Eamonn Holmes: Fifth series of Sudo-Q will guarantee everlasting world peace

Funny story: Eamonn Holmes: Fifth series of Sudo-Q will guarantee everlasting world peace

TV presenter Eamonn Holmes has guaranteed the world will live in an everlasting state of peace if the BBC commissions a fifth series of Sudo-Q. Holmes, who presented four series of the sudoku / general knowledge based quiz show, believed there had...

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Kate Gosselin's Bodyguard Steve Neild Has Decided Not To Divorce His Wife And Marry "KatGo"

Funny story: Kate Gosselin's Bodyguard Steve Neild Has Decided Not To Divorce His Wife And Marry "KatGo"

READING, Pennsylvania - Long time bodyguard Steve "The Gray Fox" Neild, who for the past three months has pretty much been in the constant company of Kate Gosselin, has confided that contrary to the dozens of rumors he is not divorcing his wife in or...

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Dog Found In Yoghurt Pot

Funny story: Dog Found In Yoghurt Pot

A food production company was ordered to pay nearly £10,000 after a man found a dog in a yoghurt pot as he ate his lunch. Oscar Waggitt of Stinkborough, South Yorkshire had already eaten some of the yoghurt when he came across the canine filling.

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Man Booker literary prize won by Facebook status update

A Facebook status update has won the prestigious Man Booker Prize for Fiction for the greatest piece of literary work in the English language. The award, which until this year was reserved for original full-length novels, was won by Psychocrazydav...

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Jamie Oliver Almost Cooks Baby

Funny story: Jamie Oliver Almost Cooks Baby

A distaster was narrowly avoided at the Oliver household after chef, Jamie, almost cooked his newborn baby by mistake. "I thought he was a f***ing pizza!" Said Jamie Oliver, 35, he continued; "I've hardly got any sleep recently and I haven't been...

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Nudists Vs. Swingers At Resort

Funny story: Nudists Vs. Swingers At Resort

A nudist resort in LaBum, France, has angered its faithful residents by allowing swingers to also enjoy holidays at the 4 star dwelling. The resort called, "Le Nakey Village," opened in 1949 with the intention of liberating people from the oppre...

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RBS finally runs out of employees to fire

Funny story: RBS finally runs out of employees to fire

The Royal Bank of Scotland controversially fired its last 500 employees today and is now run by absolutely no one. In an effort to increase third quarter profits RBS has decided the best way to save money is to reduce its headcount to zero, theref...

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Michael Jackson returns as new leader of North Korea

Funny story: Michael Jackson returns as new leader of North Korea

The world was left stunned today after Michael Jackson (Mi Jong-son) was unveiled as the new leader of North Korea. Speculation was rife that Kim Jong-il's son would take over the role, however few realised that Kim Jong-il was Michael Jackson's...

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No winner for Singapore Grand Prix -- Shock Finish!

Funny story: No winner for Singapore Grand Prix -- Shock Finish!

What is described as the worst ever Formula One race was held in Singapore today! The history of Formula One racing will never be the same. The race began with Spain's Fernando Alonso in pole-position, followed by German, Sebastian Vettel with Bri...

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Millions in UK struck by fatal disease

Funny story: Millions in UK struck by fatal disease

Half of the UK's workforce ground to a halt today, including yours truly, as the population were confined to beds. Manflu, also known as "Extremely Fatal Disease" to men, and "Non-existent phenomena for a day off" to women, struck us all down, lea...

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Texan woman receives death sentence after failing to send chain e-mail to 10 friends

Funny story: Texan woman receives death sentence after failing to send chain e-mail to 10 friends

A Texan woman has been sentenced to death after a court found her guilty as an accessory to murder upon hearing she heartlessly refused to act on a clear e-mail warning. Lara Bush of Deadskunk, West Texas was sent an chain e-mail stating in clear...

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Commonwealth Games: Brit all-girl oral sex team hopes to 'blow' away the competition

Funny story: Commonwealth Games: Brit all-girl oral sex team hopes to 'blow' away the competition

At each games new events are introduced to delight the spectators and so it is with the 2010 Commonwealth Games. At the top of the charts - Britain's all-female oral sex team is all puckered up and feeling mighty confident at the Commonwealth Ga...

