Carpooling! on CARB list of Global Warming Solutions for California

Funny story: Carpooling! on CARB list of Global Warming Solutions for California

PRBS Newswire - Sacramento - In what could have been a very anti-climatic Global Warming report, the California Air Resources Board has posted the Draft Staff Report entitled 'Expanded List of Early Action Measures to Reduce Greenhouse Gas Emissi...

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Equestrian III

The lieutenant nervously sat in his chair, pondering over the macabre. Unwillingly, his mind dwelled upon H-345: his intimate greeting, gentleness, sincere nodding, smooth skin, chestnut color, curly raven-black forelock, knee-high white legs, and above all the bright five-prong white star on his flat forehead. On the other hand, he shivered at the dreadful thought of causality-and-injury report t...

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John McCain Enjoys Being A Prop

It's 9:45 and the Debate hosted by Fox News in now over. People are moving to the cell phone lines to vote for their favorite candidate. Before people have made up their mind Fox news moves to a restaurant where some people who supposedly did not believe that John McCain was presidential enough then all of the sudden think John McCain is the new hope for America. Everyone knows John McCains po...

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News on the March - 1932

Funny story: News on the March - 1932

In recent news, talky pictures are all the rage. The bible is the #1 best selling book in America and something fishy is going on in Europe, with that no good Hitler Fella. Boy there's a chap I'd like to box right in the puss - just like we did to the kaiser.

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Hell - Nice in the Winter Time

Mephistophel, Tennessee (IP) - Hell is a nice place to visit during the winter months. Our travel reporter was there last year during February and saved his report for the end of summer. This is the best time to start making winter vacation travel arrangements.

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Corrupt Bastards Club probed in Bong Hits case

Funny story: Corrupt Bastards Club probed in Bong Hits case

Juneau, Alaska - (Ass Mess): An FBI investigation into the Alaskan Corrupt Bastards Club is being extended into a probe of the Juneau School Board following an unexpected tip-off that VECO money may have bribed officials into pursuing the fa...

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Beckham hits back at Iannucci

Funny story: Beckham hits back at Iannucci

Following reports last weekend that close friends David Beckham and Armando Iannucci had fallen out more accusations have been made, this time from Beckham.

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Bong Hits 4 Jesus back in the saddle again

Funny story: Bong Hits 4 Jesus back in the saddle again

Juneau, Alaska - (Humbug Press): Deep in the heartlands of Alaska's Corrupt Bastards Club country wily Juneau defence attorney Doug Mertz has said a very public "Bollox!" to the July 2007 US Supreme Court ruling that got away...

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MHD power plants in America?

Funny story: MHD power plants in America?

Activists have long chosen to picket power plants that produce toxic waste or create other bad side effects. They urge a Green approach to producing electricity for an ever growing population.

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Elephant fits through the eye of a Needle

Funny story: Elephant fits through the eye of a Needle

Zoo Keepers in Edinburgh Zoo were today in shock, when they found an Elephant stuck in the eye of a needle.

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Doctor Who To Continue With Smaller Budget

Funny story: Doctor Who To Continue With Smaller Budget

Shortly after the BBC's announcement, which said that doctor who will have a fifth series in 2010, but no 2009 series except for several specials, they made a further announcement of budget reductions.

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Bush enters "Big Penis Race"

Funny story: Bush enters "Big Penis Race"

After it was leaked that Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama were to star in a porn movie, US President, George W. Bush has entered the fray.

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Bush blames Hariboy for Iraq turmoil

Funny story: Bush blames Hariboy for Iraq turmoil

Following a study carried out by the Food Standards Agency in England, which shows there may be a link between artificial colours in candy and hyperactivity in children, President George W Bush has announced that brands such as Starburst, M&Ms and Ha...

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Walt Disney's nude and spatchcocked Vanessa Hudgens pics poser

Funny story: Walt Disney's nude and spatchcocked Vanessa Hudgens pics poser

New York - (Gorgeous Ass Mess): Disney's wholesome High School Musical star Vanessa Hudgens may be about to hit the high notes as nude photos of her 'spatchcocked like a spring chicken over hot coals' made their debut on the inte...

