There were 1,604 spoof news stories published in September 2010. A selection of the most popular stories is shown here. You can use the calendar on the right hand side to get news stories from a day in this month.
Lady Gaga Meat dress now available at your local butchers
Lady Gaga, who got a roasting recently for wearing a meat bikini on the cover of Vogue, also wore a raw meat dress at a music awards ceremony. According to one source, the thinking is, if they got that upset and it caused that much news just for...
Read full storyPixie Lott Photoshopped Nude Calendar Sales Rise Following X-Factor Appearance
Following Pixie Lott's appearance as a guest X-Factor judge, sales of photoshopped and completely faked nude calendar shots of the singer have soared at the sole outlet, Ali Bullo's kebab van in Basingstoke. Ali Bullo would like us to point out th...
Read full storyJohn James , Josie split over JLS contraception clash
Today, the world went into mass depression at the news of a horrendous, dark break-up between Big Brother lovers John James Parton and Josie Gibson. The split, which has been described as 'devastating' and 'heartbreaking', was caused by an argumen...
Read full storyNude During Most Of The Movie, "Mary Ann" Not The Only 'Gilligan's Island' Movie Change!
It seems that the script writer for the new movie "Gilligan's Island" had the hots for Mary Ann or even Ginger while he was growing up so that would explain the new movie based upon the show having Mary Ann running around nude for most of the show.
Read full storyJennifer Thompson On Screwing Rooney At The Lowry
Oh dear, Wayne, we expected better... So said Skoob News Sports correspondent and part time caretaker, Donald Skoob (copyright Monkey Woods) of Salford University near Portsmouth this morning. "Seems like Wazza's graduated from Granny shagging...
Read full storyKat Von D Is "Ashamed" of Mexican Heritage, Relationship With Jesse James
Tattooed butter-face Katherine Dumpkoff -- known to those with meth addictions and basic cable as Kat Von D-- says that she is "ashamed" to be dating Jesse James, and is ashamed as well of her Mexican and Argentinian heritage. "Yeah, Von D is shor...
Read full storyInes Sainz Agrees To Appear Nude In PlayGuy Magazine
CHICAGO - Ines Sainz, a sports reporter for Azteca TV from Mexico, has caused quite a controversy since she appeared in the locker room of the NFL New York Jets. Sainz, who wears her jeans tighter than possibly any woman in the history of jean wea...
Read full storyBrazen Lithuanian squatters occupy another house.
In a disturbing new trend, Lithuanian squatters are moving into people's houses while they are out. Having just arrived in the UK and deciding that they can't wait the usual 24 hours to be housed by a local council, the Lithuanians are heading for...
Read full storyJustin Bieber 'Upset' As Kim Kardashian Nude Photo Shoot Pics Resurface
It wasn't only Kim Kardashian who was unhappy that a nude photo spread she did for Playbog Magazine back in 2006 had resurfaced and was being splashed all over the internet. Apparently Justin Bieber was a bit miffed too, because Kim is his friend,...
Read full storyJamie Lee Curtis Says Her Rumored Sex Change Operation Is Nothing But A Scandalous Lie
WEST HOLLYWOOD - Jamie Lee Curtis recently took her pet Alaskan Malamute, Daisy Doo to get it vajazzled at the famed animal clinic in West Hollywood Bow Wows 'R' Us. As Curtis was sitting in the waiting room for Daisy Doo's procedure to be complet...
Read full storyCoca Cola bosses ready to ditch Rooney from all advertising
Coca Cola bosses are reeling from the bad publicity surrounding Wayne Rooney and his now legendary threesomes with Manchester tarts. UK marketing boss, Les Rottenteeth, said "Coca Cola is a world leading brand and has many decades of proud histor...
Read full storyMel Gibson Has Alzheimers Disease!
People wondering what happened to Mel Gibson over the past couple of years have seen a complete breakdown of the famous actor. He divorced his wife after a marriage that lasted longer than 95% of those in Hollywood. He then took up with a much...