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Obama sanctions Russell Brand book burning

Funny story: Obama sanctions Russell Brand book burning

President Barrack Obama has given official sanctioning to the public burning of Russell Brand's autobiography "My Booky Wook". Obama agreed to the request of Pastor Terry Jones, who was recently stifled in his attempt to burn the Koran. Since then...

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Sarah Palin: " Pelosi's Eyes Look Like Two Piss-Holes In Snow Bank."

Funny story: Sarah Palin: " Pelosi's Eyes Look Like Two Piss-Holes In Snow Bank."

In a Tea Party meeting in Cedar Rapids, Iowa, an inspired Sarah Palin, when asked if she thought Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi had undergone recent Botox treatment, she responded: "The raccoon look must be the newest rage in San Francisco. To q...

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Commonwealth Games update: Pak offers India unusual 'peace' pact at UN meeting

Funny story: Commonwealth Games update: Pak offers India unusual 'peace' pact at UN meeting

In a sudden turn-around Pakistan has just signed a most unusual 'peace' pact with sworn arch-enemy - India. Faced with turmoil caused by the Supreme court decisions, the Pak puppet Prime Minister and goofy Prez Mr. 10% Zardari had an emergency 'Ca...

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Mythbuster shrunk in tragic accident

Mythbuster Adam Savage was shrunk yesterday morning after a mythbusting experiment tragically went wrong. It is believed the episode being filmed was due to be aired next month. It involved a myth that a fan wished to be tested. A grieving and...

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Paris Hilton Banned From Paris

Funny story: Paris Hilton Banned From Paris

Socialite Paris Hilton has yet again been refused entry to another country due to her recent drugs bust. Recently refused entry into Japan due to a conviction, Hilton was this time denied entry to France, when she attempted to disembark off a fli...

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More Quotes About The GOP Guru Known Simply As Rush Limbaugh

Funny story: More Quotes About The GOP Guru Known Simply As Rush Limbaugh

Rush Hudson Limbaugh, III, is 59-years-old and he has just published his third book on quotes entitled More Quotes About The GOP Guru Known Simply As Rush Limbaugh. The noted radio host, political commentator, author, and television personality, is truly one American who loves to argue whether he is right or wrong. One of his best friends Glenn Beck has stated that Rush is such an argumenta...

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Palace boiler room scam: Queen 'could drop dead from hypothermia by Friday' shock horror!

Funny story: Palace boiler room scam: Queen 'could drop dead from hypothermia by Friday' shock horror!

London - (Dependency Culture Mess): "One is freezing one's nutz orf because of the recession," the Queen complained today amid headlines of being sidelined for an OAP handout to buy a new boiler. "Just have to chop up some irreplaceable Chippendal...

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Julianne Hough, Cheryl Cole, and Selena Gomez To Star In The TV Sit-Com "Two And A Half Women"

Funny story: Julianne Hough, Cheryl Cole, and Selena Gomez To Star In The TV Sit-Com "Two And A Half Women"

HOLLYWOOD - Charlie Sheen will be producing a spin-off of his hit television sit-com Two and A Half Men, to be called Two and A Half Women. The new show will star Julianne Hough (Ryan Seacrest's girlfriend), Cheryl Cole (Derek Hough's girlfriend),...

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Britain is turning into a "hot and spicy Sodom & Gomorrah!"

Funny story: Britain is turning into a "hot and spicy Sodom & Gomorrah!"

Brits, not being particularly renowned for their "hot and spicy" habits are "coming out" of their closets and proving to the world that they are! They do actually possess a few "hot and spicy" celebs who attempt to prove too the world that Britain...

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WikiLeaks Revelation: Iranian President "Some Kind of F***ked Up Elf."

Funny story: WikiLeaks Revelation: Iranian President "Some Kind of F***ked Up Elf."

Sydney, Australia (BNSE): Wikileaks, the controversial Australian based organization which recently rocked the American intelligence community with the release of thousands of classified documents linked to the wars in Afghanistan and Iraq, has sen...

