Written by Bureau

Saturday, 11 September 2010

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Troubled actress Lindsay Lohan, fresh out of jail and rehab, says that she always has personal items missing when she invites singer Adam Lambert to one of her parties.

"I don't mean that I don't like the guy. He's great and fun to be around. But after everyone leaves, I can go check and there will be lipstick and other make-up items missing. Maybe he can't help himself. Like me getting all screwed up every other month. Or Paris and her cocaine?"

When asked about the accusations, Adam Lambert looked startled.

"Why does she think that it was ME? A lot of people are are at those parties."

We told him that she checked before and after he was in the area and that's when she missed the items.

"Then she probably took them herself. I think she has a split personality."

But a male friend of your's stated that you smelled different after you two left and went to your place after the last party at Lohans.

"Well he won't be a friend long. Can I help it if my privates naturally smell of cocoa butter? I inherited it from my Uncle Frederick or 'Frieda' to his friends."

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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