There were 1,610 spoof news stories published in September 2010. A selection of the most popular stories is shown here. You can use the calendar on the right hand side to get news stories from a day in this month.
Lady Gaga Meat dress now available at your local butchers
Lady Gaga, who got a roasting recently for wearing a meat bikini on the cover of Vogue, also wore a raw meat dress at a music awards ceremony. According to one source, the thinking is, if they got that upset and it caused that much news just for...Read full story
Pixie Lott Photoshopped Nude Calendar Sales Rise Following X-Factor Appearance
Following Pixie Lott's appearance as a guest X-Factor judge, sales of photoshopped and completely faked nude calendar shots of the singer have soared at the sole outlet, Ali Bullo's kebab van in Basingstoke. Ali Bullo would like us to point out th...Read full story
John James , Josie split over JLS contraception clash
Today, the world went into mass depression at the news of a horrendous, dark break-up between Big Brother lovers John James Parton and Josie Gibson. The split, which has been described as 'devastating' and 'heartbreaking', was caused by an argumen...Read full story
Ines Sainz Agrees To Appear Nude In PlayGuy Magazine
CHICAGO - Ines Sainz, a sports reporter for Azteca TV from Mexico, has caused quite a controversy since she appeared in the locker room of the NFL New York Jets. Sainz, who wears her jeans tighter than possibly any woman in the history of jean wea...Read full story
Jennifer Thompson On Screwing Rooney At The Lowry
Oh dear, Wayne, we expected better... So said Skoob News Sports correspondent and part time caretaker, Donald Skoob (copyright Monkey Woods) of Salford University near Portsmouth this morning. "Seems like Wazza's graduated from Granny shagging...Read full story
Brazen Lithuanian squatters occupy another house.
In a disturbing new trend, Lithuanian squatters are moving into people's houses while they are out. Having just arrived in the UK and deciding that they can't wait the usual 24 hours to be housed by a local council, the Lithuanians are heading for...Read full story
Justin Bieber Admits He Has A Crush On Jasmine Villegas
WINNIPEG - Justin Bieber just opened his Justin Bieber Criss Crosses North America By Bus Tour in Winnipeg's Icy Arena. Bieber stated that he was thrilled to have Jasmine Villegas as his opening act. When asked if the rumors of his having a crush...Read full story
Kat Von D Is "Ashamed" of Mexican Heritage, Relationship With Jesse James
Tattooed butter-face Katherine Dumpkoff -- known to those with meth addictions and basic cable as Kat Von D-- says that she is "ashamed" to be dating Jesse James, and is ashamed as well of her Mexican and Argentinian heritage. "Yeah, Von D is shor...Read full story
'Quiz-Rage' drinker lashes out at Stephen Fry
A teacher banned for life from his local after a sedate Pub Quiz evening ended in violence, says it is 'bloody Stephen Fry's fault.' Ardent quizzer Eamon O'Bohan, 52 was taking part in the weekly quiz at North Finchley's 'Elephant & Trumpet' p...Read full story
Justin Bieber 'Upset' As Kim Kardashian Nude Photo Shoot Pics Resurface
It wasn't only Kim Kardashian who was unhappy that a nude photo spread she did for Playbog Magazine back in 2006 had resurfaced and was being splashed all over the internet. Apparently Justin Bieber was a bit miffed too, because Kim is his friend,...Read full story
Opie & Anthony Will Replace Howard Stern in 2011: The Team Resign With Sirius/XM for 5 Years, $75 million each.
In a developing story, internet sources, which are always correct, have reported that Opie and Anthony have just signed a 5 year deal with Sirius XM. Even more shocking, the team is now slated to replace Howard Stern, when his contract ends in De...Read full story
Kate Middelton's boob job disaster: William feels real tit
Kate Middleton, encouraged by Prince William, has undergone breast enlargement, but the operation has turned her into a freak. She now has a large breast on each of the cheeks of her bottom. In order to prevent the British tabloids learning of the...Read full story
Derek Hough's Girlfriend Cheryl Cole's Vajazzled Vagina Has Just Been Named The Sexiest In The World
WEST HOLLYWOOD - One of the stars of Dancing With The Stars Derek Hough and his gorgeously stunning English girlfriend Cheryl Cole were sitting in a booth at El Taco Terrifico Diner having breakfast. The two have recently been named by several lea...Read full story
Kate Middleton in nude burkha-trampling vid romp shocker!