Read full storyBritain stands ready to fight off Papal threat
From our Farmer's Weekly undercover reporter in Rome - Whilst Pope Ratshitter has criticised the moral and religious decline of Britain, and our inability to resist the daily temptations of pornography, alcohol, drugs, sex and rock 'n'roll, there are...
Read full storyNick Jonas: Kevin Pulled My Teeth Out!
Nick Jonas, youngest of the three Jonas Brothers singing group told reporters yesterday that it wasn't easy being the youngest of the three. "Most of the time we got along great, but Kevin has a weakness for money. You might say he's always wanted...
Read full storyAnyone For A Nude Kim Kardashian, Taylor Lautner?
Now you can not only view photographs of a nude Kim Kardashian, but you can have her in your bedroom or tastefully dressed in the living room. After the release of formerly censored nude pics, adding insult to injury, she is being made into an adu...
Read full storyLindsay Lohan: Adam Lambert Takes My Personal Items
Troubled actress Lindsay Lohan, fresh out of jail and rehab, says that she always has personal items missing when she invites singer Adam Lambert to one of her parties. "I don't mean that I don't like the guy. He's great and fun to be around. But...
Read full storyJustin Bieber Admits He Has A Crush On Jasmine Villegas
WINNIPEG - Justin Bieber just opened his Justin Bieber Criss Crosses North America By Bus Tour in Winnipeg's Icy Arena. Bieber stated that he was thrilled to have Jasmine Villegas as his opening act. When asked if the rumors of his having a crush...
Read full story'Quiz-Rage' drinker lashes out at Stephen Fry
A teacher banned for life from his local after a sedate Pub Quiz evening ended in violence, says it is 'bloody Stephen Fry's fault.' Ardent quizzer Eamon O'Bohan, 52 was taking part in the weekly quiz at North Finchley's 'Elephant & Trumpet' p...
Read full storyEmma Watson Farted At By Family Puppy
Consternation in America today, as Harry Potter actress Emma Watson, who played Hermione in the Harry Potter movies was farted at by a cuddly family pet dog named Abbie Gayle. A visibly shaken Miss Watson, who was vacationeering and studying sand...
Read full storyAshton Kutcher Seen Kissing Demi Lovato
Ashton Kutcher was seen making out with Demi Lovato at a local restaurant. When confronted, he appeared to be confused and said "what, you mean there are two women in this world with the name Demi?" It was then explained to him that while his wife, D...
Read full storyColeen McLoughlin leaves Wayne Rooney for ... me
I can reveal that £100,000-a-week Manchester United footballer Wayne Rooney is furious that his childhood sweetheart and girlfriend Coleen McLoughlin has left him for me. Coleen is fed up with Rooney's lying and cheating and dalliances with prostitut...
Read full storyHorrified Aishwarya Rai And Deepika Padukone In Nude Protest Demand To Know Where CJ Is
Horrified Bollywood stars Aishwariya Rai and Deepika Padukone today made an urgent phone call to Skoob Entertainment News, supposedly whilst in the nude,demanding to know the whereabouts of missing Spoof supremo Colonel Juan, the one time Bolivian re...
Read full storyDerek Hough's Girlfriend Cheryl Cole's Vajazzled Vagina Has Just Been Named The Sexiest In The World
WEST HOLLYWOOD - One of the stars of Dancing With The Stars Derek Hough and his gorgeously stunning English girlfriend Cheryl Cole were sitting in a booth at El Taco Terrifico Diner having breakfast. The two have recently been named by several lea...
Read full storyRooneygate: Wayne & Coleen, a True Partnership - He Beds the Call Girls, She Issues the Injunctions...
That's right sportsfans, following today's so called 'exclusive' revelations in The Mail and elsewhere that Wayne Rooney has been smashing the granny out of Manchester call girls for a couple of years now - including one called Jennifer Thompson aka...
Read full storyHelen Wood, Jennifer Thompson And Wayne Rooney Threesome Revelations Surface
This is just gossip. Nobody really gives a flying eff at a rotating doughnut whether Wayne Rooney had a threesome with Manchester based prostitutes Helen Wood and Jennifer 'Juicy Jenny' Thompson. It seems that the nation has come to regard such an...
Read full storySex Videos: Today's Way To Get To the Top!
