There were 19,228 spoof news stories published in 2010. A selection of the most popular stories is shown here. You can use the calendar on the right hand side to browse the spoof news archives.
Three Reported Missing After Animal Rights Activists Take "War on Leather" to Motorcycle Gang Rally.
Johnstown, PA: Local and state police scoured the hills outside rural Johnstown, Pennsylvania, after reports of three animal rights activists going missing after attempting to protest the wearing of leather at a large motorcycle gang rally this weeke...Read full story
Cheryl Cole and Cher Lloyd in naked mud wrestling showdown
X-Factor judge Cheryl Cole and wannabe Cheryl Cole and notorious bully in the Malvern area, Cher Lloyd are set to go head to head in a live mud wrestling extravaganza to find out just who is the hardest bitch on prime time Saturday evening television...Read full story
Vuvuzela Found Stuck Up Man's Arse
Medical staff have told how a man was admitted to a Johannesburg hospital this morning with a vuvuzela protruding out of his arse. The local man, who had been blowing his 'horn' at the South Africa v. Uruguay game, had, apparently, been attacked b...Read full story
The Snapshots of Miley Cyrus' Vagina Clearly Show She "Can't Be Tamed"
HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Miley Cyrus was back at her mansion high in the Hollywood Hills still fuming from the explicit snatchshots that were posted by the blogger to the stars Perez Hilton. Hilton defended the photos saying that (1) Cyrus is a big girl...Read full story
Louise Minchin of "The One Show" Told To Cover Up Her 'Boobies'
LONDON - The One Shows Louise Minchin was all set to go on the air when a producer noticed that the blue dress she was wearing was revealing a little bit more cleavage than most viewers (non-males) would find acceptable. Minchin was told to go bac...Read full story
Olsen Twins Paid $1.33 Million Not to Pose for Playboy
Hugh Hefner, owner of the Playboy empire, has often used his considerable checkbook to ensure only the hottest women make it into his celebrated titty magazine. This time, however, Hefner has gone a different route, paying skankadelic twins Mary-K...Read full story
A Welshman's Guide to Welsh Slang
In Wales, you'll need about 15 words to get by. Many are slang. Here's just a few you can use to successfully blend in. Why not buy a Welsh flag and a T-shirt with Cymru imprinted on it? 1) Poppity ping: use this one at McDonalds if your sandwich ever gets cold. Slang for microwave "Can I put the sandwich in the poppity ping?" 2) Boyo: Use this one if you want to express feelings of imme...Read full story
Miley Cyrus Accidentally Shows Off Thong At Basketball Practice
A friend and a former teacher of Miley Cyrus when she was in the ninth grade revealed to one of our reporters that Miley had once "accidentally" exposed herself, wearing a thong in front of the high school basketball hunks. "Mylie only attended th...Read full story
Synonyms For Masturbation For Women
Applying nail polish remover Auditioning the finger puppets Brushing your afro Buttering your bagel Checking for squirrels Checking the foxhole Checking the oil Checking the status of the I/O port Cleaning my fur coat Coaxing the genie out of the magic lamp Defrosting the freezer Dialling the rotary phone Diggin' the stench trench Digging for my keys Doing...Read full story
New York Nuns Not Happy About Car Getting Towed
A court case jury were today played the controversial tape of a conversation between a group of Nuns and a New York towing company. The case has been brought against NY Auto Removal by the Sisters of Unconditional Love alleging that their car was removed illegally. The Nuns claim that they left their Hyundai outside a bar on a quiet Eastchester side street for a few minutes, and when they c...Read full story
Tweeting Divorce Plans Now Subject to Pre-nup Rules
At its conference in Iceland yesterday, the Get Me Outta Here Association (GMOHA), an international group of divorce attorneys, announced that its membership had added a new recommendation about what should be included in pre-nups: proper etiquette...Read full story
