There were 932 spoof news stories published in September 2007. A selection of the most popular stories is shown here. You can use the calendar on the right hand side to get news stories from a day in this month.
More sexy pics of Vanessa Hudgens appear on the Web; caught playing tonsil-hockey with her 'girlfriend' in hot seductive lesbian poses
Cyberspace - As if having naked pictures of her splattered on the Web was not bad enough for the squeaky clean image of Disney's High School Musical 2 sweetheart, Vanessa Hudgens. Now photos of her apparently French kissing one girlfriend, smacking l...
Read full storyPirelli Calendar wants Vanessa Hudgens' breastprints on Hollywood Walk of Fame
Hollywood, California - (Stark Naked Ass Mess): The Pirelli Calendar company has offered Vanessa Hudgens a multi-million dollar contract to pose for their 2008 nude calendar. And part of the deal is for the dusky 18 year old star of High School...
Read full storyWalt Disney's nude and spatchcocked Vanessa Hudgens pics poser
New York - (Gorgeous Ass Mess): Disney's wholesome High School Musical star Vanessa Hudgens may be about to hit the high notes as nude photos of her 'spatchcocked like a spring chicken over hot coals' made their debut on the inte...
Read full storyHillary Clinton and Barack Obama in nude porn shocker
A Democrat insider has told The Spoof today that Hillary Clinton has brokered a deal with fellow candidate, Barack Obama, where she will become President and he will become Vice President.
Read full storyLatest 6ft blow-up latex doll modelled on naked Vanessa Hudgens
San Francisco, California - (Barefaced Cheek & Ass Mess): The Californian copycat sex-aid industry is cock-a-hoop today after losing no time in launching its newest latex six foot blow-up doll modelled on naked internet pictures of High School Mu...
Read full storyVanessa Hudgens a "poster-child" for Disney corruption?
Washington DC - (Ass Mess & ReUterus): The DC mud-slinging between John Edwards' 2008 presidential campaign staff and Hillary Clinton haemorraghed into showbiz today with detractors of High School Musical's Vanessa Hudgens slamming h...
Read full storyLarge, hairy men form human shield around Robin Williams house
It has been reported that a human ring of burly hirsute men have gathered around the luxurious home of comedian Robin Williams.
Read full storyHooters waitress, Kyla Ebbert, almost thrown off plane for wearing work clothes; eye-candy now contraband food item on all flights
San Diego, California - Real life college student and Hooters waitress 23-year-old, Kyla Ebbert, was nearly thrown off a Southwest airline flight by a crew member for allegedly dressing too provocatively for their self-proclaimed family airline. She...
Read full storyVanessa Hudgens Vagina Goes Photo Public, Sex Tape Rumored to be a Rumor
There are many media confirmations that Vanessa Hudgens, star of , High School Musical, XXX sex tape are just rumors, nothing more. Although in past experience, where there's smoke there's usually fire, in this case may be hot air. But then...
Read full storyBritney Spears' Pussy Licks Paris Hilton's Pussy. Catfight Ensues!
New Cleaverland - It was a sunny day in a New York's Central Park yesterday and peaceful. Oh yes there was the occasional mugging and purse snatching and dope deals, but largely everyone was minding their own business.
Read full storyBig Penis Guy starts work at meat factory
Dave Pekering, the legendarily endowed man from Oxford, England - who dated the woman with the worlds smallest vagina and then dumped her for a male lover with an enormous asshole - has now quit his job as an electri...
Read full storyeBay auction of Vanessa Hudgens panties
Los Angeles, California - (Ass Mess): Two pairs of skin-tone open-crotch lizard-skin panties worn by Vanessa Hudgens in High School Musical 2 have come up for auction on eBay.
Read full storyVanessa Hudgens: "I ain't pregnant, I'm still a virgin!"
Hollywood, California - (Cheeky Ass Mess): Oh yeah? Shag-a-virgin internet sites have gone ballistic during the last 24 hours after High School Musical dusky beauty Vanessa Hudgens hotly denied being pregnant and claimed that she still has a...
Read full storyVanessa Hudgens' breasts holograms selling like hotcakes
California - (Bare Ass Mess): Holographic 3-D pictures of eighteen year old High School Musical actress Vanessa Hudgens are a runaway success on an internet promo site marketing the starlet's budding talents.
Read full storySpoof writer's nightmare comes true as New Mexico spaceport incarnates as Britney's vagina
New Mexico - (Ass Mess & ReuterUs): Veteran Spoof writer and New Mexico resident Jalapenoman is in hiding tonight as "one of his worst nightmares" took a step closer to incarnating on his home turf in the shape of Britney's vag...