The 19-year-old daughter of actor Laurence Fishburne, Montana, had apparently decided that a sex video was just the thing to get you enough notice that you would get offers from top movie producers and companies. But now that she has gotten a star...
Read full storyObama: Big Watch, Little Dick....Bum F..k!
During the Vietnam war, the US Navy had a base in Subic Bay, Philippines. Ships on their way to and from the Tonkin Gulf would stop there for repairs and provisions. Sailors would take liberty and go into Alongapo City to drink beer and raise Hell. The main street was unpaved, and lined with bars for as far as you could see. In front of each bar was a mean-looking guy with a hog-leg strapped t...
Read full storyKate Middelton's boob job disaster: William feels real tit
Kate Middleton, encouraged by Prince William, has undergone breast enlargement, but the operation has turned her into a freak. She now has a large breast on each of the cheeks of her bottom. In order to prevent the British tabloids learning of the...
Read full storyWayne Rooney's prostitute 'Juicy Jen' says "I am not a call-girl but a horizontal cheerleader"
£200 an hour hooker Jennifer Thompson, who disclosed that she had provided sexual favours to footballer Wayne Rooney in return for dollops of cash, denied she is a call-girl, insisting that she would call herself a "horizontal cheerleader". The 21...
Read full storyOpie & Anthony Will Replace Howard Stern in 2011: The Team Resign With Sirius/XM for 5 Years, $75 million each.
In a developing story, internet sources, which are always correct, have reported that Opie and Anthony have just signed a 5 year deal with Sirius XM. Even more shocking, the team is now slated to replace Howard Stern, when his contract ends in De...
Read full storyLocal Chav gets bummed senseless by own pit bull
A 17 year old chav has told how he thought he was going to die during a horrific bumming that left him with an inability to walk straight, but has cleared his speech impediment right up. The boy, who would rather be referred to as a "man" but has...
Read full storyKate Middleton in nude burkha-trampling vid romp shocker!
London - (Reuterus): A tiny swastika-shaped birthmark on her left buttock is just visible in the grainy footage. Looking lean and tanned seven stone vamp Kate is seen trampolining up and down on a burkha that covers what looks like a royal-mammog...
Read full storyDid Justin Bieber Text Jennifer Thompson Hoping To Arrange A Sexual Liaison?
Nobody knows for sure yet that Canadian teen heart-throb Justin Bieber sent Wayne Rooney hooker sex case girl Jennifer Thompson a text message enquiring about hourly rates and discount packages. But SEN's Buffty Ginslinger reckons it's possible.
Read full storyJennifer Thompson 'an upmarket version of Kate Middleton' says hooker agency
Manchester - (Ass Mess): The Salford Slappers Escort Agency said today Thompson started off as a stunt double for some of Kate's less palatable early assigments (don't ask!) The two brunettes' physical resemblance was uncanny and spawned a whole...
Read full storyKate Gosselin's Bodyguard Steve Neild Has Decided Not To Divorce His Wife And Marry "KatGo"
READING, Pennsylvania - Long time bodyguard Steve "The Gray Fox" Neild, who for the past three months has pretty much been in the constant company of Kate Gosselin, has confided that contrary to the dozens of rumors he is not divorcing his wife in or...
Read full storySoccer club to assist players to choose the right wife or girlfriend
Prompted by recent relationship dramas amongst some of its players, Manchester United Football Club has taken the step of appointing a relationships guru. The purpose of this move is to help players pick partners who are more compatible and who are l...
Read full storyLady Gaga Gets Makeup Tips from Raccoons Invading NYC
There have been so many raccoons spotted in New York City lately that a bill has been introduced in the City Council requiring the city to be responsible for trapping these uninvited visitors. But where some see a menace, entertainer Lady Ga...
Read full storyJustin Bieber Confesses That Jasmine Villegas Has Kissed His "Bird" Tattoo Three Times
VENICE BEACH, California - One of the most popular young teen singers in the world Justin Bieber and his new BFF Jasmine Villegas were spotted having ice cream cones at a Dairy Queen Ice Cream Parlor in Venice Beach. The two teens could be seen ha...