Kelly Clarkson Defends Her Weight Gain - It's No Problem, I'll Just Wear Black
NATCHEZ, Mississippi - Kelly Clarkson, who was the very first American Idol winner, was in Natchez performing at a concert in The When Dem Cotton Balls Get Rotten Convention Center. And as always the gal from Texas put on quite a performance. She...Read full story
Zac Efron and Vanessa Hudgens Get Matching Intimate Tattoos
WEST HOLLYWOOD - Zac Efron and his girlfriend Vanessa Hudgens at first denied the rumor about them having matching tattoos, but both have since admitted that the tattoo rumor is actually true. Zac said that the reason that he denied it at first wa...Read full story
'Killer Comet' tracking telescope destroyed
A new telescope facility in Hawaii designed to search for asteroids and comets which could threaten Earth has been destroyed in a freak accident. The Pan-STARRS 1 telescope was built primarily to map large portions of the sky each night to track...Read full story
Lady Gaga Meat dress now available at your local butchers
Lady Gaga, who got a roasting recently for wearing a meat bikini on the cover of Vogue, also wore a raw meat dress at a music awards ceremony. According to one source, the thinking is, if they got that upset and it caused that much news just for...Read full story
More Naughty Nude Kate Middleton Photos Surface
"These are at a party", we were told. "That's our Kate hanging naked upside down by her toes from the chandelier! See the birthmark?" Yes we did but who said she had a birth mark? The West Coast Post decided to buy them anyway but we won't publ...Read full story
Pixie Lott Photoshopped Nude Calendar Sales Rise Following X-Factor Appearance
Following Pixie Lott's appearance as a guest X-Factor judge, sales of photoshopped and completely faked nude calendar shots of the singer have soared at the sole outlet, Ali Bullo's kebab van in Basingstoke. Ali Bullo would like us to point out th...Read full story
Cock-Sucking Good For Men's Health - Report
Sucking a man's penis can be extremely good for his health, claims a report published on a railway station bog wall this week. The report, found in the end cubicle of the Gents' toilets in the railway station at Stockport, near Manchester, claims...Read full story
Taylor Lautner to Taylor Swift: "Put out or get out!"
ROANOKE, VA (ABSNN) -- Monsignor Francois Dubois, S.J. admitted that he was involved in "couple's intervention" with the two Taylors, Taylor Lautner and Taylor Swift. "I am just assisting the youngster in probing the true depths of their budding r...Read full story
Chile Miner Site to be turned into Theme Park
The President of Chile Uno Gomez has announced the mining disaster site will be preserved as a theme park for tourists to discover 'the spirit of Chile' Once the miners have been rescued, Sidney World Entertainment Co. (Chile) will move in and com...Read full story
Taylor Swift to Taylor Lautner: "I've seen bigger on a three-month old!"
NEW YORK CITY (ABSNN) -- What was to be a fantasy come true, two Taylors in one bed, making hot, sweaty sex (and for one, the first time) became a bitter, howling fist fight that landed both stars in the NYC pokey! Things began well enough, said s...Read full story
The Beautiful Lusciously Sexy Russian Spy Anna Chapman To Showcase Her "Undercover Vagina" in PlayGuy Magazine"
BROOKLYN - Russian spy Anna Chapman was having dinner in Brooklyn's famous Hey Youse Restaurant when she was asked about the rumor going around that she had been asked to appear in a nude layout for PlayGuy Magazine. Chapman, winked and pointed ou...Read full story
Naked Nude Celebrity Topless Penis Vagina Picture Calendar Sales In Decline
Media mogul and market trader cum kebab and pizza shop entrepreneur, Ali Bullo, today complained that sales of nude celebrity calendar pics and posters are in sharp decline, principally because of overexposure on a satirical website, which we can't n...Read full story
Jessica Rowling Arantes: Mum's paranoia about my Portuguese relatives!