London - (Reuterus): A tiny swastika-shaped birthmark on her left buttock is just visible in the grainy footage. Looking lean and tanned seven stone vamp Kate is seen trampolining up and down on a burkha that covers what looks like a royal-mammog...Read full story
Soccer club to assist players to choose the right wife or girlfriend
Prompted by recent relationship dramas amongst some of its players, Manchester United Football Club has taken the step of appointing a relationships guru. The purpose of this move is to help players pick partners who are more compatible and who are l...Read full story
Anyone For A Nude Kim Kardashian, Taylor Lautner?
Now you can not only view photographs of a nude Kim Kardashian, but you can have her in your bedroom or tastefully dressed in the living room. After the release of formerly censored nude pics, adding insult to injury, she is being made into an adu...Read full story
Justin Bieber Confesses That Jasmine Villegas Has Kissed His "Bird" Tattoo Three Times
VENICE BEACH, California - One of the most popular young teen singers in the world Justin Bieber and his new BFF Jasmine Villegas were spotted having ice cream cones at a Dairy Queen Ice Cream Parlor in Venice Beach. The two teens could be seen ha...Read full story
Coca Cola bosses ready to ditch Rooney from all advertising
Coca Cola bosses are reeling from the bad publicity surrounding Wayne Rooney and his now legendary threesomes with Manchester tarts. UK marketing boss, Les Rottenteeth, said "Coca Cola is a world leading brand and has many decades of proud histor...Read full story
Jennifer Thompson 'an upmarket version of Kate Middleton' says hooker agency
Manchester - (Ass Mess): The Salford Slappers Escort Agency said today Thompson started off as a stunt double for some of Kate's less palatable early assigments (don't ask!) The two brunettes' physical resemblance was uncanny and spawned a whole...Read full story
Kate Gosselin's Bodyguard Steve Neild Has Decided Not To Divorce His Wife And Marry "KatGo"
READING, Pennsylvania - Long time bodyguard Steve "The Gray Fox" Neild, who for the past three months has pretty much been in the constant company of Kate Gosselin, has confided that contrary to the dozens of rumors he is not divorcing his wife in or...Read full story
Jamie Lee Curtis Says Her Rumored Sex Change Operation Is Nothing But A Scandalous Lie
WEST HOLLYWOOD - Jamie Lee Curtis recently took her pet Alaskan Malamute, Daisy Doo to get it vajazzled at the famed animal clinic in West Hollywood Bow Wows 'R' Us. As Curtis was sitting in the waiting room for Daisy Doo's procedure to be complet...Read full story
Lady Gaga Gets Makeup Tips from Raccoons Invading NYC
There have been so many raccoons spotted in New York City lately that a bill has been introduced in the City Council requiring the city to be responsible for trapping these uninvited visitors. But where some see a menace, entertainer Lady Ga...Read full story
Nude During Most Of The Movie, "Mary Ann" Not The Only 'Gilligan's Island' Movie Change!