Read full storyVictoria Beckham Goes Nude For Anorexics Against Fur
Dubious fashion icon and Spice girl Victoria Beckham has become the latest member of the celebrity A-list to strip off for an anti-fur campaign.
Read full storyMaureen "Marcia Brady" McCormick Reveals Lesbian Incest In New Tell All Book
When Jan Brady said "Marcia, Marcia, Marcia," it was not always to complain about her older sister; sometimes it was pillow talk. Seems "The Brady Bunch" household was not as squeaky clean and wholesome as viewers have been lead to believe over the...
Read full storyBritney Spears' Vagina To Make Comeback
Britney Spears, that well-known diva of the pop world, is to come out of retirement, and has said that her vagina will be at the forefront of her new act.
Read full storyArse Bandits can no longer be called "shirtlifters"
A spokesman for Cockney comedian Jim Davidson expressed disappointment at the decision of the Politically Correct Forum criticising Davidson for calling a Big Brother winner a shirtlifter and sacking...
Read full storyThe Top 5 Greatest Rhyming Greetings/Questions Ever
We're always trying to be original and cool while greeting our friends and coworkers and we've realized that the common "Hello" just doesn't cut it anymore. Hello isn't cool and it certainly isn't original. Over a billion people use that old rag everyday in every language. So here are few greetings that will definitely earn you some street cred out there in the jungle...
Read full storyBanksy: "immortalize Vanessa Hudgens' breasts in oils"
New York - (Cheeky Ass Mess): Artist Banksy has told a US TV show that High School Musical star Vanessa Hudgens' breasts "should be immortalised in oils":...
Read full storyWarren Jeffs Guilty, Sentenced To Community Service as Junior High School
Warren Jeffs, leader of a polygamous sect that is a splinter group of the Mormon church, has been found guilty as an accomplice to rape. Jeffs was conviced for pressuring a 14 year old girl to marry, then have sex with, her 19 year old male cousin.
Read full storyPeru Meteor Populated With Miniature Life
Lima Beana, Peru (IP) - A meteorite landed in Peru and noxious odors emitted by the meteorite made villagers and police feel ill. Peruvian authorities called in specialists to examine the space debris.
Read full storySteven Fossett Found! Millionaire is Now Attempting to Circumnavigate the Globe While Levitating!
LOS ANGELES, United States (UFO) - The search for missing adventurer Steve Fossett appears to be over. Nearly one week after the millionaire aviator's plane vanished, he phoned friends via satellite phone to inform them of his latest adventure.
Read full storyVanessa Hudgens 'tongue-in-cheek' oral sex videotape claims
Los Angeles, California - (Ass Mess & ReuterUs): Publicists working for High School Musical starlet Vanesa Hudgens have said internet stories about their client's alleged oral sex videotape are just a bit of 'tongue-in-cheek' fun...
Read full storyBritney Spears and her Strange MTV VMA Performance
Britney Spears Embarrassed herself at the MTV Video Music Awards. The performance, however, was par for the course for the pop tart now known more for her wild lifestlyle and outrageous behaviour than her talent, singing, or music videos. An obvi...
Read full storyVanessa Hudgens jocks off Jennifer Hudson from plum Sex & the City role
Los Angeles, California - (Bareassed Cheek Mess): High School Musical starlet Vanessa Hudgens has been picked for a Sex & the City movie plum role that Oscar-winning Dreamgirls actress Jennifer Hudson thought was a done dea...
Read full storyBig penis guy dumps girlfriend for man with huge asshole
Dave Pekering, the Briitsh citizen who holds the world record for having the largest penis, has dumped his Russian girlfriend in order to date a man.
Read full storyChild Pornography Arrests Shut Down Blockbuster and Other Video Stores Across United States
Agents from the F.B.I. (Federal Bureau of Investigation) shut down over 2600 Blockbuster Video stores and arrested almost 3000 store managers, employees, and company executives on charges of distributing child pornography (both at the stores and thro...
Read full storyBrady Bunch Girls Engaged In Torrid Lesbian Affair and That's The Tip of the Iceberg
Maureen McCormick who portrayed Marica Brady on the hit family situation comedy, The Brady Bunch, has revealed in a new tell all book, there was much more than healthy life's lessons going on in the Brady household.
