Justin Bieber: I'll Marry Kim Kardashian In Two Years!

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Sunday, 5 September 2010

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The past few weeks have seen 16-year-old Justin Bieber and 29-year-old Kim Kardashian cavorting in the Bahamas photo shoot that shows Kardashian in a see-through outfit.

You've probably seen some of the pics already but a few saucy ones were pulled early.

We recently had a chance to talk with them but in two different places.

How does Kardashian feel about young Justin?

"He's only 16 so I'm being very careful here, at least for now."

"If he were 18, would you marry him?'

"Sure I would. Why not?"

And Justin?

"He has a crush on me right now, but let's wait and see. He has a lot of plans for the next two years. There's plenty of time."

In an interview with Justin Bieber for "Teen Tiger Beat", Bieber was asked about their fling in the ocean in the Bahamas.

"She was so beautiful. You must have seen the photos."

"And the wet see-through outfit she had on?"

"It was really nice. All of a sudden my pants suddenly got really tight on me!"

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