It seems that the script writer for the new movie "Gilligan's Island" had the hots for Mary Ann or even Ginger while he was growing up so that would explain the new movie based upon the show having Mary Ann running around nude for most of the show.Read full story
Britain stands ready to fight off Papal threat
From our Farmer's Weekly undercover reporter in Rome - Whilst Pope Ratshitter has criticised the moral and religious decline of Britain, and our inability to resist the daily temptations of pornography, alcohol, drugs, sex and rock 'n'roll, there are...Read full story
Kevin Smith's SModcast to Replace Opie and Anthony on Sirius Starting October 3rd
KEYPORT, NJ --- Hilarious former WNEW (so-called) 'Shock Jocks' Opie & Anthony have talked for days about their XM Satellite Radio contract expiring on October 1st. And, while they said that a contract offer may be approved in days, sources are s...Read full story
Ashton Kutcher Seen Kissing Demi Lovato
Ashton Kutcher was seen making out with Demi Lovato at a local restaurant. When confronted, he appeared to be confused and said "what, you mean there are two women in this world with the name Demi?" It was then explained to him that while his wife, D...Read full story
Wayne Rooney's prostitute 'Juicy Jen' says "I am not a call-girl but a horizontal cheerleader"
£200 an hour hooker Jennifer Thompson, who disclosed that she had provided sexual favours to footballer Wayne Rooney in return for dollops of cash, denied she is a call-girl, insisting that she would call herself a "horizontal cheerleader". The 21...Read full story
Miley Cyrus, Selena Gomez, and Demi Lovato To Guest Star On "Gossip Girl" As The Tarantelli Triplets
HOLLYWOOD - The producers of CW's Gossip Girl have revealed that they have in fact just signed Miley Cyrus, Selena Gomez, and Demi Lovato to appear as the Tarantelli Triplets in the hit television teen drama. The three teen singing sensations will...Read full story
Coleen McLoughlin leaves Wayne Rooney for ... me
I can reveal that £100,000-a-week Manchester United footballer Wayne Rooney is furious that his childhood sweetheart and girlfriend Coleen McLoughlin has left him for me. Coleen is fed up with Rooney's lying and cheating and dalliances with prostitut...Read full story
Prostitute Jennifer Thompson investigated for Benefit Fraud
Jennifer (Juicy Jeni) Thompson, the £1200 a night prostitute at the centre of the ongoing Rooney sex-scandal, is reportedly under investigation for both benefit fraud and income tax evasion. Thompson, a 21 year-old slapper and opportunist from Bol...Read full story
Horrified Aishwarya Rai And Deepika Padukone In Nude Protest Demand To Know Where CJ Is
Horrified Bollywood stars Aishwariya Rai and Deepika Padukone today made an urgent phone call to Skoob Entertainment News, supposedly whilst in the nude,demanding to know the whereabouts of missing Spoof supremo Colonel Juan, the one time Bolivian re...Read full story
MI6 cryptographer Gareth Williams 'worked on Stuxnet'
London - (Cyberworm-That-Turned Mess): A new theory about the death of MI6 maths genius Gareth Williams claims he had worked on the Stuxnet cybermunition program. This targets German-made Semens (sic) computer 'tools' that run Iran's George Bushe...Read full story
Helen Wood, Jennifer Thompson And Wayne Rooney Threesome Revelations Surface
This is just gossip. Nobody really gives a flying eff at a rotating doughnut whether Wayne Rooney had a threesome with Manchester based prostitutes Helen Wood and Jennifer 'Juicy Jenny' Thompson. It seems that the nation has come to regard such an...Read full story
Chris Rock and Adam Sandler To Remake "Blazing Saddles"
Chris Rock and Adam Sandler have announced that they will produce and star in a remake of the classic Mel Brook's western "Blazing Saddles." Rock will play the role of Sheriff Bart, made famous by Cleavon Little. Sandler will play the role of Deput...Read full story
Katie Price shows off her new penis in nude photo exclusive
Katie Price, aka Jordan, shocked the world this morning with nude pictures displaying the results of her latest cosmetic surgery....a new penis! The photographs, part of an exclusive report from 'OK' magazine, showed Jordan proudly sporting her...Read full story
Genius of Gil Scott-Heron Usurped by Kanye West in Leaked Track "Lost In The World".
The only way takentless sh-thead Kanye West could make an intelligent, articulate and socially relevant statement via his music is by usurping the genius of others, which he has done in the track "Lost in the World", with samples of Bon Iver's "Woods" and Gil Scott-Heron's spoken-word track "Comment #1," as evidenced by the track being 'leaked' on the internet today. "Even a cursory review of t...Read full story
Is 'more than one Diana' buried at Althorp island site?
