Written by Everyman

Sunday, 19 September 2010

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Two great statesmen of our age

Heart throbs Justin Bieber and Zac Efron have been caught on camera involved in a violent fight in the early hours of Saturday morning.

Details are sketchy - but it is believed that sparks started to fly after Bieber suggested that President Obama was being too conservative in his economic policies. Efron replied that Bieber was completely off the wall to reject the cyclical theory of economic recovery, when the world was in completely unchartered fiscal territory.

The two then locked horns on the question of international terror and environmental warming - although were curiously aligned on their opinion that Sarah Palin is hot.

Police said that although technically they were guilty of affray and being geeks, they would not press charges. However, they did point out that Sarah Palin wears way too much make up and doesn't put out nearly as much as her cougar image suggests.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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