Written by matthatt

Monday, 20 September 2010

image for Tesco Viagra. A very little, helps.
Tesco, every little blue pill helps.

The supermarket Tesco says it is to start selling Viagra over the counter at the 'cheapest price'.

As of next week, men who need a little help in the meat and two veg isle, will be able to pick up the 'put him up and stay up' pick me up pill from one of its 300 UK stores.

Marketing moves are possibly being planned to combine the sale of the wonder drug with other store items, if sales prove flaccid in the short term.

The usual "meal for two for under a tenner" deal, may include a little something for the weak end, so after you have dined and wined you can minimise the potential poor performance based whine, by showing your significant other a significantly better time. More so than usual, after having consumed a belly full of beer, booze, biscuit, brisket and brine.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: Viagra, tesco




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