Written by Bureau

Wednesday, 8 September 2010

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"No Wonder He's Been Acting Weird!"

People wondering what happened to Mel Gibson over the past couple of years have seen a complete breakdown of the famous actor.

He divorced his wife after a marriage that lasted longer than 95% of those in Hollywood. He then took up with

a much younger woman whom he seemed to follow around like a lovesick puppy, had a child with her and then proceeded to destroy that.

In between, he was giving to constant rages and several car crashes!

Now we may know why this has suddenly happened, as a tabloid "Foretaste Of Tomorrow" has ran an article that states that Mel Gibson has Alzheimers Disease!

They say they found this out by talking to a friend of Oksana Grigorieva, who says she found where Mel had

left a medical report crumbled up in a trash can by his desk.

"It was barely together and I caught the strange word so I read it", stated the source.

"I'm sorry to be the bearer of this news but I think others were suspecting it. Oksana had asked me to stay over and

the next morning after finding the paper, Mel acted as if he had had a stroke."

"Then I found some lotion and a 1969 lingerie catalog and three National Geographic magazines showing pictures of naked pygmies next to his bed."

"In his mind, he is about 12-13 years old."

Of course, some have been saying that for the past twenty years.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: Mel Gibson




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