Read full storyDaily Mail readers get behind Rooney
In a surprise show of sympathy, the liberal-minded and forgiving readers of the Daily Mail have started an appeal to help Wayne Rooney redeem himself. The appeal has been started by readers in the West Sussex town of Burgess Hill. A local couple,...
Read full storyJockstrap That Turns Into Gas Mask Hits Market
Caught in a disaster? You'd better hope you're wearing the Emergency Jockstrap. Simply unsnap the jockstrap, and slip it over your head. Dr. Elena Bodnar won an Ignoble Award for the invention last year, an annual tribute to scientific research t...
Read full storySteven Gerrard And John Terry Don't Deny 'Knowing' Wayne Rooney Hooker Jennifer 'Juicy Jeni' Thompson
As the UK is rocked by yet another scandal involving a footballer and a prostitute, Skoob Sports News elected to send our sports correspondent Donald Skoob (copyright Monkey Woods) out to smell some rats. Following revelations about Wayne Rooney p...
Read full storyChris Rock and Adam Sandler To Remake "Blazing Saddles"
Chris Rock and Adam Sandler have announced that they will produce and star in a remake of the classic Mel Brook's western "Blazing Saddles." Rock will play the role of Sheriff Bart, made famous by Cleavon Little. Sandler will play the role of Deput...
Read full storyAlice Roberts v Miranda Krestovnikoff: Coast Gals Square Up!
Fans of BBC documentary series Coast are bracing themselves for a bust-up between two of their favourite female presenters. As we reported last week, fans of presenter Dr Alice Roberts were disappointed that she is keeping her clothes on for her n...
Read full storyMissing link found in Switzerland
Archaeologists in Switzerland have found what appears to be the remains of the missing link in man's evolution. The skull has a disproportionately protruding lower jaw, a small cranium and the eye sockets appear unusually close together. It also appe...
Read full storyNot to Be Outdone by Female Vajazzling, Men Opting for Dickorating
The latest trend to come out of Hollyweird, California is a procedure called vajazzling, a procedure whereby lovely crystals are placed in various patterns and designs on the private areas of women. Actress Jennifer Love Hewitt is one of the first ce...
Read full storyLady Gaga excommunicated after becoming a priest
Lady Gaga has almost completed an on-line course to become a priest, capable of marrying homosexual couples at her concerts. As a devout Catholic, this has angered the Roman Catholic church in two regards. "First off," said bishop Lee Basher, a...
Read full storyIs 'more than one Diana' buried at Althorp island site?
London - (Reuterus): Is a secret High Court super-injunction gagging plans to exhume Princess Diana's grave at Althorp? Frantic legal moves in the last 24 hours have seen the Human Frights Act invoked to protect the Spencer family's privacy. At...
Read full storyJennifer Thompson's 13 Premier League Star team to play in a 6-3-4 England formation internationally!
Jennifer Thompson's bedroom, Bolton: Jennifer Thompson who deliberately targeted footballers because they're so rich, flash and fundamentally not the sharpest pencils in the box, is ready to announce her team for England. Miss Thompson, who adver...
Read full storyKristen Stewart, Vanessa Hudgens, Miley Cyrus, and Selena Gomez To Star In "Intimate Secrets of The Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders"
HOLLYWOOD - Noted producer/director Fanton Brasshorn has just announced that he will shortly begin filming on his new movie entitled Intimate Secrets of The Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders. Brasshorn purchased the book rights from noted sports author E...
Read full storyMI6 cryptographer Gareth Williams 'worked on Stuxnet'
London - (Cyberworm-That-Turned Mess): A new theory about the death of MI6 maths genius Gareth Williams claims he had worked on the Stuxnet cybermunition program. This targets German-made Semens (sic) computer 'tools' that run Iran's George Bushe...
Read full storyFacebookake, rate my Vajazzle
It's all the rage everywhere, everyone is doing it, adults are running around, sticking shiny crap to their junk and yelling "Come on my Facebook and vote on my vajazzled private parts!" And now the kids want in, the latest playground games are le...
