Jennifer Thompson's bedroom, Bolton: Jennifer Thompson who deliberately targeted footballers because they're so rich, flash and fundamentally not the sharpest pencils in the box, is ready to announce her team for England.
Miss Thompson, who advertises herself as "Juicy Jen", is reported to have slept with six defenders, three midfielders and four strikers, as part of her team selection process.
This will give a 6-3-4 formation and may be the winning formula on the 'field' and during the many training sessions, such a 69, the matrimonial position and the 'bondage chair, instead of the dentists chair.
Clearly a new candidate in the running for the England Manager's job, when Tommy Cooper finally calls Fabio Capello's England Managerial career to a close, Jennifer Thompson's selection process is being a "magnet" for Premier League players in bars and nightclubs.
Jennifer Thompson has clearly worked hard in becoming a WAG, but in order to further her career the England Managers job must be her next step.
