Vanessa Hudgens and Zac Efron split over lesbian pics! Zac to Vanessa: 'How could you do that? Without me...there.'

Funny story: Vanessa Hudgens and Zac Efron split over lesbian pics! Zac to Vanessa: 'How could you do that? Without me...there.'

Hollywood, California - Fulfilling both Disney executive's dreams in her hit role as a America's latest high school sweetheart in High School Musical 2 and simultaneously every teenaged boy and adult male secret sexual fantasy of having a hot...

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Pesticides creating dangerous "Super Fly"

Funny story: Pesticides creating dangerous "Super Fly"

As scientists have long warned, constant overuse of insecticides and pesticides have finally created a "super fly" that is totally resistant to any attempts to eradicate them.

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Brazilianed Vanessa Hudgens screensaver 'like a gateway drug'

Funny story: Brazilianed Vanessa Hudgens screensaver 'like a gateway drug'

Cyberspace- (Barefaced Cheek & Ass Mess): A three-dimensional Brazilianed Vanessa Hudgens screensaver that has been downloaded over fifty million times has been likened to a gateway drug by a poll of users.

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Christian Scientist Still Waiting For God To Fill Cavity

Funny story: Christian Scientist Still Waiting For God To Fill Cavity

Harriet Pritchard, a devout Christian Scientist, is still waiting for God to relieve her painful tooth decay. Followers of Christian Science, a religious teaching founded by Mary Baker Eddy in the 19th century, believe that all disorders and illnesse...

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The collapse of liquidity: Are unethical mortgage brokers and poor stupid homebuyers really to blame or just convenient scapegoats?

Funny story: The collapse of liquidity: Are unethical mortgage brokers and poor stupid homebuyers really to blame or just convenient scapegoats?

Los Angeles, California - Just like deregulation of the utilities, so Enron could capitalize on lack of government oversight without producing anything except a clever underhanded way to turn a quick buck instead of providing a real service people co...

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Ant and Dec sacked over 'Soggy Biscuit' Scandal

Funny story: Ant and Dec sacked over 'Soggy Biscuit' Scandal

Geordie Dwarfs Ant & Dec were sensationally fired last night after their latest TV stunt dramatically backfired.

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62% of Americans find polls useless

Funny story: 62% of Americans find polls useless

A new Harris interactive poll shows that 62% of Americans have no use for polls in their lives.

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Marcel Marceau's Death the Mime of his Life

Funny story: Marcel Marceau's Death the Mime of his Life

French Mime, Marcel Marceau passed away last night, his family revealed.

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Drugs Smuggler Hid Goods In Hair

Funny story: Drugs Smuggler Hid Goods In Hair

International drugs smuggler Rud Gudd is in custody today after he was caught bringing large quantities of cocaine into Britain. The drug was hidden in the 35 year old Gudd's hair, where it was resembled nothing more than a chronic case of dandru...

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Welsh sheep farmers suspect Blue Balls link to Bluetongue outbreak

Funny story: Welsh sheep farmers suspect Blue Balls link to Bluetongue outbreak

Cardiff, Wales - (Sheep Shaggers Mess): The Welsh Sheep Farmers Union has issued a plea for calm today amid a suspected outbreak of Bluetongue virus.

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Bluetooth sues over Bluetongue slurs

Funny story: Bluetooth sues over Bluetongue slurs

Bellevue, Washington - (Cyberspace Mess): The Bluetooth Special Interest Group is suing the UK's Agriculture Ministry over reported slurs linking it to an outbreak of the mad cow disease-related bluetongue virus.

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The Intelligence Highway

Funny story: The Intelligence Highway

Controversial plans announced today by the Shadow Home Secretary, the Rt Hon David Davis MP, promised to establish what is being called the world's first "Intelligence Highway" on the motorway from Oxford to London.

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Silent tributes pour in for Marceau

Funny story: Silent tributes pour in for Marceau

Paris, France - (Ass Mess): "There are no words to express my sadness at today's news," was Camille Marceau's website statement following the announcement that her octogenarian mime-artist father Marcel died at home in Paris last ni...

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Scientists Discover The Grinch Was A Roswell Alien

Funny story: Scientists Discover The Grinch Was A Roswell Alien

Scientists at M.I.T. and Cal Tech have jointly discovered that The Grinch was a real being and was actually a Roswell type alien. Their five year study unearthed the fact that The Grinch was not really a creation from the mind of Theodore "Dr.