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NHS follow Tesco in budget cuts latest

Funny story: NHS follow Tesco in budget cuts latest

Designed to speed up waiting systems, make the whole "4 hour rule" look like the piece of shit that it is as well as make it cheaper for the NHS in terms of wages: hospitals in Wales are the first to try out "DIY Operation Station". The area allow...

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Gerrard: "I aim to win a title"

Funny story: Gerrard: "I aim to win a title"

Steven Gerrard has recently revealed how he aims to cap off his footballing career: with ambitions of winning the Premier League slowly and surely slipping down the drain. Our interview panel attempted to interview Gary Lineker, who was too busy t...

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Dogging: Another Reason To Thank God That We Won The War of Independence

Funny story: Dogging: Another Reason To Thank God That We Won The War of Independence

Experts, patriots and, frankly, anyone with a lick of sense is falling to their knees and thanking their Higher Power that the Colonist rebels managed to win independence over England, for any one of a thousand reasons. Add "Dogging", and we're a...

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The Man: Sick And Tired Of Being Damned!

Funny story: The Man: Sick And Tired Of Being Damned!

'The Man', faceless entity of many souless corporations the world over, sensationally came out last night and said he was 'sick and tired of being damned'. "Whenever something goes wrong," he crooned "I get blamed. Prices go up, damn The Man! No p...

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X-Factor's Chloe Mafia To Become A BBC Newsreader?

Funny story: X-Factor's Chloe Mafia To Become A BBC Newsreader?

Persistent rumours circulating around BBC Television Centre appear to suggest that the media juggernaut has approached failed X-Factor boot camp wannabe, Chloe Mafia - offering her a job reading the early evening edition of The News on BBC1 Analys...

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67% of Prison Officers Gay

Funny story: 67% of Prison Officers Gay

A leaked report from Crispin Blunt's office alleges that up to 67% of England's prison officers are gay. The report found that men, in particular, were attracted to the post because of three main reason: 1: They are lacking authority at home an...

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Man who dialled 999 because stray cat entered his house gets dumped in bin for wasting police time

Funny story: Man who dialled 999 because stray cat entered his house gets dumped in bin for wasting police time

A man who dialled 999 because a stray cat had walked through his back door into his kitchen was criticised today for wasting police time and has been dumped in a bin. The man, from Gloucester, was politely told to pick up the cat and put him out.

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Ed and David Milliband are really brothers - it's true!

Funny story: Ed and David Milliband are really brothers - it's true!

Labour Party leader Ed Milliband revealed that he and fellow leadership candidate David Milliband are brothers and have been for many years. Apparently, the two men, who both applied for the top job in the Shadow Cabinet, share not only the same fath...

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Ethical Fashion Show reveals Veggie Burger Bra and Panties

Funny story: Ethical Fashion Show reveals Veggie Burger Bra and Panties

The Ethical Fashion Show, the world's largest event devoted solely to sustainable fashion, is now in its seventh year and shows no sign of slowing. This year it looks as if Lady Gaga's recent sartorial exploits have inspired the hippy fashionistas...

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"Dumb" Marie Curie to be posthumously stripped of Nobel Prize for Health and Safety violations

Polish physicist and chemist Marie Curie is to be posthumously stripped of her Nobel Prize after being branded as "dumb beyond belief" by the Norweigan Nobel Committee. Curie, who was originally rewarded the prize for her pioneering work in the fi...

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Spurs on the run

Penny knew it would be alright and that West Ham would come storming back when they had found their feet. 'The first win in the League this season against Tottenham after the League Cup away win against Sunderland. We'll be up amongst the fron runners in no time' she enthused to her boy friend Terry. He was happy about West Ham and also about his first training with Leyton Orient under sixte...

