Written by queen mudder

Saturday, 8 September 2007

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Hudgens is being head-hunted by the hard core boys now

New York - (Gorgeous Ass Mess): Disney's wholesome High School Musical star Vanessa Hudgens may be about to hit the high notes as nude photos of her 'spatchcocked like a spring chicken over hot coals' made their debut on the internet this week.

The 18 year old actress who plays Gabriella has acquired a totem reputation as a pre-teens' cult heroine after starring as 'the bookworm love interest' of Troy, the cable movies' basketball player star played by High School Musical lead man Zac Efron.

But a real-life nude Gabriella 'oozing with lovejuices and panting with lust' was never on the Disney publicity blurb as they promoted their latest production to moral majority American parents.

"This is real bad," a Disney Channel PR source wept today.

"What else could be worse?

"Zac Effron being shagged senseless by the Red Sox on YouTube?


Hudgens has insisted that the photo has been framed:

"The picture was a of very private moment captured in the privacy of my home this summer," the star said today.

"It's not true that Zac himself took the photo. And what's more we're still dating.

"Mostly because the Studio's got us on contract to do so until High School Musical 3"

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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