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Britain Sinks in Atlantic Storm

Funny story: Britain Sinks in Atlantic Storm

At four am yesterday morning five hundred miles of clear water lay between Ireland and mainland Europe. During the worst Atlantic storm for a century, England Scotland and Wales had sunk beneath the waves.

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Gordon Brown gets a haircut - prelude to election or just personal care?

Funny story: Gordon Brown gets a haircut - prelude to election or just personal care?

The Prime Minister's office has announced that Gordon Brown has had his hair cut. The famous fringe that adorned the right part of his forehead has gone, revealing even more head than before.

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Paddington Bear says he sold out

Funny story: Paddington Bear says he sold out

Beloved bear from Darkest Peru, Paddington Bear says that he was sold out by his creators to further the cause of Satan's recipe, Marmite.

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Healthy Children Are 'the Enemy' Says George Bush

Funny story: Healthy Children Are 'the Enemy' Says George Bush

WASHINGTON (FMLiveWire) - Healthy American children are 'the enemy' said President George Bush in an exclusive interview with FMLiveWire.

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Simon Cowell in "I'm Bigger Than John Lennon" Sensational Outburst

Funny story: Simon Cowell in "I'm Bigger Than John Lennon" Sensational Outburst

Diminutive high-waisted trouser-wearing pop Svengali, Simon Cowell, has stunned TV executives by claiming to be as big as John Lennon.

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Marcel Marceau Funeral Plans

Funny story: Marcel Marceau Funeral Plans

I can exclusively reveal some of the preparations for the funeral service of the great French mime artist Marcel Marceau.

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Ali G makes comeback as Boris Johnson

Funny story: Ali G makes comeback as Boris Johnson

Londoners awoke to the news that Tory Mayoral candidate Boris Johnson isn't a real person but is a fictional character created by local funny-man Sacha Baron Cohen.

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Chief Constable orders 50,000 'plastic bobbies'!

Funny story: Chief Constable orders 50,000 'plastic bobbies'!

London (Phantom Press) - Our community correspondent has seen a secret document and apparently one Chief Constable is thinking of placing an order for 50,000 'plastic bobbies'.

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Olympic Torch Recalled

Funny story: Olympic Torch Recalled

China, the host of the 2008 Summer Olympics, has announced that they are recalling the Olympic Torch due to some safety concerns.

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Diary Hopes Reach Million Dollar Mark

Funny story: Diary Hopes Reach Million Dollar Mark

The Diary owner, who had her most inane thoughts scrutinized, publicised and rejected by Prosecutors in the Case of Disappearing Evidence, has now revealed she has been offered an undisclosed seven point figure for publication rights to what promises...

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Maureen "Marcia Brady" McCormick Reveals Lesbian Incest In New Tell All Book

Funny story: Maureen "Marcia Brady" McCormick Reveals Lesbian Incest In New Tell All Book

When Jan Brady said "Marcia, Marcia, Marcia," it was not always to complain about her older sister; sometimes it was pillow talk. Seems "The Brady Bunch" household was not as squeaky clean and wholesome as viewers have been lead to believe over the...

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Dead Man Wakes Up During Autopsy

Funny story: Dead Man Wakes Up During Autopsy

Caracas, Venezuela (IP) - Nelson Mandela was declared dead by President George Bush and his body was sent to the morgue for an autopsy. He woke up during the procedure in terrible pain.

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Ich Bin Ein Ebayer

Funny story: Ich Bin Ein Ebayer

San Bernadino, California (IP) - Ebay corporation spokespersons report that they are in the final phase of negotiation with business, religious, military, and government leaders in their effort to take over the world. It is believed that when we all...

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Peru Meteor Curing Diseases

Funny story: Peru Meteor Curing Diseases

Lima Beanea, Peru (IP) - Scientists studying the Peruvian meteor report that the meteor is curing the diseases of all who approach it. They now know exactly why the miracle cures are so effective.

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Flip This House Will Flip A House

Funny story: Flip This House Will Flip A House

San Antonio, Texas (IP) - Flip This House star Armando Longwood (his name in English) will flip a house next week on television. He has hired 1,471 husky hombres and two German Shepherds to get the job done. The dogs are there to keep order and enf...

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Grand Canyon Filling With Water

Funny story: Grand Canyon Filling With Water

Flagstaff, Arizona (IP) - Scientists have reported that the Grand Canyon is rapidly filling with water and in some areas the water is already more than 100 feet deep.

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