Written by queen mudder

Thursday, 23 September 2010

image for Hooker Irma 'La Douche' Nici to post Beckham sex video!
A still from the YouBoob! footage

New York - (Subpoena That! Mess): The 26 year-old brunette's video of a three-in-a-bed romp with LA Galaxy star David Beckham is to debut on the YouBoob! channel.

The footage has been described as a bit granny - er...grainy! - because of problems in concealing the webcam.

This was eventually hidden behind a mirror etched with a nude Shirley MacLaine image gracing Le 'Nosy' Parker Meridien hotel's $5,000-a-night VIP shagging suite.

MacLaine famously played the role of a Parisian hooker in the 1963 Jack Lemmon movie 'Irma La Douce' directed by Billy Wilder.

Nici's three hour romp is said to include a 'starter' lezzie warm-up with a Victoria Beckham lookalike tart.

Supplied from Kristin Davis' specialist New York brothel that was famously responsible for Governor Eliot Spitzer's sex shame downfall, 'Miss X' has been described as a scrawnier version of the former Spice Girl.

Lawyers acting for Nici described today's news as a legit response to a defamation affidavit by the footballer's attorney's.

Wayne Rooney slag Jennifer Thompson is 21.

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