Written by Sidney Bollocks

Tuesday, 7 September 2010

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A specimen previously thought to be the missing link.

Archaeologists in Switzerland have found what appears to be the remains of the missing link in man's evolution. The skull has a disproportionately protruding lower jaw, a small cranium and the eye sockets appear unusually close together. It also appears that the specimen may have had overdeveloped gonads and hands like shovels.

Further analysis of the remains has been undertaken at the Museum of Football at Old Trafford and it has been decided that this new genus will be named Scoussicus Roonicus. When asked what they thought the significance of this new find was, the archaeologists replied that they really couldn't give a flying fuck.

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Topics: Archeology, Humans

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