Read full storyKevin Smith's SModcast to Replace Opie and Anthony on Sirius Starting October 3rd
KEYPORT, NJ --- Hilarious former WNEW (so-called) 'Shock Jocks' Opie & Anthony have talked for days about their XM Satellite Radio contract expiring on October 1st. And, while they said that a contract offer may be approved in days, sources are s...
Read full storyMiley Cyrus, Selena Gomez, and Demi Lovato To Guest Star On "Gossip Girl" As The Tarantelli Triplets
HOLLYWOOD - The producers of CW's Gossip Girl have revealed that they have in fact just signed Miley Cyrus, Selena Gomez, and Demi Lovato to appear as the Tarantelli Triplets in the hit television teen drama. The three teen singing sensations will...
Read full storyPolly Shits Behind The Door
Police in Yorkshire say they have apprehended a suspect in the case of a mysterious turd that was left behind a door at a local factory. Polly - no second name - was arrested last night after confessing to friends that it had been her who had laid...
Read full storyJessica Alba Reveals A Shocking Secret - Lindsay Lohan Has Secretly Been Dating "Machete's" Danny Trejo
HOLLYWOOD - According to Jessica Alba's personal hairdresser FuFi Fondue, the actress confided in him that she was jealous of the intimate love scenes between Danny Trejo, the star of the satire/parody Machete and actresses Michelle Rodriguez and Lin...
Read full storyGenius of Gil Scott-Heron Usurped by Kanye West in Leaked Track "Lost In The World".
The only way takentless sh-thead Kanye West could make an intelligent, articulate and socially relevant statement via his music is by usurping the genius of others, which he has done in the track "Lost in the World", with samples of Bon Iver's "Woods" and Gil Scott-Heron's spoken-word track "Comment #1," as evidenced by the track being 'leaked' on the internet today. "Even a cursory review of t...
Read full storyYom Kippur omen as giant Turin Shroud-shaped cloud hovers over Hyde Park
London - (Benny & The Jets News): An Eve Of Atonement Cumulo-Nimby formation has been spotted sizing up the Pope's rostrum in Hyde Park. Located close to Tyburn the vigil arena is slap bang in the middle of London's famous gallows site where c...
Read full storyLindsay Lohan Appears In "Machete" And Steals The Movie With Her Nude Scenes
HOLLYWOOD - After what seemed like a long, long time Lindsay Lohan has finally made a motion picture. She starred with the movie's superhero Danny Trejo, along with Robert DeNiro, Jessica Alba, Steven Seagal, Don Johnson, Michelle Rodriguez, Clor...
Read full storyStephen Hawking says Santa Claus not real
The world's mightiest intellect has caused controversy by announcing that Father Christmas does not exist. In a brilliant interview in the Guardian, Europe's foremost newspaper for top thinkers, Hawking, who is literally a human brain, states "the...
Read full storyProstitute Jennifer Thompson investigated for Benefit Fraud
Jennifer (Juicy Jeni) Thompson, the £1200 a night prostitute at the centre of the ongoing Rooney sex-scandal, is reportedly under investigation for both benefit fraud and income tax evasion. Thompson, a 21 year-old slapper and opportunist from Bol...
Read full storyRattner Book Exposes F*cking Obscenities in God-Damned White House
Excerpts from Steve Rattner's new book on the auto bailouts by the Obama administration upset many Democrats. Rattner, who headed President Obama's auto task force for 120 days, has written a first-hand account of the auto rescues called "Overhaul...
Read full storyKatie Price shows off her new penis in nude photo exclusive
Katie Price, aka Jordan, shocked the world this morning with nude pictures displaying the results of her latest cosmetic surgery....a new penis! The photographs, part of an exclusive report from 'OK' magazine, showed Jordan proudly sporting her...
Read full storyMonica Mint, Chloe Mafia, and Jennifer Thompson To Star In The X-Rated British Movie "Ho, Ho, Ho"
LONDON - Famed British motion picture producer Reginald Chiswicket has just announced that he, in conjunction with Castle Moat Pictures, will soon begin production on the World War II holiday epic entitled, Ho, Ho, Ho. The film is x-rated due to v...