London - (Reuterus): Is a secret High Court super-injunction gagging plans to exhume Princess Diana's grave at Althorp? Frantic legal moves in the last 24 hours have seen the Human Frights Act invoked to protect the Spencer family's privacy. At...Read full story
Facebook and Twitter Gone, Replaced by Pony Express
Internet slowdowns, Twitter technical problems, Facebook glitches. ENOUGH! The U. S. has decided to replace the Internet and all its trappings with something more efficient -- Pony Express, a fabulous 19th century U. S. communication system.Read full story
"Dumb" Marie Curie to be posthumously stripped of Nobel Prize for Health and Safety violations
Polish physicist and chemist Marie Curie is to be posthumously stripped of her Nobel Prize after being branded as "dumb beyond belief" by the Norweigan Nobel Committee. Curie, who was originally rewarded the prize for her pioneering work in the fi...Read full story
Rattner Book Exposes F*cking Obscenities in God-Damned White House
Excerpts from Steve Rattner's new book on the auto bailouts by the Obama administration upset many Democrats. Rattner, who headed President Obama's auto task force for 120 days, has written a first-hand account of the auto rescues called "Overhaul...Read full story
Kristen Stewart, Vanessa Hudgens, Miley Cyrus, and Selena Gomez To Star In "Intimate Secrets of The Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders"
HOLLYWOOD - Noted producer/director Fanton Brasshorn has just announced that he will shortly begin filming on his new movie entitled Intimate Secrets of The Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders. Brasshorn purchased the book rights from noted sports author E...Read full story
1 in 30 Brits have never had a job
Shocking new figures reveal that almost 1.4 million Brits have never done an honest day's work in their lives. The report, which was released by the Ministry for Welfare Payments and the Workshy, is a damning indictment of the lifestyle choices many...Read full story
Lindsay Lohan: Adam Lambert Takes My Personal Items
Troubled actress Lindsay Lohan, fresh out of jail and rehab, says that she always has personal items missing when she invites singer Adam Lambert to one of her parties. "I don't mean that I don't like the guy. He's great and fun to be around. But...Read full story
Sex Videos: Today's Way To Get To the Top!
The 19-year-old daughter of actor Laurence Fishburne, Montana, had apparently decided that a sex video was just the thing to get you enough notice that you would get offers from top movie producers and companies. But now that she has gotten a star...Read full story
Monica Mint, Chloe Mafia, and Jennifer Thompson To Star In The X-Rated British Movie "Ho, Ho, Ho"
LONDON - Famed British motion picture producer Reginald Chiswicket has just announced that he, in conjunction with Castle Moat Pictures, will soon begin production on the World War II holiday epic entitled, Ho, Ho, Ho. The film is x-rated due to v...Read full story
Bo Obama, First Dog, Weds at the White House
The Rose Garden was the scene of the marriage yesterday of Bo Obama, a Portuguese Water Dog, to Abbie Gayle Turdblossom (pictured here), a Heinz 57 Dog from New Mexico. The bride will keep her name. The brides's namesake, Abigail Adams, came back...Read full story
Rooneygate: Wayne & Coleen, a True Partnership - He Beds the Call Girls, She Issues the Injunctions...
That's right sportsfans, following today's so called 'exclusive' revelations in The Mail and elsewhere that Wayne Rooney has been smashing the granny out of Manchester call girls for a couple of years now - including one called Jennifer Thompson aka...Read full story
X-Factor - Cher Lloyd 'Right Up Cheryl's Street' - Chloe Mafia Up Sh*t Street
As Cheryl Cole moves quietly into pole position as the X-Factor judge favourite to complete a hat-trick of series victories, sources inform Skoob Entertainment News that Cheryl is 'dead keen' on Malvern teen-starlet, and Cheryl look a little likey Ch...Read full story
Nick Jonas: Kevin Pulled My Teeth Out!
Nick Jonas, youngest of the three Jonas Brothers singing group told reporters yesterday that it wasn't easy being the youngest of the three. "Most of the time we got along great, but Kevin has a weakness for money. You might say he's always wanted...Read full story
Jennifer Thompson's 13 Premier League Star team to play in a 6-3-4 England formation internationally!
