READING, Pennsylvania - The one and only star of Kate Plus 8, Kate Gosselin, showed why it is that her ex-husband, Jon "The Kinky Korean" Gosselin left the woman he referred to as "King Kate."
Kate was recently spotted at a local self-serve gas station in Reading as she pumped gas into her SUV. She was unaware that an unsuspecting fellow 'gas pumper' snapped about two dozen photos of Kate without her even knowing.
The individual who did not want his name mentioned but provided is initials, BJG, said that he was surprised to see that Mrs. Gosselin was actually pumping her own gas especially since she was dressed in a very sexy short dress.
Statistics provided by The American Self-Gas Pumping Federation of North America show that only about 12 percent of all American women pump their own gas, compared to 37 percent in Ireland, 42 percent in Laos, and 83 percent in Germany.
Brocker Joe Gottafett said that as he was taking the photos he happened to notice something very, very strange about Gosselin. After she drove away and he was able to look at the photos a little closer he was shocked to see that six of the pictures actually showed what appeared to be quite an obvious bulge in Kate Gosselin's crotch region.
Gottafett has seen dozens of photos of Lady Gaga and he noted that what Lady G has between her legs is nothing compared to what King K has between hers.
He said that he immediately called up a representative for the National Enquirer and they purchased the entire set of 24 photos for an unspecified monetary amount.
[EDITOR'S NOTE: Larry King told me that the monetary amount was $8,255, plus a two year free-subscription to the NE and a free St. Bernard puppy.]
