Jessica Alba Reveals A Shocking Secret - Lindsay Lohan Has Secretly Been Dating "Machete's" Danny Trejo

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Monday, 6 September 2010

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Jessica Alba reading the reviews of her new film "Machete."

HOLLYWOOD - According to Jessica Alba's personal hairdresser FuFi Fondue, the actress confided in him that she was jealous of the intimate love scenes between Danny Trejo, the star of the satire/parody Machete and actresses Michelle Rodriguez and Lindsay Lohan.

Jessica then added that she knows for a fact that Lindsay and Danny have been secretly dating ever since she got out of prison.

The fabulous looking Alba, who has made it no secret that she prefers older men, remarked that during the filming of Machete both Michelle and Lindsay got a little carried away with their love scenes with the movies superhero Mickey Machete.

Alba said that on several occasions she even mentioned it to the film's director who merely said that the mere fact that Trejo does not exactly look like George Clooney or Brad Pitt is what makes him attractive to many women.

He went on to say that a lot of gorgeous women are attracted to Trejo who is in the same looks league as Charles Bronson, Steve Buscemi, John C. Reilly, and Ron Perlman.

When Danny was asked to comment on his relationship with Lindsay he just grinned like the Chapultepec cat that swallowed the Cuernavaca canary.

SIDENOTE: Jessica has made it very clear that she is going to do her very best to take Trejo away from Lindsay even if she has to show Danny extremely intimate photos of Lindsay and her ex-boyfriend Samantha Ronson.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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