Read full storyMonica Lewinsky's dress sold at auction for $2.6 million
Monica Lewinsky sold her famous semen stained dress at an auction today for $2.6 million to internet millionaire Ricky Pittsburgh, according to Sotheby's Auction House in Los Angeles.
Read full storyZac Efron and Daniel Radcliffe to star in stage adaptation of Brokeback Mountain
Broadway, New York - (Ass Mess): High School Musical star Zac Efron and Harry Potter actor Daniel Radcliffe are being headhunted on Broadway for a stage adaptation of the 2006 Academy Award winning Brokeback Mountain.
Read full storyHitmail.com launched to cater for gangland niche market
Cyberspace - (Ass Mess): A consortium of disorganised crime cartels has launched its own customised email service to cater to the niche market needs of today's modern assassins.
Read full storyParty animal pussy
Sydney, Austalia - (Ass Mess): Following earlier reports this week that pussy is high up on Australians' menu preferences these days a Sydney newspaper has featured a story about a cocaine-crazed pussy that survived its owners' long lost week...
Read full storyBritney Spears Vagina Found On Sarah Silverman's Face
Everyone viewing and attending the recent MTV Video Music Awards were aghast at the lackluster performance turned in by America's sweetheart, Britney Spears. Spears looked less like a pop princess and more like a pooped princess, a zombie from th...
Read full storyHollywood Big Noses gather to celebrate at Annual Event
A glittering array of stars turned out last night for the 42nd annual Nosey's. Celebrating the best and the brightest big nosed stars, the event attracted such luminaries as Barry Manilow,
Read full storyChimp pimps
Today's headlines have been abuzz with news that chimpanzees will trade food for sex. But what the mainstream outlets don't mention...
Read full storyZac Efron retaliates with Instinct centerfold
San Luis Obispo, California - (Ass Mess): Not to be outdone by Vanessa Hudgens's stunning nude photos that are setting High School Musical appreciation websites aflame, Disney co-star Zac Efron is reported to have accepted a $5 million f...
Read full storyMen prefer attractive women over ugly ones, according to study
A five-year, government backed, $25 million University of Indiana study has shown that most men prefer attractive women over ugly ones.
Read full storyAnna Nicole Smith's ghost haunts Oscar Wyatt Jr's Oil-for-Fraud trial
New York - (Ass Mess): The ghost of Playboy centerfold model Anna Nicole Smith has come back to haunt one of her ex-husband's former business partners, Oscar Wyatt Jr, whose New York trial in the Saddam Hussain Oil-For-Fraud conspiracy has opened...
Read full storyAishwarya Rai the Goddess: India culture minister offers to quit
Mumbai, India - (Mythological Mess): India's culture minister Ambika Soni has offered to quit in a row over whether Bollywood actress Aishwarya Rai is a reincrnated Hindu goddess.
Read full storyVanessa Hudgens and Zac Efron split over lesbian pics! Zac to Vanessa: 'How could you do that? Without me...there.'
Hollywood, California - Fulfilling both Disney executive's dreams in her hit role as a America's latest high school sweetheart in High School Musical 2 and simultaneously every teenaged boy and adult male secret sexual fantasy of having a hot...
Read full storyGirl gang force victims to strip and have sex with them
A woods in Manchester is being terrorised by an all-girl gang who attack single men, and force them to strip naked and have sex with them.
Read full storyBritish Airways to bring back Concorde
British Airways is to bring back the Supersonic Concorde, that last flew in October 2003, after spending upwards of £500 million on refurbishing the previously moth-balled aircraft.
Read full storyAnna Nicole Smith Taped Larry Birkhead and Howard K Stern In Oral Sex Act. XXX DVD to Follow?
As in almost all these stories, tales of wild, gay sex, possible murder, drug abuse, multiple overdoses, inevitably rumors of a sex tape comes into play. Is there a tape? Who has it? When will it surface? Is it in focus? How is the lighting?...
Read full storySteven Seagal invites fat girls to howl at his house
Tubby 90's action hero, Steven Seagal has been spotted placing notices on store windows in Boise, Idaho, calling on fat girls to howl at his house.
Read full storyVanessa Hudgens to be the new face of Estee Lauder tampons
New York - (Ass-related Press): The House of Lauder is recruiting High School Musical starlet Vanessa Hudgens on a $5 million, two year contract to be the face (sic!) of its newly launched Estee Lauder Tampon.
Read full storyPeople Magazine Issues Best Dressed, Worst Dressed and Other Lists
People Magazine has issued their annual best and worst dressed list and the same names dominate both. This year, however, they have added a new category to their issue: Least Dressed. Rob Taylor, public relations director for the magazine's Los...