Portimao - (Slitherin): JK Rowling's raven-haired, doe-eyed sixteen year-old daughter has lashed out at her Mum's legendary control freakery. Jessica Rowling Arantes, holidaying with her father Jorge's family in the Algarve, says her Pa is skint a...Read full story
"Cher Lloyd Was A Rat-Faced Pikey Bully At School" Claims Schoolmate
Fragile X-Factor wannabe from Malvern, Cher Lloyd was described by an ex schoolfriend as being a rat-faced pikey bully girl last night. Glenda Sloot, 17, also from Malvern described how the vulnerable looking singer was a nightmare at school. "...Read full story
Katy Perry gets cold feet
Singer Katy Perry - soon to be wed to long haired television personality Russell Brand has reportedly told how she has started to get cold feet. VERY cold feet. An inside source says that now the wedding is getting closer, Katy has been putting m...Read full story
Naked mystery man in Julia Alexandratou sex tape 'definitely not Nadal' - report
Athens - (Copycat Mess): International singing star Shakira can breathe a huge sigh of relief. The gorgeous, tanned, naked hunk in Greek pop star's Julia Alexandratou' whirlpool bath video 'definitely isn't Rafael Nadal' according to music industr...Read full story
X-Factor Katie Waissel Nude Sex Video Inevitable Says Buffty Ginslinger
From Storm Brewing In Teacup Inc - in association with Skoob Entertainment News (SEN) News that there exists a 'naughty' DVD of X-Factor contestant and Madonna wannabe Katie Waissel may have had the nation choking on its porridge this morning as t...Read full story
Coronation Street's Sophie Webster and Sian Powers Share An On-Screen "Kiss"
LONDON - Well finally, the much anticipated Coronation Street 'Kiss' between Sophie and Sian has been filmed and will air on April 11. Sophie and Sian share an on screen kiss that will cause a lot of Coronation Street viewers to go "Blimey!" "Wodt...Read full story
Sonia Wild: naked Ashley Cole pics 'looked so gay'
London - (Naked Ass Mess): "I mean, what kinda straight guy has a Brazilian if he can help it?" luscious 28 year-old glamour model Sonia Wild said today. "Sure, he looks cute - in a Freddie Mercury kinda way," Wild added, "but guys don't get waxed...Read full story
John James , Josie split over JLS contraception clash
Today, the world went into mass depression at the news of a horrendous, dark break-up between Big Brother lovers John James Parton and Josie Gibson. The split, which has been described as 'devastating' and 'heartbreaking', was caused by an argumen...Read full story
Miley Cyrus's Under Age Vagina Flash, A Total Hoax?
Informants inside the Miley Cyrus camp have come forward to expose a hoax perpetrated on the American and world wide fans of the popular singer/actress Miley Cyrus. It appears the entertainer has had an on going grudge against celebrity blogger Pe...Read full story
Ape research points way to origin of religion
Controversial research published in New Scientist, demonstrating that apes suffer self-doubt, has given scientists an important clue into how religion may have originated in our early hominid ancestors. In the research, apes first watched a human...Read full story
Simon Cowell's Ex-Girlfriend Pixie Lott Has Nude Photos of Him She Wants To Sell Him
LONDON - Last summer Simon Cowell and singer Pixie Lott were quite an item. Cowell and Lott were both virtually inseparable even though there was a 30 year age difference between them. Lott and Cowell did have similar interests. Pixie liked to wea...Read full story
US teenagers too 'fat to fight'
Two retired generals, John Shalikashvili and Hugh Shelton, have said that overweight American teenagers are the greatest threat to the nation's future security. "Some of our kids are so fat their only military use would be as something to roll dow...Read full story
Miley Cyrus, Selena Gomez, and Demi Lovato Watch South Africa and Mexico Tie 1-1 In The World Cup Opener
JOHANNESBURG, South Africa - American teen queens Miley Cyrus, Selena Gomez, and Demi Lovato flew into Johannesburg's Tarzan and Jane National Airport to catch the opening game of the 2010 FIFA World Cup Finals. The three celebrities sat in The St...Read full story
Taylor Lautner and Ex-Girlfriend Taylor Swift To Film A Condom Commercial
HOLLYWOOD - One of the stars of The Twilight Saga: New Moon, Taylor Lautner has agreed to film a public service condom commercial with his ex-girlfriend country singer Taylor Swift. Both Taylor's agreed to do the commercial, which is entirely sanc...Read full story
Paul Gascoigne helping search for Raoul Moat