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Posh Woman Breaks Silence - "I Am Not A Prostitute, Or A Nymphomaniac - I Am An Executive Literary Editor"

Funny story: Posh Woman Breaks Silence - "I Am Not A Prostitute, Or A Nymphomaniac - I Am An Executive Literary Editor"

The posh woman from Surrey, accused by neighbours of being a prostitute, or a nymphomaniac, has finally broken her silence and revealed exclusively to Skoob News that she has absolutely nothing to hide. "I am an Executive Literary Editor and consu...

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French female ex-minister proves that "fellatio" is "inflationary" during oral sex!

Funny story: French female ex-minister proves that "fellatio" is "inflationary" during oral sex!

French, very sexy and petit, ex-minister Madame Dati has given a TV interview on the French blockbusting porno site (C)Anal + and revealed what she feels whilst having an "inflated fellatio" during oral sex and here are comments: "Qui, Qui, I just...

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Historian denies existence of Holocaust-denier David Irving

A historian has caused controversy over claims that Holocaust-denying historian David Irving doesn't actually exist. The historian, Irving David, made the bold claims despite the seemingly insurmountable and incontrovertible weight of evidence aga...

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Tax Professionals Lawsuit against H&R Block Will Bankrupt The Company.

Funny story: Tax Professionals Lawsuit against H&R Block Will Bankrupt The Company.

According to experts familiar with the company, it will be H&R Block's tax professionals that drive the troubled tax preparation firm to the depths of insolvency. Not that they needed any help. On January 25, 2010, a California attorney fil...

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Posh Woman Is A Secret Nymphomaniac Say Suspicious Neighbours

Funny story: Posh Woman Is A Secret Nymphomaniac Say Suspicious Neighbours

A posh woman, living in a posh UK street, somewhere in Surrey was described today by neighbours as "a secret nymphomaniac." The woman, who we cannot name for legal reasons appears to be just an ordinary neighbour going about her daily business in...

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Glenn Beck to Translate Bible to Fit His Agenda

Glenn Beck announced today that he translated the Bible into a language his fans can understand, and help backup his agenda. "I think the Bible needed to be in a language that everyone understands. My fans deserve answers to questions they could...

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Mariah Carey involuntarily violates Vajazzled Verjayjay in Singapore sling

Funny story: Mariah Carey involuntarily violates Vajazzled Verjayjay in Singapore sling

Mariah Carey, the well rounded personality who looks like she's been tangoed, is said to be in a stable condition following an accident on stage in Singapore recently. While performing her hit song "Make it Happen" Ms Carey slipped and fell down,...

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Patagonia Nut Farmer Moonlights as Spoof Writer

Funny story: Patagonia Nut Farmer Moonlights as Spoof Writer

Not originally recognized in any country other than his own, Philbert Macadamia, Chilean nut grower and the country's largest exporter is also becoming wildly popular as a satirical writer for TheSpoof.com online magazine. Preferring to deftly spo...

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Local man wins car

Funny story: Local man wins car

Local man Kevin Nobbart was presented with the keys to a shiny new Ford Focus yesterday. The car was the first prize in the High St Motors grand raffle. A delighted Mr Nobhard (Who already has a company car of his own)attended the High St Motors s...

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New Doctor Who Will Be Plank Of Wood

Funny story: New Doctor Who Will Be Plank Of Wood

As fans get excited and wet their nappies about the upcoming christmas special I, Marcus Battenburg, can reveal the identity of the actor that is set to repace Matt "Result of a mating session between the Elephant Man & a Duck" Smith in 2012.

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Student debt collector accuses Chris Moyles of "a huge lack of respect" over non-payment

A spokesman for the Student Debt Collectors (SDC) has launched a vitriolic on-air attack of Chris Moyles after it was revealed the radio presenter had not contributed towards the repayment in the last five months. "I am very, very angry" the spoke...

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Self Proclaimed Sex Goddess Irma Nici - Beckham Unleashes The Dogs

Funny story: Self Proclaimed Sex Goddess Irma Nici - Beckham Unleashes The Dogs

The hunt is on for self proclaimed love Goddess, Irma Nici - who claimed that David Beckham had shelled out a fistful of readies for a night of pash in NYC. Becks has really let the dogs out on this one - an army of lawyers scouring the planet in...