Jennifer Thompson's bedroom, Bolton: Jennifer Thompson who deliberately targeted footballers because they're so rich, flash and fundamentally not the sharpest pencils in the box, is ready to announce her team for England. Miss Thompson, who adver...Read full story
Tax Professionals Lawsuit against H&R Block Will Bankrupt The Company.
According to experts familiar with the company, it will be H&R Block's tax professionals that drive the troubled tax preparation firm to the depths of insolvency. Not that they needed any help. On January 25, 2010, a California attorney fil...Read full story
Lindsay Lohan Appears In "Machete" And Steals The Movie With Her Nude Scenes
HOLLYWOOD - After what seemed like a long, long time Lindsay Lohan has finally made a motion picture. She starred with the movie's superhero Danny Trejo, along with Robert DeNiro, Jessica Alba, Steven Seagal, Don Johnson, Michelle Rodriguez, Clor...Read full story
Daily Mail readers get behind Rooney
In a surprise show of sympathy, the liberal-minded and forgiving readers of the Daily Mail have started an appeal to help Wayne Rooney redeem himself. The appeal has been started by readers in the West Sussex town of Burgess Hill. A local couple,...Read full story
Wayne Rooney Blames Hay Fever For Dalliances With Prostitutes
Insiders say that Wayne Rooney has been left with little option other than to consort with prostitutes and ladies of the night in order to alleviate severe symptoms of hay fever. Leaping to the defence of the baldy scouse 'Once a blue forever a Ma...Read full story
Stunning New John Terry Revelations - It's All Here...
Startling new revelations concerning John Terry are about to be revealed in this weekends News of the World but once again, I have the exclusive scoop. Following the lifting of yet another "super injunction" enforced on the media by a top celebrit...Read full story
Simon Cowell States That Chloe Mafia Will Not Be Banned From X-Factor Simply Because She Is A Prostitute
LONDON - The CEO of 19th Hole Productions Simon Cowell has made it abundantly clear that he has no intention of banning Chloe Mafia from participating in his reality show X-Factor simply because she is a known prostitute. According to Miss Mafia,...Read full story
Missing link found in Switzerland
Archaeologists in Switzerland have found what appears to be the remains of the missing link in man's evolution. The skull has a disproportionately protruding lower jaw, a small cranium and the eye sockets appear unusually close together. It also appe...Read full story
Kristen Stewart, Vanessa Hudgens, and Nina Dobrev To Star In "Revenge of The Vajazzled Vampire Vixens"
HOLLYWOOD - The Monteverdi Brothers, Amaretto and Staccato, both noted directors and producers, have just announced that they will soon be traveling to Sighisoara, Transylvania, to film their next motion picture entitled The Revenge of The Vajazzled...Read full story
Stephen Hawking says Santa Claus not real
The world's mightiest intellect has caused controversy by announcing that Father Christmas does not exist. In a brilliant interview in the Guardian, Europe's foremost newspaper for top thinkers, Hawking, who is literally a human brain, states "the...Read full story
Justin Bieber Not Father Of Twins!
A very relieved Justin Bieber got the news he was wanting to hear this morning, he is NOT the father of twins! A 16-year-old young lady was pregnant and she told everyone that Justin Bieber was the father of her baby. The juvenile's father had tol...Read full story
Sheffield Wednesday Tax Dodge Namechange
Sheffield Wednesday Football Club, who have been served with a winding-up order by Her Majesty's Revenue & Customs over tax owed, have come up with an ingenious plan to avoid closure, BBC Radio Sheffield reports. They are to change their name...Read full story
Justin Bieber: I'll Marry Kim Kardashian In Two Years!