Police have revealed that as the search for Raoul Moat has entered it's 6th day, the nearby search for Paul Gascoigne is entering it's second week. "We need to speak to Mr Gascoigne urgently about the disappearance of a distillery in Blyth and the...Read full story
Stacey Solomon Shows Off Her Camel Toe On Aussie Beach
Kooky former X-Factor contestant Stacey Solomon was warming up nicely for her upcoming appearance on 'I'm A Celebrity - Get Me Out Of Here' on an Australian beach. Posing for photographers in a metallic finish Khaki bikini yesterday, Stacey indeed...Read full story
Katherine Jenkins Naked - No Chance
Anyone hoping to log on to naked photographs of Welsh diva Katherine Jenkins is going to have to spend an awful long time on line, only to be disappointed because no such pictures actually exist - at least not in the public domain - as we can exclusi...Read full story
Robert Pattinson Tells Kristen Steward About Date With Ashley Greene
"He sure hasn't been himself", stated one guy who has been a sort of unofficial bodyguard since Pattinson was almost ran over by a taxi in New york about a year ago. "He perked up when the Eclipse Movie thing was going on but he kept looking at As...Read full story
Jesse James / Kate Gosselin Sex Tape Revealed
While Sandra Bullock had scoffed at the existence of a sex tape between herself and nearly estranged hubby, Jesse James, one reportedly may exist between the motorcycle bad boy and Kate Gosselin. Kate Gosselin, now infamous for her treatment of fo...Read full story
Taylor Swift: My Breasts Are Larger Than Those Of Kristen Stewart!
After being kidded about her small breasts by stand-up comedians for over two years now, a frustrated Taylor Swift suddenly stated that she is larger than Kristen Stewart! Hearing this, actress Kristen Stewart told reporters "How does she know? Sh...Read full story
Vatican memo leak causes more problems for 'God's Rottweiler'
The Catholic church has once again found itself embroiled in scandal after a memo issued by the Vatican was leaked on the Internet. The memo was issued within hours of the tragic air crash in Smolensk which killed many senior Polish government, milit...Read full story
USA Female submariners okay - Feminists angry
Newly released plans to allow women to serve on board US submarines has produced outrage amongst feminist groups. "While we agree that in general this is a good move, we are appalled at some of the overtly sexist suggestions that have been made by...Read full story
Julia Bradbury Nipple Slip Infuriates Spoof Writer As Fact Overtakes Fiction
Top BBC totty Julia Bradbury flashed a nipple at an awards ceremony last night, infuriating a writer on satirical news web site TheSpoof in the process. The Countryfile presenter was wearing a slinky, backless black number to the Night Of Heroes A...Read full story
Nude Jamie Lee Curtis Shots Show Her Boobs Are Still In Good Shape
The hot news from Hollywoodland, according to unmanned sources (?) appears to be that Jamie Lee Curtis's breasts are more or less as firm and malleable as they were when she first exposed them, in the Eddie Murphy comedy vehicle, Trading Places with...Read full story
Vanessa Perroncel - Come In Number Five
It appears that Vanessa Perroncel, the French lingerie model and official bedwarmer to the Chelsea football fraternity has been quite a naughty little minx who has been flashing her je ne sais pas at no less than five Chelsea footballers. Which is...Read full story
Ines Sainz Agrees To Appear Nude In PlayGuy Magazine
CHICAGO - Ines Sainz, a sports reporter for Azteca TV from Mexico, has caused quite a controversy since she appeared in the locker room of the NFL New York Jets. Sainz, who wears her jeans tighter than possibly any woman in the history of jean wea...Read full story
Sharapova scorn at semi-nude Shakira/Nadal video
Blushing Meadows - (Hawkeye): Just weeks after revealing to Spoof reporter queen mudder her nocturnal torment at the imaginary hands of grand slam ace Rafael Nadal, the Russian tennis star has spoken about her contempt at his steamy video with blond...Read full story
'Miley Cyrus Vagina Now More Popular Than Britney Spears Vagina' Story Now EXTREMELY Popular
A story published on TheSpoof.com more than eighteen months ago has proved to be the most successful piece of cliterature one of the site's writers has ever written, it's been claimed. The story 'Miley Cyrus Vagina Now More Popular Than Britney Sp...Read full story
Are Nina Dobrev & Ian Somerhalder Planning A Wedding?
With Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart hogging up all the Vampire pairings there are still other vamps on the loose that make a very interesting couple. Only rumored to be dating at first, many of their fans were blown away when a source told s...Read full story
Jerry Seinfeld's New Show "Marriage Ref" Cancelled After Only One Week
LOS ANGELES - The curse of the Jerry Seinfeld cast continues as Mr. Seinfeld's latest offering The Marriage Ref has been penalized for unsportsmanlike conduct, intentional grounding, encroachment, and failure to be funny. The network of the peacoc...Read full story
Emma Watson's pussy shot, mistaken for giant rat.
Giant rats - of the kind terrorising an estate in West Yorkshire and Lincoln, have now been found in Oxfordshire. Pest firm Rent-to-kill was called to Oxford after residents complained about a pair of giant rodents stalking the grounds at night, a...Read full story
Mary Byrne And Cher Lloyd Deny Nude X-Factor Lesbian Romp With Katie Waissel
Hot on the heels of rumours that X-Factor wannabe, Katie Waissel has been getting down n dirty with fellow contestant Matt Cardle - rumours Matt strenuously denied - insiders say that Cher Lloyd and Mary Byrne have also denied having a nude XXX Rated...Read full story
Conjoined Twins Marry Conjoined Twins, Having Sex Problems
Conjoined twins Berniece and Euniece Watson's recent marriage to conjoined twins, Jack And Goff Spume has gotten off to a rocky start. At least on their wedding night. The fire department had to come and later, the rescue squad, both having it's h...Read full story
America's Got Talent: Maricar The Sexy Whip-Cracking Dominatrix Is A Big Hit
LOS ANGELES - Every year on America's Got Talent there is a certain act that really makes the judges sit up and take notice. This year is no exception and the act is Maricar the sexy, whip-cracking dominatrix. The 38-year-old masked beauty certain...Read full story
After Patrick Stewart, James Corden Sets His Sights On Liam Gallagher
It seems that funny fat bloke out of 'Lesbian Vampire Killers' James Corden, having successfully made Star Trek trooper Patrick Stewart look a bit of a twat, is raising the bar. Apparently he wants to have a go at former Oasis frontman and profess...Read full story
Robert Pattinson, Kristen Stewart Leave For Vacation In Japan
After dodging reporters for several days now, Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart have told a group of friends to tell everyone they are headed for some 'R & R' in Japan. Alice Johns, part time actress and friend of Stewart, stated that the c...Read full story
Taylor Swift to Get Breast Implants, Says "Nobody Will Dump Me With Big Titties"
A boob job is in the works for country music star and actress Taylor Swift. The six foot tall singer, famous for her big hair and not-so-big rack, said that her lack of breasts are one of the things that led to her recent break up with movie heartth...Read full story
Naked holographic Kate & Pippa Middleton pop-up Advent Calendar all the rage for Xmas!