Read full story"Dumb" Marie Curie to be posthumously stripped of Nobel Prize for Health and Safety violations
Polish physicist and chemist Marie Curie is to be posthumously stripped of her Nobel Prize after being branded as "dumb beyond belief" by the Norweigan Nobel Committee. Curie, who was originally rewarded the prize for her pioneering work in the fi...
Read full storyFacebook and Twitter Gone, Replaced by Pony Express
Internet slowdowns, Twitter technical problems, Facebook glitches. ENOUGH! The U. S. has decided to replace the Internet and all its trappings with something more efficient -- Pony Express, a fabulous 19th century U. S. communication system.
Read full storyHomeless Homo Hobo Forms New Political Movement
BOSTON, MA - Frank Barney, a homosexual homeless man residing on Newbury Street held a press conference today to announce the formation of a new political movement, The PEE-Party. Barney said "We are tired of having to urinate in alleys and sleep...
Read full storyJustin Bieber Soaks Twitter Birds with Water Balloons
Twitter, the social networking service, was in a tizzy for a while yesterday. But it wasn't because of mechanical problems. No, Siree. The trouble was caused when singer Justin Bieber threw water balloons at a pack of twitter birds, soaking and frig...
Read full storyKristen Stewart, Vanessa Hudgens, and Nina Dobrev To Star In "Revenge of The Vajazzled Vampire Vixens"
HOLLYWOOD - The Monteverdi Brothers, Amaretto and Staccato, both noted directors and producers, have just announced that they will soon be traveling to Sighisoara, Transylvania, to film their next motion picture entitled The Revenge of The Vajazzled...
Read full storyWhores Outraged as Craigslist Deletes Rub & Tug Ads
"Look, this is the way I feed my kids," cries Mistress Alahna, who clearly didn't pay attention in high school. "How am I going to meet up with men who pay me to tug on their junk?" Much to the chagrin to Comic-con season ticket holders, apartment...
Read full story1 in 30 Brits have never had a job
Shocking new figures reveal that almost 1.4 million Brits have never done an honest day's work in their lives. The report, which was released by the Ministry for Welfare Payments and the Workshy, is a damning indictment of the lifestyle choices many...
Read full storyBo Obama, First Dog, Weds at the White House
The Rose Garden was the scene of the marriage yesterday of Bo Obama, a Portuguese Water Dog, to Abbie Gayle Turdblossom (pictured here), a Heinz 57 Dog from New Mexico. The bride will keep her name. The brides's namesake, Abigail Adams, came back...
Read full storySimon Cowell States That Chloe Mafia Will Not Be Banned From X-Factor Simply Because She Is A Prostitute
LONDON - The CEO of 19th Hole Productions Simon Cowell has made it abundantly clear that he has no intention of banning Chloe Mafia from participating in his reality show X-Factor simply because she is a known prostitute. According to Miss Mafia,…
Read full storyJustin Bieber: I'll Marry Kim Kardashian In Two Years!
The past few weeks have seen 16-year-old Justin Bieber and 29-year-old Kim Kardashian cavorting in the Bahamas photo shoot that shows Kardashian in a see-through outfit. You've probably seen some of the pics already but a few saucy ones were pulle...
Read full storyX-Factor - Cher Lloyd 'Right Up Cheryl's Street' - Chloe Mafia Up Sh*t Street
As Cheryl Cole moves quietly into pole position as the X-Factor judge favourite to complete a hat-trick of series victories, sources inform Skoob Entertainment News that Cheryl is 'dead keen' on Malvern teen-starlet, and Cheryl look a little likey Ch...
Read full storyNew York Jets Coach Says That Ines Sainz Should Dress More Like The Average Drab Looking, Frumpy Female Reporter Instead of Like A Victoria's Secret Model
NEW YORK CITY - The New York Jets fumble crew coach, Timmy "The Hands" Blumentelli, said that Ines Sainz, a reporter for Mexico's TV Azteca Network should not have been dressed like one of the Victoria's Secret models. He pointed out that when Sai...
