Rattner Book Exposes F*cking Obscenities in God-Damned White House

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Saturday, 4 September 2010

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President Barack Hussein Obama, President of the God-damned USA

Excerpts from Steve Rattner's new book on the auto bailouts by the Obama administration upset many Democrats.

Rattner, who headed President Obama's auto task force for 120 days, has written a first-hand account of the auto rescues called "Overhaul".

In it, he quotes White House Chief of Staff Rahm Emanuel as saying "Why the f*ck should we even save GM?" during a meeting at the White House. The president's top political adviser, David Axelrod, cited data showing that most Americans hate f*cking bailouts almost as much as they hate f*cking politicians.

Rattner's task force associate, Ron Bloom, warned that doing nothing would put hundreds of thousands of people out of work. Emanuel, according to Rattner, replied "F*ck the UAW. They're nothing but God-damned c*ck-sucking pussies."

Yesterday, UAW President Robert King moved to calm potential sh*t over the f*cking remarks.

"The hard f*cking work of this God-damned president literally saved the f*cking auto industry," King said.

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