The past few weeks have seen 16-year-old Justin Bieber and 29-year-old Kim Kardashian cavorting in the Bahamas photo shoot that shows Kardashian in a see-through outfit. You've probably seen some of the pics already but a few saucy ones were pulle...Read full story
Justin Bieber To Guest Star On CSI: Las Vegas, CSI: Miami, and CSI: New York
HOLLYWOOD - The extremely popular young singing star from Canada Justin Bieber will be pretty busy making the rounds of the CSI series. He will be starring in CSI: Las Vegas as Jason McCann, a kid who gets into a lot trouble because of his quasi-a...Read full story
Justin Bieber Soaks Twitter Birds with Water Balloons
Twitter, the social networking service, was in a tizzy for a while yesterday. But it wasn't because of mechanical problems. No, Siree. The trouble was caused when singer Justin Bieber threw water balloons at a pack of twitter birds, soaking and frig...Read full story
BlackBerry PlayBook Critiqued by Angry iPads
The new tablet computer, just introduced to the world at a Research in Motion (that's the BlackBerry company) developer conference in San Francisco, has gotten cheers from some and jeers from others. Apple iPads are in the latter group. Could i...Read full story
The truth behind the sinking of the Titanic
Claims made in a new book have, finally, shed light on the sequence of events which lead to the loss of the Titanic and 1,517 souls. The book, 'Port, You Dozey Fucker, Port: The Loss Of The Titanic', reveals secrets which have remained buried for...Read full story
Tesco Viagra. A very little, helps.
The supermarket Tesco says it is to start selling Viagra over the counter at the 'cheapest price'. As of next week, men who need a little help in the meat and two veg isle, will be able to pick up the 'put him up and stay up' pick me up pill from...Read full story
Up Katie Price
The stylish, upmarket, multi-talented, supermodel, songstress, author, relationship counsellor and polo playing Katie Price has had her vagina re-modelled into a theme park. Ms Price flew to LA to have the extensive re-working of her vagina undert...Read full story
Ferguson signs Scunthorpe Streaker
Manchester United boss, Sir Alex of the Ferguson confirmed this morning that he has indeed signed up the streaker who invaded the pitch last night in United's 5-2 Carling Cup victory over Scunthorpe. (Or 'Scunny as the locals call it.) The streake...Read full story
Hooker Irma 'La Douche' Nici to post Beckham sex video!
New York - (Subpoena That! Mess): The 26 year-old brunette's video of a three-in-a-bed romp with LA Galaxy star David Beckham is to debut on the YouBoob! channel. The footage has been described as a bit granny - er...grainy! - because of problems...Read full story
Dancing With The Stars: Maksim Chmerkovskiy Says He'll Yell At Brandy But Promises He Will Not Hit Her
HOLLYWOOD - The Russian born Maksim Chmerkovskiy, 28, who is known as "The Bad Boy of The Ballroom" on the hit reality show Dancing With The Stars says that he is really looking forward to working with his new celeb partner Brandy. And he has alre...Read full story
Rooney second string hooker Helen Wood: curse of La Cervara hexed Wayne/Coleen nuptials
Manchester - (Gonads): The slinky Salford slapper has blamed an ancient Roman curse for blighting Wayne and Coleen's nuptials. Helen Wood, 23, whose three-in-a-bed antics have rocked the nation, said today the 2008 La Cervara ceremony 'was hexed'...Read full story
10 million unemployed people strike over their right to remain unemployed
Today, 10 million unemployed people will go on strike, protesting against government moves to assist them to find work. The strike is being backed by the TGWU (Tossers & General Wasters Union), who have threatened to withdraw their support from t...Read full story
Noel Gallagher pays 25 million Euro for Irelands iconic rock venue, Slane Castle.
Noel Gallagher has paid a reported 25 million Euro for Slane Castle in Ireland's County Meath. Set in the middle of a 1,500 acre estate surrounded by stunningly beautiful valleys and woodlands on the banks of the River Boyne, Slane Castle lies on...Read full story
Jasmine Villegas panties found in back of Justin Bieber's Lamborghini!