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Tom Jones rushed to hospital for checks after failing to bring up tenuous Elvis anecdotes in interview

Welsh singer Tom Jones has been rushed to hospital for checks after he failed to mention any anecdotes about Elvis Presley in an interview. Alarms were raised by a concerned interviewer regarding the state of Jones' mental condition when the singe...

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Obama Set to Kick Off "I Don't Know & I Don't Care' Midterm Election Campaign!

Funny story: Obama Set to Kick Off "I Don't Know & I Don't Care' Midterm Election Campaign!

President Barry Obama, seemingly unaware of a ground swell of discontent toward his failed social and economic policies, is pulling out all the stops as he plans to lecture the nation non stop until the mid term elections 5 weeks away. Kicking of...

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Coalition Government To Release 'Sexy Calendar'

Funny story: Coalition Government To Release 'Sexy Calendar'

The U.K's coalition government are set to release a 2011 sexy calendar, sources say. The photo shoot has already begun, with sessions taking place in Hyde Park and the Houses Of Parliament. Exact details of the pictures are being closely guarde...

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'Not enough oral sex' says Euro Government representative.

Funny story: 'Not enough oral sex' says Euro Government representative.

Glamorous French politician Rachida Dati has caused a bit of a hullabaloo by saying that "fellatio is almost non-existent." All of the big nobs and assorted members in the Euro-Parliament looked at her a bit cock-eyed when she mouthed the words,...

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Selina Scott Not Of The Antarctic As Beeb Pulls Plug

Funny story: Selina Scott Not Of The Antarctic As Beeb Pulls Plug

Former newsreader and one time Princess Diana look-a-little-likey, Selina Scott, will not be presenting a BBC documentary retracing the steps of Captain Robert Falcon Scott, who cashed his chips somewhere down the Antarctic in 1912. Insiders claim...

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Ode to a Fevere Called Dengue

Funny story: Ode to a Fevere Called Dengue

An Ode to a Certain Malevolent Fevere on the Occasion of a Major Epidemic that has Acquired a Pathogenicity that Imperils Mankind Across the Globe and May Destroy Civilization as It Is Known to Us Presented in Its Entirety by the Poet Laureate on the Mundane, the Preposterous, and the Absurd: Sir Percival Blink, Esq. to His Most Excellent, Gracious, and Hornie Majesty as He Recovers from His F...

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Commonwealth Games - India refuse to send a team

Funny story: Commonwealth Games - India refuse to send a team

India are the latest country to pull their team out of the Commonwealth game in Delhi. This follows the high profile departures of Togo, Tonga and Trinidad and Tobasco citing inhuman conditions at the tournament. With crumbling venues, unfinished...

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Horror: Jack Dies In Terrifying Fall.

Funny story: Horror: Jack Dies In Terrifying Fall.

Jack Smith, 860, died last night in a terrifying fall from his beanstalk. The hero of the children's story had lived alone there ever since killing the Giant. The adventurer rose to fame when he misguidedly swapped a cow for magic beans. His fu...

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James Cameroon Speaks About Avatar Sequel

James Cameron has today revealed a few hints about the upcoming sequel to 3D hit Avatar. Speaking during a press conference held at a shed in Whitby to promote his new movie "Spade! - The Untold Story Of A Gardening Tool" Mr Cameroon said "I feel...

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Rooney Dismisses 'Bottler' Keegan's Red-Top Rant

Funny story: Rooney Dismisses 'Bottler' Keegan's Red-Top Rant

Sources close to Manchester United and England striker, Wayne Rooney claim that he has largely dismissed a Sun newspaper article attributed to Kevin Keeegan, which claimed that his confidence was 'shot.' Keegan, the former Liverpool and Hamburg pl...

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Aliens 'have deactivated UK & US nukes', take orders from Michelle Obama!

Funny story: Aliens 'have deactivated UK & US nukes', take orders from Michelle Obama!

Washington - (Star Bores): Is America's First Lady conducting a military agenda of her very own, flanked by a covert ET army of nuke-busting aliens? Or are the 'nuke-busting ET' headlines today just a cover story behind some further grim revelatio...