Read full storyRoger Federer To Undergo Mandatory Android Testing
Now that Roger Federer has won the US Open for the fourth time in a row, his 12th Grand Slam title, the USTA is taking action by having him undergo mandatory android testing. This is the first time such dramatic action has been taken since Pete Sampr...
Read full storyKylie mooted as Madonna demands rival Russian spaceport modelled on her clitoris
Kazakhstan - (Ass Mess & ReuterUs): Madonna is pissed that Richard Branson's proposed Virgin InterGalactic Sapceport in Upham, New Mexico has been architecturally designed around Britney Spears's vagina.
Read full storyBush To Pardon Osama Bin Laden
(Washington) - In a political effort to distract voters, the Republican Party today announced that terrorist Osama Bin Laden will be pardoned by President Bush sometime before the 2008 election.
Read full storyBabies Balk At Bathing Due To Rubber Ducky Recall
In yet another massive recall of toys made in China the FDA today announced an immediate nationwide recall of all rubber duckies due to cancer causing yellow dye #247 which was used to give the adorable and much loved toy its attractive color.
Read full storyLost Ninth Roman Legion found at Whitley Bay
Britannia: The 2,000-year old mystery surrounding the disappearance of the Ninth Legion in Britain has finally been solved. The 6,000 or so legionnaires have been located alive and well in Whitley Bay. The Roman Legion, commanded by Quintus Petill…
Read full storyVanessa Hudgens to guest-star in Pussycat Dolls' Caesar's Palace nude mud-wrestling charity fun raiser
Las Vegas, Nevada - (Tongue-in-Cheek & Ass Mess): High School Musical starlet Vanessa Hudgens has been booked for guest-star billing with the Pussycat Dolls at a special Caesar's Palace charity night centered on an all-female s...
Read full storyDaniel Radcliffe Naked In New York Gives New Meaning to The Great White Way
Daniel Radcliffe, most famous for his title roll in the Harry Potter films, has now completed his stage run on Equus in Great Britain and plans to go with the show to New York. His nude turn on Broadway will give new meaning to the Great White Way.
Read full storyBrazilianed Vanessa Hudgens screensaver 'like a gateway drug'
Cyberspace- (Barefaced Cheek & Ass Mess): A three-dimensional Brazilianed Vanessa Hudgens screensaver that has been downloaded over fifty million times has been likened to a gateway drug by a poll of users.
Read full storySharon Stone dates the Naked Cowboy
"Basic Instinct" naughty lady Sharon Stone has hooked up with a popular New York attraction. "I don't know how we never met before", beamed the sultry star, "he's my ide...
Read full storyItaly's Catatonia airport closed as Etna erupts
Catatonia, Italy - (Disaster Press): Italy's Catatonia-Fontanarossa international airport was closed last night as a precaution after Mount Etna began erupting ahead of expected massive seismic activity five thousand miles away at Alaska's Pa...
Read full storyHelvetica font kidnapped
During a celebrity showing of Gary Hustwit's film "Helvetica" the famous font was kidnapped by an previously unknow group of Apple Mac fanatics.
Read full storyFruit flies infest White House
The White House was closed this weekend while attendants fumigated the president's offices for a pest infestation.
Read full storyIlluminati Hoarding Gold Prior to 9/11; Ron Paul Commemoratives Still Available
14 Sep 07, EVANSVILLE, IN, USNA-- Someone has been buying almost all the gold in the world in the past ten days, reports monetary architect Bernard von NutHaus of Liberty Services, suggesting that the next world crisis is imminent. Oddly, in the mids...
Read full storyNational Weather Service names latest tropical storm after Disney's Vanessa Hudgens' nudity furor
Hatter-Ass, North Carolina - (Ass Mess): Vanessa Hudgens's unashamed nude internet photos have sparked a new storm as NOAA - the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration - directed the US Weather service to name the latest hurricane-cum-tr...
Read full storyRon Paul Ads Visible From Space
5 Sep 07, NEW YORK CITY, NY, USNA-- Manhattan Meetup #50 has won a campaign contest for most acres covered by Ron Paul signage. Members created a "GOOGLE RON...
Read full storyDannielynn Birkhead Gives Thumbs Down to Kentucky Birthday Party
Anna Nicole Smith's daughter was appalled when she learned what her dad, Larry Birkhead, has planned for her first birthday -- a party in Kentucky. "Kentucky?" she babytalked in disbelief and horror.