Los Angeles - (Reuterus): According to celeb LA garage WheelNutzz the white $210,000 Lamborghini Gallardo coupé, a 16th birthday present from rapper P-Diddy, had just been professionally serviced. Its plush interior includes a customised python-sk...Read full story
Whores Outraged as Craigslist Deletes Rub & Tug Ads
"Look, this is the way I feed my kids," cries Mistress Alahna, who clearly didn't pay attention in high school. "How am I going to meet up with men who pay me to tug on their junk?" Much to the chagrin to Comic-con season ticket holders, apartment...Read full story
Justin Bieber and Zac Efron caught on video fighting in club after argument
Heart throbs Justin Bieber and Zac Efron have been caught on camera involved in a violent fight in the early hours of Saturday morning. Details are sketchy - but it is believed that sparks started to fly after Bieber suggested that President Obama...Read full story
"Juicy Jeni" Scores Big Adult Sex Toy Endorsement From Arkansas Mail Order Company!
A spokesman for the marketing company representing Wayne Rooney's practice goalie, Jenny Thompson, announced today the industrious sex worker scored big outside of Rooney's bedroom with a 'high 6 figure endorsement contract with a major US mail orde...Read full story
Did Justin Bieber Text Jennifer Thompson Hoping To Arrange A Sexual Liaison?
Nobody knows for sure yet that Canadian teen heart-throb Justin Bieber sent Wayne Rooney hooker sex case girl Jennifer Thompson a text message enquiring about hourly rates and discount packages. But SEN's Buffty Ginslinger reckons it's possible.Read full story
Heidi Montag Confesses "Yes, I've Just Had My Vagina Vajazzled"
MALIBU BEACH - Heidi Montag, who has had more cosmetic and plastic surgery than any three Hollywood celebrities, including male celebs such as Burt Reynolds and Kenny Rogers, was spotted sunning her plasticized body on Malibu Beach. Heidi, who is...Read full story
Steven Gerrard And John Terry Don't Deny 'Knowing' Wayne Rooney Hooker Jennifer 'Juicy Jeni' Thompson
As the UK is rocked by yet another scandal involving a footballer and a prostitute, Skoob Sports News elected to send our sports correspondent Donald Skoob (copyright Monkey Woods) out to smell some rats. Following revelations about Wayne Rooney p...Read full story
'Big Brother' state: Citizens urged to grass each other up.
In an alarming extension of the 'Big Brother' state, citizens are now being asked to spy on each other and report family, friends, neighbours and members of the general public to the appropriate authorities. What began with motorists being asked t...Read full story
Miley Cyrus Let's It All Hang Out!
Saying that she is tired of being treated like a child, Miley Cyrus began dancing at a private party last night and stripped down to her bra and a thong, according to those who were at the party. Apparently realizing that the person throwing the p...Read full story
50th Anniversary of Coronation Street interrupted as a tram crashes into the street
Coronation Street's plans to celebrate it's fiftieth birthday were interrupted today as a tram crashed into the street. The original plot lines that were meant for the live episode of the iconic soap opera had to be hastily rewritten, and in sever...Read full story
Obama: Big Watch, Little Dick?
During the Vietnam war the US Navy had a base in Subic Bay, Philippines. Ships on their way to and from the Tonkin Gulf would stop there for repairs and provisions. Sailors would take liberty and go into Alongapo City to drink beer and raise Hell. The main street was unpaved and lined with bars for as far as you could see. In front of each bar was a mean looking guy with a hog-leg starpped to...Read full story
Jennifer Thompson and Sarah Purnell to make Sex Movie?
Erstwhile girlfriend of Ashley Cole and lap-dancer, Sarah Purnell and Bolton prostitute, Jennifer Thompson who boasts Wayne Rooney amongst her clients, have announced plans to star jointly in a sex film. 'It seems the right time for both of us', s...Read full story
Teachers conduct secret trial with Tasers
Leaked documents from the Department of Education have revealed that a secret trial has taken place, in which teachers have been issued with Tasers at a top private school. The Principal of Nowhere College, Mr George Whacker, said that he had agre...Read full story
Ines Sainz, Zac Efron, and Robert Pattinson To Star In "The Girl With The Painted On Jeans"
HOLLYWOOD - The Candlelight Motion Picture Company has just sent a press release announcing the filming of a new action packed spy mystery titled The Girl With The Painted On Jeans. Mexican sports reporter turned actress Ines Sainz will star as Em...Read full story
Julianne Hough, Cheryl Cole, and Selena Gomez To Star In The TV Sit-Com "Two And A Half Women"
HOLLYWOOD - Charlie Sheen will be producing a spin-off of his hit television sit-com Two and A Half Men, to be called Two and A Half Women. The new show will star Julianne Hough (Ryan Seacrest's girlfriend), Cheryl Cole (Derek Hough's girlfriend),...Read full story
Naked Teenage Girl Dancers On The Internet Get Local Car Dealer Into Trouble!