London - (Reuterus): The Middleton sisters' will launch their titillating nude Advent treat at the Royal Albert Hall this weekend. Advent's meaning of 'the coming' will really burst alive with the bronzed and beautifully Brazilianed gals' naked am...Read full story
Emma Watson & Daniel Radcliffe - Nude Beach & Bubble Bath Pics Not For Publication
Sources today confirmed with a 93% degree of probability that naked shots of Harry Potter stars Daniel Radcliffe and Emma Watson, on the beach and enjoying a bubble bath do actually exist. Then went on to say that these pictures would never see th...Read full story
Robert Pattinson: Stage Shocks Made Illegal For Twilight Eclipse
The recently reported "secret" of the actor's surprised, shocked looks in Twilight One & Two has been declared illegal by the Board of Movie Makers, according to star Robert Pattinson. "It has worked great in the first two movies but we'll hav...Read full story
Justin Bieber's Deal With Devil Revealed!
Talentless suspected transsexual teen traded immortal soul for fleeting fame. Hack teen heartthrob Justin Bieber sold his soul to the Devil in late 2008, say sources close to him. "While there is a standard 'Sell Your Soul for Fleeting Fame' C...Read full story
Selena Gomez Is Absolutely Furious At Madonna's Verbal Attack On Demi Lovato
NEW YORK CITY - Selena Gomez performed a concert before a sell out crowd at Yankee Stadium. The concession stand director stated that they had never ever sold the amount of popcorn, Crackerjacks, and hot dogs that they sold during the two-hour concer...Read full story
Justin Bieber Sports First Public Erection, Before, During and After Kim Kardashian Photo Shoot
Dateline HollyWOOD - Jump back Mrs. Robinson, Kim Kardashian is in town. Apparently Justin Beiber was doing a very adult type photo shoot for Elle magazine. Kim Kardashian posed in lingerie with Justin. Justin, being only 16 years old, found it impos...Read full story
Dallas Cheerleaders Will Now Be Wearing Bikini Thongs Instead of Short Shorts
DALLAS - It has been announced that due to the thousands of emails, text messages, and phone calls that he has been receiving lately, a top football team decided to drop the cheerleaders standard white short shorts and replace them with white bikini...Read full story
Oprah Winfrey Shocks Her Audience By Revealing She Has A Tattoo
CHICAGO - Oprah Winfrey shocked her television audience in the studio and at home when she revealed a secret that she has been keeping for several years. The queen of the daytime talk shows told stunned viewers that several years ago she did somet...Read full story
IPCC Admits Man-Made Global Warming Hoax!
The Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change has finally admitted that the whole anthropogenic global warming thing was a hoax, a simple joke designed to cheer up the world, which, it says, has become, "far too serious lately." They apparently hi...Read full story
Justin Bieber Secretly Dating Taylor Swift
QUEEN BESS ISLAND, Louisiana - The Ontario, Canada native Justin Bieber was visiting the Bayou State and actually helping out the locals gather up the dreaded, yicky, yucky Louisiana Tar Balls and putting them in tar ball containers. Bieber said t...Read full story
Michael McIntyre Isn't Chinese - And That's Official
Stand up comic Michael McIntyre last night confirmed on the Paul O'Grady Show that he is not actually half Chinese or Japanese. Contrary to rumours circulated by stupid, dumb assed step daughters who believe everything they read on the internet.Read full story
Robert Pattinson, Kristy Stewart Reveal Secret Of The "Twilight" Series
A major secret on the set of the Twilight movies is something most producers and directors may have never tried, according to two of it's star's, Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart. "If you noticed the shocked expressions on some of our faces it...Read full story
Joran van der Sloot on Levi Johnston: "I Coulda Been Him!"
Incarcerated sociopath, con man and accused murderer Joran van der Sloot was said to have gone round the bend today in his Peruvian Jail when he heard that protege and Pen pal Levi Johnston was about to score big with surprise marriage to Bristol P...Read full story
Steven Gerrard Issues Super Injunction
Lawyers acting for beleaguered love rat Steven Gerrard have this weekend issues a so-called 'super injunction' against all UK newspapers and media outlets. Since The Spoof were not served with said injunction, we can exclusively reveal who has ser...Read full story
NASA Says Astronauts Will Eventually Go To Mars, Martians Say "Oy!"