Read full storyGerman cardinal hails Nazi trashing of 'gay' modern art
Cologne, Germany - (Ass Meserschmitts): Cologne's primate Cardinal Joachim Meisner has said modern art, especialy gay artists' conceptual work, is a lot of tosh "that should be incinerated" along with the vast majority of non-Arian...
Read full storyAnother Dick Wins Big Brother 8
A disillusioned Danielle Donato watched helplessly as her daddy won it all, proving once again that only a real dick can win Big Brother. Dick Donato is only the latest in a long line of dicks to win the series, apparently paving the way for even big…
Read full storyParis Hilton swaps vagina for penis
"Socialite" Paris Hilton is to undergo a sex change operation at an exclusive Beverly Hills clinic later today, announced her press agent Conny Lingus.
Read full storyFederer Runs Out Of Rackets; Still Defeats Roddick
Roger Federer has made it to the semi-finals of the US Open, overcoming Andy Roddick in straight sets, despite running out of rackets midway through the second set in what can only be described as an extraordinary night at Flushing Toilets.
Read full storyStereotypes protest in Hollywood
Stereotypes are protesting at the gates of all the major Hollywood studios.
Read full storyBritney blames her lackluster MTV Video Music Award performance on a bad hair day
Las Vegas, Nevada - Looking like a wardrobe malfunction in progress. Sounding like poorly dubbed Chinese Kung Fu movie where the actors' lips do not match up to voiceover track at times. Surrounded by more youthful looking, energetic dancers that...
Read full storyBill O'Really, Drowned in Ron Paul Mail, Debuts Ombudsbabe
14 Sep 07, NEW YORK CITY, NY, USNA-- Talking head Bill O'Really, host of "The Spin Zone" on CBC's Faux News network, was drowned this week in thousands of letters from Ron Paul supporters. Admitting for the first time in 11 years th...
Read full storyHyperinflation is Good for America Says Ben Bernanke
WASHINGTON (FMLiveWire) - The chief of the Federal Reserve says "hyperinflation is good for America" in an exclusive interview with FMLiveWire.
Read full storyBoxer Shorts Cause Health Problem
Health experts are calling for boxer shorts to be banned amid claims they cause the painful condition known as 'conker balls.'...
Read full storyAlan Greenspan's Wife Is A Hottie!
(Washington) - Former Chairman of the Federal Reserve, 81-year-old Alan Greenspan, has wed Andrea Mitchell, a former NBC news correspondent.
Read full storyCurious George: I am not gay
The Man in the Yellow Hat was in utter shock while appearing before a Minneapolis-St. Paul judge in connection with his pet monkey's behavior in an airport restroom.
Read full storyJessica Biel poses for Medical Journal
Former "7th Heaven" sweetie, Jessica Biel is posing for "Scalpel", the US Medical Journal.
Read full storyRon Paul Fundraising Back to $0
WASHINGTON - Sean Hannity tried to tell us. In a fitting show of irony, the Ron Paul camp today learned that the "Paulites," vehement supporters of Congressman Ron Paul's 2008 Presidential Election campaign and advocate...
Read full storyBritney Spears Latest Flash News - Not Vagina, Breasts or Nipples!
Troubled songstress Britney Spears has once again been caught on camera exposing her most intimate areas, single-handedly ruining her carefully orchestrated comeback once again.
Read full storyNintendo Closes doors after disappointing Wii Sales
Nintendo Corp. announced today the closure of all of its offices world-wide. This comes just months after the launch of the new Wii game console.
Read full storyMichael Jackson beseeches Vanessa Hudgens: "Have my babies!"
Los Angeles, California - (ReUterus & Ass Mess): Singer Michael Jackson has proposed to High School Musical starlet Vanessa Hudgens.
Read full storyAmericans to learn 'English'
The US Government has announced that it will adopt English as its national language. English will be taught at schools. The business of government will be conducted in English. Even Hollywood
Read full storyHarry Potter - Dobbie the house elf is based on President Putin
The Kemlin has accused the British government and film industry of basing the character of Dobbie the house elf in the Harry Potter films on President Putin.
Read full storyHalle Berry confirms she is pregnant; Eddie Murphy asked to surrender DNA sample live on The Maury Povich Show
Hollywood, California - Ending weeks of rumors, Halle Berry confirmed just today to several news media outlets that she is, in fact, pregnant. Eddie Murphy has issued his standard press release denying that he is the father. Meanwhile, Maury Povich h...