Read full storyFerguson signs Scunthorpe Streaker
Manchester United boss, Sir Alex of the Ferguson confirmed this morning that he has indeed signed up the streaker who invaded the pitch last night in United's 5-2 Carling Cup victory over Scunthorpe. (Or 'Scunny as the locals call it.) The streake...
Read full storyTax Professionals Lawsuit against H&R Block Will Bankrupt The Company.
According to experts familiar with the company, it will be H&R Block's tax professionals that drive the troubled tax preparation firm to the depths of insolvency. Not that they needed any help. On January 25, 2010, a California attorney fil...
Read full storyStunning New John Terry Revelations - It's All Here...
Startling new revelations concerning John Terry are about to be revealed in this weekends News of the World but once again, I have the exclusive scoop. Following the lifting of yet another "super injunction" enforced on the media by a top celebrit...
Read full storyJennifer Thompson To Service More England Players
Jennifer Thompson, the 21-year-old Bolton strumpet who recently broke into the headlines after sitting on Wayne Rooney's face, has been drafted into Fabio Capello's squad for the rest of the Euro 2012 qualifying campaign. She is to work closely wi...
Read full storyHeidi Montag Confesses "Yes, I've Just Had My Vagina Vajazzled"
MALIBU BEACH - Heidi Montag, who has had more cosmetic and plastic surgery than any three Hollywood celebrities, including male celebs such as Burt Reynolds and Kenny Rogers, was spotted sunning her plasticized body on Malibu Beach. Heidi, who is...
Read full storyWayne Rooney Blames Hay Fever For Dalliances With Prostitutes
Insiders say that Wayne Rooney has been left with little option other than to consort with prostitutes and ladies of the night in order to alleviate severe symptoms of hay fever. Leaping to the defence of the baldy scouse 'Once a blue forever a Ma...
Read full storyClose-up Photos of Kate Gosselin Show She Definitely Has A Lady Gaga Type Bulge
READING, Pennsylvania - The one and only star of Kate Plus 8, Kate Gosselin, showed why it is that her ex-husband, Jon "The Kinky Korean" Gosselin left the woman he referred to as "King Kate." Kate was recently spotted at a local self-serve gas st...
Read full storyJustin Bieber Not Father Of Twins!
A very relieved Justin Bieber got the news he was wanting to hear this morning, he is NOT the father of twins! A 16-year-old young lady was pregnant and she told everyone that Justin Bieber was the father of her baby. The juvenile's father had tol...
Read full storyAlice Roberts And Miranda Krestovnikoff Told To Keep Their Kit ON!
TV presenter pair Alice Roberts and Miranda Krestovnikoff have a new set of fans who are happy for them to keep their clothes ON! As we have been reporting, both presenters of BBC's Coast have been exciting certain sections of the audience who bel...
Read full storySheffield Wednesday Tax Dodge Namechange
Sheffield Wednesday Football Club, who have been served with a winding-up order by Her Majesty's Revenue & Customs over tax owed, have come up with an ingenious plan to avoid closure, BBC Radio Sheffield reports. They are to change their name...
Read full storyVisibly Pregnant Christine O'Donnell Claims Immaculate Conception
DELAWARE (AP) Responding to widespread allegations initially assumed to be attack politics, Christine O'Donnell's campaign manager yesterday released a statement confirming that the senatorial candidate was "with child" and that it was a 21st century...
Read full storyAmerican Bald Eagle Snatches Up, Eats Glenn Beck's Dachshund
NEW CANAAN, Connecticut -- Glenn Beck never thought twice about the safety of little Adolph when he let him outside to poop in the back yard of their home in one of the most affluent, safe and secure communities in America. Now, his overweight 8-m...
Read full storyGascoigne takes the helm at Garforth Town
Paul Gascoigne, the cheeky Georgie who wowed the world with his football prowess back in 1998, has taken the vacant manager's job at Evo-Stik First Division (Northern) League side Garforth Town. Chairman of Garforth, Clifford the Big Red Dog, is d...