Martians are appalled by the news that astronauts will, at some point in the future, be heading for their homeland. With an intergalactic wiretapping audio-visual device, a Spoof reporter was able to observe, and listen to, a conversation between tw...Read full story
Naughty Alabama Senior Girls Paddled for Wearing Inappropriate Prom Dresses
Oxford, AL - Eighteen senior girls were singled out for wearing inappropriate dresses to their prom and given a punishment choice between paddling and 3 days' suspension. 17 of the girls chose paddling, while one chose the suspension. The girl who ch...Read full story
Taylor Swift: Sure I'd Get My Boobs Fixed For Taylor Lautner
Mutual friends say that Taylor Swift and Taylor Lautner are still seeing each other and are even more serious than a year ago. At the time the two were overwhelmed by the paparazzi and schedules so that they were forced to give it up and get back...Read full story
Kat Von D Is "Ashamed" of Mexican Heritage, Relationship With Jesse James
Tattooed butter-face Katherine Dumpkoff -- known to those with meth addictions and basic cable as Kat Von D-- says that she is "ashamed" to be dating Jesse James, and is ashamed as well of her Mexican and Argentinian heritage. "Yeah, Von D is shor...Read full story
Miley Cyrus and Selena Gomez Make An Interesting Super Bowl Kissing Bet Concerning Demi Lovato
LOS ANGELES - Two of America's top female teen heartthrobs have just made an interesting bet regarding the Super Bowl between the Indianapolis Colts and The New Orleans Saints. Miley and Selena, who are both 17, have always been avid football fans...Read full story
103 Reasons Not To Get Married!
"When you're single…" 1. You get the whole couch to yourself. 2. There's half as much housework, cooking, and cleaning to do. 3. You can watch whatever TV channel you like, without arguments. 4. You can get home from work at whatever time you like. 5. You get to eat the whole "meal for two" by yourself. 6. There are fewer important birthdays (spouse, kids, spouse's parents, etc)...Read full story
Jennifer Thompson On Screwing Rooney At The Lowry
Oh dear, Wayne, we expected better... So said Skoob News Sports correspondent and part time caretaker, Donald Skoob (copyright Monkey Woods) of Salford University near Portsmouth this morning. "Seems like Wazza's graduated from Granny shagging...Read full story
Nick Jonas Sends Nude Images to Miley Cyrus?
HOLLYWOOD - Nick Jonas, 18, of the brother trio, the Jonas Brothers, has been rumored to have nude pictures which are floating in the internet. Evidences were an Omnipod attached to his side, silver band on the ring finger of the naked teen's left ha...Read full story
Taylor Swift arrested for "Over exposure" says Nashville coppers
NASHVILLE TN (ABSNN) - Country music songbird, Taylor Swift, 19, was arrested by members of the Country Music Hall of Shame this afternoon, taken in by the Nashville cops, for the crime of "Over exposure," sources say. Often called the hardest wor...Read full story
Didier Drogba's wife gives birth to a white baby!
Doctor's at the Chelsea & Westminster Hospital were astounded late last night when Alla, the wife of Didier Drogba, gave birth to a white baby boy! Drogba, the Ivory Coast and Chelsea striker, was absolutely overjoyed with the new arrival and...Read full story
Brazen Lithuanian squatters occupy another house.
In a disturbing new trend, Lithuanian squatters are moving into people's houses while they are out. Having just arrived in the UK and deciding that they can't wait the usual 24 hours to be housed by a local council, the Lithuanians are heading for...Read full story
Little Red Riding Hood Announces She's Getting a Makeover
Commuters at Grand Central Station in New York City yesterday were startled to see Little Red Riding Hood holding a press conference at the information desk. She wants the world to know that she's getting a makeover. Wearing her trusty hooded re...Read full story
Vanessa Perroncel = Porn Ass Relevance Says Mrs John Terry
London - (Offside Rule): Toni Poole has hit out at the sordid sex revelations about her lying, cheating footballer husband John Terry and French actress Vanessa Perroncel. The England captain's wife said she'd consulted a medium about her marriage...Read full story
Is This The End For Robert Pattinson And Kristen Stewart?