Read full storyCarlos Tevez to appear alongside Rooney in Shrek 4
The Spoof can exclusively reveal that Manchester United ugly-git Carlos Tevez will appear alongside teammate Wayne "Shrek" Rooney in the forthcoming Shrek 4 movie.
Read full storyOsama Bin Laden Releases Business Video
It's an announcement of the grand opening of a men's hair-care salon in the back room of his cave.
Read full storyNaked Peeing Buddha Statue Cited for Indecency
Jane, Louisiana (Le Onhyon) - A large peeing statue of Buddha was arrested and charged with public indecency on Wednesday in this small Louisiana hamlet.
Read full storyLatest Quantum Cat Facelift Leaves Hillaries Face in a Permanent Fake Smile!
New York, NY - Hillary Clinton flew back from Little Rock Arkansas where she received a face lift. Senator Clinton is said to be very happy with the face lift, except she can no longer close her lips over her teeth, creating the impression that she i...
Read full storyAl Gore's Solution To Global Warming
(Washington) - Former Vice President, Oscar winner and global warming activist, Al Gore, today announced he has found the solution to the global warming crisis.
Read full storyTheSpoof! writer feels 'unwell' after President Putin story
TheSpoof.com columnist Noshing Mink said that he felt "unwell" only days after writing a controversial story involving President Putin.
Read full storyKeira Knightley makes bizarre love pact
British actress Keira Nightly says she won't marry boyfriend Rupert Fiend because she's been married "too often" in movies and "has too many children".
Read full storyRon Paul Grills Bernanke; Bush Says to be Fed is a Fine Job
20 Sept. 07, WASHINGTON, DC, USNA-- Rep. Ron Paul trapped Federal Reserve chairman Ben Bernanke today into admitting the immorality of his ways. Tuesday, a crackling sound had emitted from Bernanke's magic wand as it rapidly zapped Middle America...
Read full storyMHD power plants in America?
Activists have long chosen to picket power plants that produce toxic waste or create other bad side effects. They urge a Green approach to producing electricity for an ever growing population.
Read full storyArrest Warrants Issued for Franklin, Jefferson, Madison, and Ron Paul
17 Sep 87, PHILADELPHIA, PA, UK-- A ragtag think-tank of paramilitary extremists, mostly libertarians and palaeoconservatives, released a rambling policy document today that they call the "Constitution for the United States of America". Kin...
Read full storyOscar De La Hoya: The next 'Victoria's Secret' supermodel?
Los Angeles, California - Depending on the Photoshop experts you read about last week's release of the compromising photo spread of famous boxer, Oscar De La Hoya, dressed in a lady's black fishnet full body stocking, De La Hoya is a man who...
Read full storyLindsey Lohan impersonator, Lonely Lindsey, bares breasts at funeral home
Popular Lindsey Lohan lookalike, Lonely Lindsey, revealed herself at her naked best at a Santa Barbara funeral parlor on friday.
Read full storyBush enters "Big Penis Race"
After it was leaked that Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama were to star in a porn movie, US President, George W. Bush has entered the fray.
Read full storyAnother Russian cocaine submarine seized
Plettenberg, South Africa - (Pretoria Prattler): UK Royal Navy patrols have seized yet another Russian submarine carrying a vast cargo of cocaine following reports of a foreign submersible "acting erratically" before going belly-up in the b...
Read full storyAli G makes comeback as Boris Johnson
Londoners awoke to the news that Tory Mayoral candidate Boris Johnson isn't a real person but is a fictional character created by local funny-man Sacha Baron Cohen.
Read full storyDiscovery of A "Cold Fusion Torch" Free Energy Device; developed in the Basement Of Ohio Man
Today, Dr. Collier, a 76 year old retired physicist from Ohio State University discovered an unlimited power source following the research done by Dr. Edward Mullove a friend and colleague previously from MIT. Dr. Collier said, "This was a cont...
Read full storyRon Paul Tired Of Just Being An Internet Sensation, Withdraws Candidacy
Internet phenom and presidential candidate Ron Paul has decided to withdraw his candidacy after continuing to be ignored by people in real life. At a recent campaign stop in upstate New York, Paul was greeted by only 4 supporters; they also happened...
Read full storyHugh Hefner set to book Vanessa Hudgens for Miss Valentine's Day 2008 Playboy shoot
New York - (BareCheek Press): Octogenarian Playboy publisher Hugh Hefner has told the magazine's creative directors to book High School Musical starlet Vanessa Hudgens for the publication's Miss Valentine's Day 2008 cent...
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