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X-Factor Chav Defends Herself On This Morning

X-Factor reject Chloe Mafia Has spoken out on ITV's This Morning about the allegations she is a paid escort and a heavy coke user. Speaking to Phil and the other one that's not Fern she said "No, right I's didn't do any of that right because I's...

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Fake Signs Cause Town Centre Havoc

Funny story: Fake Signs Cause Town Centre Havoc

Shoppers in High Wycombe were sent in to a tizzy on Thursday last, when jokers put up a myriad of fake signs in the town centre. Local man Billy Bunce was astounded. "I was astounded," he said. The first sign was noticed pointing to a large bui...

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Proof: The Sun Says 'The Egg Came First'

Funny story: Proof: The Sun Says 'The Egg Came First'

In a wildly random and irrational statement The Sun has claimed that 'The Egg Came First'. The so-called professional reporters used their usual level of tabloid journalistic skills to write the article, which was situated between a piece on Wayne...

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X-Factor - How Chloe Mafia Blew It

Funny story: X-Factor - How Chloe Mafia Blew It

And so it came to pass that the X-Factor judges passed on Chloe Mafia, the Wakefield songbird who can't sing very well, but does a nice line in...pleading her case. As she demonstrated so ably last week. But alas, it all came unravelled as Chloe entered the boot camp stage. And that's without the prostitution angle, the coke snorting allegations and the apparent threats from the father of...

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This ISN'T Anfield

Funny story: This ISN'T Anfield

You can often tell a lot about a club by their shirt sponsor. Everton have Chang Beer (so one could infer that you'd have to be a pissed up Chinese factory worker to support them) and before that they had One 2 One (or as we across the park liked to suggest; Gone 2 One). Manchester City are sponsored by Etihad since that's the airline their new found friends in the Middle East have to use...

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A man walks into a bar to meet others for a "A Man Walks Into a Bar" joke convention

Funny story: A man walks into a bar to meet others for a "A Man Walks Into a Bar" joke convention

They were all there, the first man who ever did it, now an old wheelchair bound octogenarian, the next few men who walked into various bars in various jokes the world over. The Horse, The Zebra, The two blonds, the twelve inch pianist. The bar was packed with anyone who was anyone in the "A Man Walks Into a Bar" joke world. There have been countless variations on this joke down throughout t...

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Paris Hiton Press Conference in Japan but not in Japan

Paris Hilton who was denied entry into Japan is still in Japan. Unbeknown to most, Paris Hilton was permitted to hang out in Japan after sending a stand-in home instead. "The stand-in is me regardless of the fact that I am here because as long as she left Japan then technically I left because she is me, that way I can continue on as me while she is me outside of Japan since I am not allowed in...

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The other things David Beckham did not do

Funny story: The other things David Beckham did not do

Hot on the news that David Beckham did not pay two prostitutes for a lesbian romp, several other things he did not do are emerging. David Beckham has not murdered Victoria and replaced her with a lookee-likee. The murder was not committed in order...

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Li-Lo and others given "Second Worst punishment imaginable"

Funny story: Li-Lo and others given "Second Worst punishment imaginable"

Having ruled out the whole "It's a small world" punishment, Barack Obama has forced off the rail celebrities to face another punishment: to play in this year's Ryder Cup tournament. Many of the drunken celebrities are unable to hold a golf club, l...

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Antarctica Snow Cone King Has Asked US President Barack Obama for a Bailout

Antarctica snow cone king, Jason Symbol, has petitioned United States president Barack Obama for a bailout for his failing snow cone business that is located at McMurdo station on Ross Island. Ross Island is located in the Ross Sea, just off the coast of Victoria Land in McMurdo Sound, which is located just off the coast of the continent of Antarctica. Apparently, twelve year old Jason Symbo...

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Facebook and Twitter Gone, Replaced by Pony Express

Funny story: Facebook and Twitter Gone, Replaced by Pony Express

Internet slowdowns, Twitter technical problems, Facebook glitches. ENOUGH! The U. S. has decided to replace the Internet and all its trappings with something more efficient -- Pony Express, a fabulous 19th century U. S. communication system.