After being the subjects of intense scrutiny, massive curiosity and global fascination for months now, media watchers are predicting that the star in Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart's firmament is about to go nova and die out in a massive eclips...Read full story
Government Cuts: Rebuilding of Stonehenge now in doubt
Hidden among the cuts announced by the government in the last few days is a project that was originally promoted as a key Conservative initiative. The rebuilding of Stonehenge into a fully operational sports stadium was suggested as an important ele...Read full story
Matt Cardle Not Gay! Shock Christmas Announcement!
This year's X-Factor winner, Matt Cardle, has shocked the music industry by announcing in his new book that he is not at all gay, and that he likes doing press-ups with ladies, as opposed to pumping iron. Essex lad and former painter and decorator...Read full story
Taylor Swift Consults Dolly Parton Over Small Boobs
Taylor Swift, who has been more than a little concerned about her boobs, or lack of boobs, lately has asked the Boob Lady herself, Dolly Parton for advice. The two met backstage at the Country Music Awards this week and when Taylor saw Dolly, she...Read full story
OMG! John James and Josie marriage and quintuplets!
After many minutes and maybe even hours of internet speculation, rumours of an engagement between Big Brother lovers John James Parton and Josie Gibson have finally been confirmed. Insider, Shannon from the John James and Josie thread, tells all i...Read full story
Corporate Mission Statements For Our Modern Times
Mission statements are a modern attempt to give meaning and a face to a corporation's work in its never ending pursuit of profits. They are a statement on a business's real intents and purposes. Supposedly. The problem is that the face it makes is lopsided and the meaning is muddled. If they were to say what their real intents and interests are, they would probably look something like this: To...Read full story
Taylor Swift Tells Church Pastor Her Boobs Are Too Small!
A story going around Nashville, Tennessee is that the popular singer Taylor Swift has informed her pastor all her concerns about her boobs being too small. A source told us that Swift has been self-conscious about her small boobs so she decided to...Read full story
Breakfast Presenter Susanna Reid Criticized For Showing Off Her Puppies
LONDON - Breakfast presenter Susanna Reid has received quite a bit of criticism for showing a little too much of her puppies during an interview. Reid was interviewing actor Hugh Grant in a rather low-cut mossy green dress. She asked Grant what he...Read full story
Michael Jackson Still Alive? Retired Police Coroner Still Says "That Was Not Michael Jackson!"
In a new book scheduled for release this November, a police coroner is going to make his case that the body he examined was not that of Michael Jackson, unless there were two. Doctor John Holcom once again is telling people his lab results. He...Read full story
Jon Gosselin's New Girlfriend Ellen Ross Proclaims - "It's Not The Penis Size That Counts, It's The Penis Size"
READING, Pennsylvania - Well, well, well. It appears that Jon "Little Jon" Gosselin has found himself a brand new girlfriend. She is 23-year-old Harrisburg native Ellen Ross. Ross says that she likes Jon because he looks just like an oriental Brad...Read full story
Lindsay Lohan nude vagina pics...
...would be a shoddy and deceitful way to title a story that has nothing to do with any of these things, a survey has highlighted. It has been revealed that some writers would deliberately choose a sensationalist title like "Britney Spears vulva!...Read full story
Hillary Clinton Suffers Nip Slip at Exclusive Hamptons Resort
Reporters are picking up a story being circulated among the hired help at an exclusive Hamptons, NY Resort where Secretary of State, Hillary Clinton and her husband, former President Bill Clinton vacationed this weekend. According to unofficial r...Read full story
Rodent Attends Obama's Press Conference in the Rose Garden
President Obama's address on financial reform was a major White House media event on Thursday. In addition to the usual attendees, there was one extra guest. Wearing eyeglasses and toting a tiny briefcase in its mouth, a rodent occupied a place of i...Read full story