Four teenage girls were sent home from Ballard High School in Cooke County, Tennessee when they showed up on the internet, dancing in the nude to a jingle about "Crazy Bob's" Used Car Emporium!" Crazy Bob wound up with two black eyes and in the Co...Read full story
Victoria Beckham gets drunk, bitch-slaps Eva Longoria outside London restaurant
Posh Spice enjoyed a boozy night out on Saturday with celebrity pals Eva Longoria (who plays Gabrielle Solis in Desperate Housewives) and chef Gordon Ramsay. However, after coming out of London restaurant Maze, she got into a fight with Eva and bitch...Read full story
America's Got Talent's Jackie Evancho To Guest Star On Miranda Cosgrove's Show "iCarly"
HOLLYWOOD - Ten-year-old Jackie Evancho, who placed second on America's Got Talent, has agreed to make a cameo appearance on the top rated teen show iCarly which stars Miranda Cosgrove. Miranda told a reporter for the television publication TV Cli...Read full story
Visibly Pregnant Christine O'Donnell Claims Immaculate Conception
DELAWARE (AP) Responding to widespread allegations initially assumed to be attack politics, Christine O'Donnell's campaign manager yesterday released a statement confirming that the senatorial candidate was "with child" and that it was a 21st century...Read full story
Adam Lambert Carrying A Torch For Taylor Lautner
The rumor mill has been going strong this morning that singer Adam Lambert has developed a taste for Twilight star, Taylor Lautner. "Oh he's looking alright", stated friend and sometimes partner, Drake LaBry. "I'm glad now that we called off the w...Read full story
Gossip Girl Stars Leighton Meester and Blake Lively Involved In A Big Time Feud
HOLLYWOOD - The two stars of the Gossip Girls Leighton Meester and Blake Lively have been at each others throats for some time now, but now, it has really gotten a whole lot serious. An inside source reveals that Blake reportedly put crazy glue in...Read full story
The Much Anticipated Karissa Shannon Sex Tape Is Coming!
LOS ANGELES - one of the most widely anticipated sex tapes in recent memory will soon become available. The sex tape features Playboy playmate, and ex-Hugh Hefner girlfriend Karissa Shannon with her new boyfriend Sam Jones, III, as in Sam "The Bro...Read full story
Earth like planet found in bowl of porridge
An astronomer claims to have found the most Earth-like planet yet - and he believes it could support life. The unusual find is doubly unusual due to where it was found. "At first I thought I was going bonkers" says the astro-boffin "I had just tak...Read full story
Liverpool FC change squad following embarrassing loss to Northampton
Following an embarrassing defeat in penalties to a lower League side, Liverpool FC have joined local rivals Everton FC in expressing the need to "shake up the squad". In a sensational move by current owners Hicks and Gillett, Roy Hodgson has been...Read full story
Susan Boyle wows Bellahouston
The Scottish singer, Susan Boyle, met Pope Benedict and sang to the crowds at Bellahouston Park in Glasgow, Scotland. For Susan, this is a huge honour way up there with her other special days since her Britain's Got Talent success. For her fans...Read full story
Victoria Beckham to perform in person to trapped chilean miners
Trapped Chilean miners were given hope today as the T-130 drilling machine being used to reach then has now broken through to the tunnel where the miners have taken refuge 2070 feet below the surface. Unfortunately the hole is only twelve inches...Read full story