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Hey, Blockbuster Video: Do You Know Why I Haven't rented a video From You in Five Years?

Funny story: Hey, Blockbuster Video: Do You Know Why I Haven't rented a video From You in Five Years?

Hey, Blockbuster Video: Do you know why I haven't rented a video from you in five years? Because I f--king hate you. Every time I rented something there, I forgot about it. Actually, I didn't forget. I was just too damned lazy to bring the movie back. So I kept it out a day or two too long, which racked up a big bill when I finally did bring it back. F--k you and your late fees. It is wh...

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OctoMom Facing House Foreclosure Has Three Options - Borrow The Money From Mel Gibson, Rob A Bank, or Pose In The Nude For PlayGuy Magazine

Funny story: OctoMom Facing House Foreclosure Has Three Options - Borrow The Money From Mel Gibson, Rob A Bank, or Pose In The Nude For PlayGuy Magazine

LA BREA, California - Nadya Suleman, the woman known as OctoMom, has found herself in quite an unfavorable situation. It appears that the mother of 14 kids, including a set of octuplets is in danger of having her home foreclosed on. Suleman in...

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New York Foot-Ball Giants Flib a Slugburger Against Tennessee Team To-Day

Funny story: New York Foot-Ball Giants Flib a Slugburger Against Tennessee Team To-Day

DATELINE- NEW YORK CITY, NY, U.S.A.--- It was, said Coach Tom Coughlin, "just a case of the N.Y. Football Giants letting the foot-ball team from Tennessees run through them." Tossing the foot-ball, and plenty of it, came from the New York Footbal...

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Lindsay Lohan Says She Looks Forward to Return to Prison

Funny story: Lindsay Lohan Says She Looks Forward to Return to Prison

LA- Lindsay Lohan says she enjoys the process of going to court and prison so much that she is purposely screwing up her life. "I find it so mentally stimulating to go through court hearings and then when I'm changing into prison garb, the body ca...

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Manchester United Back Four Is "Worst In Living Memory" Says Baby, Aged 2

Funny story: Manchester United Back Four Is "Worst In Living Memory" Says Baby, Aged 2

The defensive back four of Premier League title challengers Manchester United is "just not good enough", and "the worst in living memory" according to one staunch Reds fan, Wayne Blenkinsop, aged 2, from somewhere, but not Manchester. Wayne, whose...

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Australia can't decide anything

Funny story: Australia can't decide anything

AUSTRALIA- A leading psychologist and social expert have concluded that Australia has lost the ability to decide anything. Gordon Witherby, founder of the Institute of Modern Thought, presented his finding to a reception last night. "The 68-all...

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Athens and Sparta History to be Revised

Funny story: Athens and Sparta History to be Revised

Athens GR: Subway construction in Greece's capitol city has unearthed an amphora containing a historical description written by Moussaka, a historian of the period 490 BC to 431 BC. There is new information about the relations between the Greek-city...

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Dear Michael Vick: Keep Playing Good, So Daddy Doesn't Give Me and Mommy Boo-Boos!

Funny story: Dear Michael Vick: Keep Playing Good, So Daddy Doesn't Give Me and Mommy Boo-Boos!

Dear Michael Vick: You make Daddy happy when you play football. Mommy says we don't have to hide from Daddy in the garage when you start at QB, because the Eagles might win. Daddy even lets me sit with him when you play. I get to give him bottles of his special soda from the fridge. What does HEINEKIN spell? Mommy calls Daddy's special soda his 'mean juice', but he hardly hits us any m...

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Progress! Kevin Kolb Stays Conscious Through Entire Eagles-Jaugars Game Sunday.

Funny story: Progress! Kevin Kolb Stays Conscious Through Entire Eagles-Jaugars Game Sunday.

PHILADELPHIA - Philadelphia Eagles fans and coaches alike are thrilled at the progress shown by now-83th-string QB Kevin Kolb, just two weeks after KTFO during the Eagles season opener against Packers. "We are really happy that Kevin was able to s...

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