Local Chav gets bummed senseless by own pit bull

Written by matthatt

Thursday, 9 September 2010

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never again.

A 17 year old chav has told how he thought he was going to die during a horrific bumming that left him with an inability to walk straight, but has cleared his speech impediment right up.

The boy, who would rather be referred to as a "man" but has only anecdotal evidence to support this claim, spent two days in hospital after the brindle terrier, had sank its wee doggy manhood into the terrified chav and refused to let go for more than five minutes.

It took two men to prise the canines appendage out of the terrified youngster, leaving him traumatised and speaking a few octaves higher than hitherto.

The dog, named Satin by its chav owner, in the assumption that this is how you spell the pseudonym for the personification of all evil, was seen by witnesses prior to the sodomising being antagonised by the chav owner in question, as he was trying to impress chav girls in the park.

With the dog being over excited and the scruffily dressed chavs trousers being at half mast, as they all seem to be these days, it was only a matter of time before something bad happened during the rough and tumble display.

The young chavs legal guardian said "it serves him right, he was on crutches for two weeks, he's "traumatised" and part of his arse is still numb."

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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