Read full storyRooney second string hooker Helen Wood: curse of La Cervara hexed Wayne/Coleen nuptials
Manchester - (Gonads): The slinky Salford slapper has blamed an ancient Roman curse for blighting Wayne and Coleen's nuptials. Helen Wood, 23, whose three-in-a-bed antics have rocked the nation, said today the 2008 La Cervara ceremony 'was hexed'...
Read full storyJasmine Villegas panties found in back of Justin Bieber's Lamborghini!
Los Angeles - (Reuterus): According to celeb LA garage WheelNutzz the white $210,000 Lamborghini Gallardo coupé, a 16th birthday present from rapper P-Diddy, had just been professionally serviced. Its plush interior includes a customised python-sk...
Read full storyJulianne Hough, Cheryl Cole, and Selena Gomez To Star In The TV Sit-Com "Two And A Half Women"
HOLLYWOOD - Charlie Sheen will be producing a spin-off of his hit television sit-com Two and A Half Men, to be called Two and A Half Women. The new show will star Julianne Hough (Ryan Seacrest's girlfriend), Cheryl Cole (Derek Hough's girlfriend),...
Read full storyJustin Bieber and Zac Efron caught on video fighting in club after argument
Heart throbs Justin Bieber and Zac Efron have been caught on camera involved in a violent fight in the early hours of Saturday morning. Details are sketchy - but it is believed that sparks started to fly after Bieber suggested that President Obama...
Read full storyCatfight Between Kristen Stewart And Emma Watson Over Robert Pattinson Is 'Nothing But A Media Creation.'
Following a number of alarming revelations that a major catfight is brewing between Kristen Stewart and Emma Watson over the affections of Robert Pattinson, Skoob Entertainment News decided it was high time we got to the bottom of things. So to sp...
Read full storyJustin Bieber To Guest Star On CSI: Las Vegas, CSI: Miami, and CSI: New York
HOLLYWOOD - The extremely popular young singing star from Canada Justin Bieber will be pretty busy making the rounds of the CSI series. He will be starring in CSI: Las Vegas as Jason McCann, a kid who gets into a lot trouble because of his quasi-a...
Read full storyInes Sainz, Zac Efron, and Robert Pattinson To Star In "The Girl With The Painted On Jeans"
HOLLYWOOD - The Candlelight Motion Picture Company has just sent a press release announcing the filming of a new action packed spy mystery titled The Girl With The Painted On Jeans. Mexican sports reporter turned actress Ines Sainz will star as Em...
Read full storyTesco Viagra. A very little, helps.
The supermarket Tesco says it is to start selling Viagra over the counter at the 'cheapest price'. As of next week, men who need a little help in the meat and two veg isle, will be able to pick up the 'put him up and stay up' pick me up pill from...
Read full storyBlackBerry PlayBook Critiqued by Angry iPads
The new tablet computer, just introduced to the world at a Research in Motion (that's the BlackBerry company) developer conference in San Francisco, has gotten cheers from some and jeers from others. Apple iPads are in the latter group. Could i...
Read full storyMr Potato Head to sue over Wayne Rooney slur
Mr Potato Head, the American, potato shaped toy has been a favourite among kids since the 1950s. Its inventor, the real Mr Potato Head, who, like his toy, has detachable facial furniture and a head shaped like a potato, would spend hours amusing h...
Read full storyHooker Irma 'La Douche' Nici to post Beckham sex video!
New York - (Subpoena That! Mess): The 26 year-old brunette's video of a three-in-a-bed romp with LA Galaxy star David Beckham is to debut on the YouBoob! channel. The footage has been described as a bit granny - er...grainy! - because of problems...
Read full story50th Anniversary of Coronation Street interrupted as a tram crashes into the street
Coronation Street's plans to celebrate it's fiftieth birthday were interrupted today as a tram crashed into the street. The original plot lines that were meant for the live episode of the iconic soap opera had to be hastily rewritten, and in sever...
Read full storyNoel Gallagher pays 25 million Euro for Irelands iconic rock venue, Slane Castle.
Noel Gallagher has paid a reported 25 million Euro for Slane Castle in Ireland's County Meath. Set in the middle of a 1,500 acre estate surrounded by stunningly beautiful valleys and woodlands on the banks of the River Boyne, Slane Castle lies on...
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