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"She'll never survive 9/11 solar eclipse" Hellfire Club wails

Funny story: "She'll never survive 9/11 solar eclipse" Hellfire Club wails

Anthrax Castle, Balmoral - (ReuterUs & Ass Mess): At eighteen degrees Virgo, Tuesday 9/11 2007, the second solar eclipse of the year cuts no ice in the humbug natal chart of the Puppet Monarch who ordered the framing of her creditors six years ago vi...

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Kirsten Dunst giggles her way into history

Funny story: Kirsten Dunst giggles her way into history

Spiderman actress Kirsten Dunst first came to the worlds attention playing a precocious vampire child in Interview With The Vampire but little did she know back then that she would enter the history books for the

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Republican Candidate Fred Thomson loves sex with martians

Funny story: Republican Candidate Fred Thomson loves sex with martians

Republican candidate Fred Thomson has openly admitted to having sex with little green men.

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Bush thanks Austrian troops for guarding him at OPEC

Funny story: Bush thanks Austrian troops for guarding him at OPEC

Sydney, Australia - (Ass Mess): George W Bush yesterday thanked Austrian soldiers for the huge role they have played in Iran as well as in guarding him at the OPEC meeting in Sydney this week.

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Not Racist Australian Prime Minister reveals new Uluru plans

Funny story: Not Racist Australian Prime Minister reveals new Uluru plans

"Not racist" Australian Prime Minister John Howard has unveiled his new plan to turn the Aboriginal spiritual place Uluru (also known as Ayers Rock)into a five store...

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Gabrielle Storm Will Be Deflected With Huge Fans

Funny story: Gabrielle Storm Will Be Deflected With Huge Fans

Outer Banks, North Carolina (IP) -The state of North Carolina is setting up giant movie set fans used to create wind in movies along the NC coast in order to blow the latest Atlantic tropical storm out to sea.

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Lost Tribe Of Funny People Found

Funny story: Lost Tribe Of Funny People Found

Two scientists rummaging around in a South American rainforest have stumbled upon, what may be, the most important discovery in comedy for more than sixty years.

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Holiday Hoodies Run Riot In Rhyl Rumpus

Funny story: Holiday Hoodies Run Riot In Rhyl Rumpus

Police in Rhyl say they are looking for an "extremely young girl" after an amusement arcade in the seaside town was terrorised and "taken apart" by a gang of children wearing hooded tops. The girl in question, who is thought to have been the alleg...

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TheSpoof! writer feels 'unwell' after President Putin story

Funny story: TheSpoof! writer feels 'unwell' after President Putin story

TheSpoof.com columnist Noshing Mink said that he felt "unwell" only days after writing a controversial story involving President Putin.

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Keira Knightley makes bizarre love pact

Funny story: Keira Knightley makes bizarre love pact

British actress Keira Nightly says she won't marry boyfriend Rupert Fiend because she's been married "too often" in movies and "has too many children".

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Spoof writer attempts to create worlds longest and most boring headline by cramming as much as he can into the small headline space provided but falling short of the record outlined by Guiness and other reference sources, according to report issued by the

Funny story: Spoof writer attempts to create worlds longest and most boring headline by cramming as much as he can into the small headline space provided but falling short of the record outlined by Guiness and other reference sources, according to report issued by the

Spoof writer NickFun attempted to write the worlds longest headline today but came short because of character limitations.

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Dice K's Mysterious Gyro-ball

Dice K, the Japanese pitching phenomenon, has not been doing well lately. With an earned run average flirting with the curvaceous number 8, it looks like the Red Sox have been had. They paid fifty million dollars to the equivalent of a Japanese Littl...

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Hooters waitress, Kyla Ebbert, almost thrown off plane for wearing work clothes; eye-candy now contraband food item on all flights

Funny story: Hooters waitress, Kyla Ebbert, almost thrown off plane for wearing work clothes; eye-candy now contraband food item on all flights

San Diego, California - Real life college student and Hooters waitress 23-year-old, Kyla Ebbert, was nearly thrown off a Southwest airline flight by a crew member for allegedly dressing too provocatively for their self-proclaimed family airline. She...

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U-Turn on Smoking Ban

Funny story: U-Turn on Smoking Ban

The government were facing further embarrassment tonight following the leaking of a controversial report from the Department of Health. The eight hundred page document draws on a decade's worth of research by senior scientist Dr. Hugh Dentith and...

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