Lady Gaga Meat dress now available at your local butchers

Written by matthatt

Monday, 13 September 2010

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A meat hat for a meat head.

Lady Gaga, who got a roasting recently for wearing a meat bikini on the cover of Vogue, also wore a raw meat dress at a music awards ceremony.

According to one source, the thinking is, if they got that upset and it caused that much news just for a meatkini, imagine how much a whole dress of meat would enrage people and get her in the news. "I would be all over the papers like a sirloin steak on a pop star" said the licentious loony lady, allegedly.

Businesses are now trying to "MEAT" demand by stocking meat inspired clothing as quickly as they can, so the pop sensations ardent fashion followers can be just like their abattoir attired artiste of choice.

Celebrity related clothing is usually the trade of ASOS.com and the like but now it's the turn of the high street butchers, especially those with the foresight to have a "clicks and mortar" web presence.

You can now order your pork chop party dress online or pop in store to try out a range of dead animal flesh, off the butchers hook, items, like the beef burger and bacon ball gown for the high class parties or if you are in the meat market for something a bit more night club orientated, there is the mini beef skirt and brisket boob tube, with optional offal under crackers, just be careful you don't get porky scratchings.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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