over themselves and each other to prove that they can be almost as cool as late night TV hosts that the hosts have decided to run for the Presidency and the Parties have decided to back...
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Funny story: 81% of US Headed in Wrong Direction

81% of US Headed in Wrong Direction

Observers of the great American life estimate that over four out of five USA'ers are headed in the wrong direction.
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Funny story: Pregnant Man on Oprah leaves Middle and High school biology teachers caught between their profession to pursue truth and political correctness in the media

Pregnant Man on Oprah leaves Middle and High school biology teachers caught between their profession to pursue truth and political correctness in the media

Bend, Oregon - The controversy in Thomas Beatie, a transgender male claiming to be the first pregnant man has the scientific community coming under political pressure it has not experienced since the Catholic Church put Galileo Galilee under house ar...
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Funny story: Local VCR, 13, Unused For Years, Dies

Local VCR, 13, Unused For Years, Dies

(New York) A JVC VCR was pronounced dead Thursday evening, it's lifeless plastic body failing to respond to repeated presses of the On/Off button.
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Funny story: Naked photos of Tom Cruise go for millions

Naked photos of Tom Cruise go for millions

Naked photos of hunky Tom Cruise have been sold for a million dollars and the new buyer of them is none other than George Michael.
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Funny story: Call Girl Is Born Again

Call Girl Is Born Again

NEW YORK - Amber, an escort with the Diamond Dust Agency, wants the whole world to know she is born again.
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Funny story: I Am The Neighborhood Lothario

I Am The Neighborhood Lothario

HICKSVILLE - Hi, my name is Spot. Your yard or mine? Want to do it here? Ignore those passing cars. That was great.
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Funny story: Cat Plans Human Attack

Cat Plans Human Attack

BUFFALO - Snickers, a domestic shorthair, has said he is planning to attack the human who lives in the house, while he sleeps.
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Funny story: Max Mosley's Nazi orgy totally wicked says Prince Harry

Max Mosley's Nazi orgy totally wicked says Prince Harry

Buckingham Palace - (Lurid Ass Mess): "Grandma should give him a gong," Prince Harry laughed today as UK tabloids continued to rip into daft Nazi S&M orgy fan Max Mosley.
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Funny story: French Recording Has Satanic Message

French Recording Has Satanic Message

PARIS - The Reverend Fred Phelps, pastor of the Westboro Baptist Church has announced that the phonoautograph recording of Au Claire De La Lune has a Satanic message, when played backwards.
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Funny story: Frosty Admits Drug Abuse

Frosty Admits Drug Abuse

NORTH POLE - In an interview with the Anchorage Daily News, Frosty The Snowman has admitted to abusing OxyContin, and being addicted to cocaine.
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Funny story: Bowling safe for white people - "White people own bowling."

Bowling safe for white people - "White people own bowling."

Barack Obama proved on a recent trip to Pennsylvania that bowling is still a safe haven for "white" athletes. After Barack ended his game with a low score of 37, white patrons of Pleasant Valley Recreation Center seemed relieved.
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Funny story: Grammar Correction Man Beaten To Death

Grammar Correction Man Beaten To Death

Police today revealed that a 27 year old English teacher has been beaten to death by the checkout staff at a supermarket in Guildford, Surrey.
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