Arrest Warrants Issued for Franklin, Jefferson, Madison, and Ron Paul

Funny story: Arrest Warrants Issued for Franklin, Jefferson, Madison, and Ron Paul

17 Sep 87, PHILADELPHIA, PA, UK-- A ragtag think-tank of paramilitary extremists, mostly libertarians and palaeoconservatives, released a rambling policy document today that they call the "Constitution for the United States of America". Kin...

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Ontario Premier Applauds HPV Vaccine, 'Anti-Slut' Vaccine In Works

Funny story: Ontario Premier Applauds HPV Vaccine, 'Anti-Slut' Vaccine In Works

Crosby, Ontario - Today marked another day of accolades as Ontario Premier Dalton McGuinty addressed an assembled crowd at the International Plowing Match in Crosby Ontario as part of his electoral campaign efforts. The crowd hushed as Prem...

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Trumpton Armageddon

Funny story: Trumpton Armageddon

There was a blood bath in Trumpton today when pigs from a farm in Chigley escaped, and had to be humanely destroyed.

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Braying Donkey to sue Ronan Keating

Funny story: Braying Donkey to sue Ronan Keating

Sugar, a retired Donkey is to sue Ronan Keating for the Lion's share of his royalties, claiming to have sung the lead vocals on the vast majority of Keating's singles.

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Inventor of world's longest trouser leg offered recording contract by Simon Cowell

Funny story: Inventor of world's longest trouser leg offered recording contract by Simon Cowell

Eric Shortround from Leeds has been offered a recording contract by evil 'Music' fan Simon Cowell.

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Opus Dei cover-up in Maddie disappearance

Portimao, Algarve - (Disaster Press): Portuguese press sources have claimed that the sinister self-flagellation sect Opus Dei is being probed about a cover-up of vital clues in the disappearance of Maddie McCann.

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Satan Linked To Murdoch

Funny story: Satan Linked To Murdoch

It has been revealed today that the respected demon, Satan - born, Lucifer - has worked with the media mogul Rupert Murdoch. Satan, who is a highly powered business in the 'Sin' trade, is alleged to have taken a loan of Murdoch's soul, in...

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Zsa Zsa Gabor "could end up legless"

Funny story: Zsa Zsa Gabor "could end up legless"

Los Angeles - (Calamity Press): Fears that Queen of Outer Space star Zsa Zsa Gabor could end up legless have resulted in her being booked in for an operation at the Cedars-Sinai Medical Center in Los Angeles today.

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James Blunt: Insert Your Own Rhyming Slang

LANCE BOIL REVIEWS THE WEEKS CD'S...

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Berry Manilow pulls a Rosie; stiffs The View because of Elisabeth Hasselbeck's views

Funny story: Berry Manilow pulls a Rosie; stiffs The View because of Elisabeth Hasselbeck's views

Los Angeles, California - Proving once again that super liberal true believers like Rosie O'Donnell can dish it out but cannot take it, Berry Manilow announced he canceled his scheduled appearance on The View once he discovered there was a conser...

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Cheeky Girls to Implant own Body Parts in Breasts

Funny story: Cheeky Girls to Implant own Body Parts in Breasts

According to gossip rag 'Wotcha Mates'! heavy metal rockers The Cheeky Girls, Gabriela and twin cheek Monica travelled to Romania to undergo breast enlargement surgery.

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Early Britain - The Romans

Not a great deal is known about pre Roman Britain. There are no written records for handy reference; all we have is archaeological evidence. All that we have left from those ancient days gone by, are earthworks, monuments and megaliths- or is it monoliths? We are tempted to fill in the historical gaps with myths and legends or both. As we know, the human imagination can run riot and can reach som...

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Zombie Olympics to be opened by Mel Gibson

Funny story: Zombie Olympics to be opened by Mel Gibson

The XXIII Zombie Olympiad's official opening ceremony begins later today with a host of celebrities in attendance.

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Lindsey lohan trains sheep to tapdance for new TV show

Funny story: Lindsey lohan trains sheep to tapdance for new TV show

Bonkers celebrity bitch, Lindsey Lohan has been busy lately training sheep how to tapdance for a new POX show.

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Paris Hilton swaps vagina for penis

Funny story: Paris Hilton swaps vagina for penis

"Socialite" Paris Hilton is to undergo a sex change operation at an exclusive Beverly Hills clinic later today, announced her press agent Conny Lingus.

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Buddhist Monks 'Too Happy' For Burma

Funny story: Buddhist Monks 'Too Happy' For Burma

Protesting monks were beaten today in Burma, and were attacked with tear gas, as senior officials claimed that the Buddhists were 'too damn peaceful by half.'...

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McCanns lobby Queen for appeal to the nation

Funny story: McCanns lobby Queen for appeal to the nation

Rothley, Leicestershire - (Whatacheek Mess): The parents of Madeleine McCann have lobbied the Queen to make a public TV appeal to find their little daughter after Portuguese police claims that "the McCanns probably did it."...

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eBay auction of Vanessa Hudgens panties

Funny story: eBay auction of Vanessa Hudgens panties

Los Angeles, California - (Ass Mess): Two pairs of skin-tone open-crotch lizard-skin panties worn by Vanessa Hudgens in High School Musical 2 have come up for auction on eBay.

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Yorkshire Ripper demands retrial after meeting with Gorgon Brown

Funny story: Yorkshire Ripper demands retrial after meeting with Gorgon Brown

Broadmoor Jail, Reading - (Disaster Mess): Peter Sutcliffe, known as The Yorkshire Ripper, has demanded a retrial after successfully lobbying Prime Monster Gorgon Brown over the injustice of his prison sentence.

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Super charged geriatric gerrymander - an investigation

I was having a fag outside last night and thinking about Roy Castle like you do, when it occurred to me that I hadn't seen those two twin brothers that he knocked about with on TV the twins were the Guinness book of records truth squad and made it their business that nobody pulled the wool over the eyes of the mighty book. Unless someone was making a giant jumper of course! I started to think...

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Northern Rock shareprice dead cat bounce

Funny story: Northern Rock shareprice dead cat bounce

City of London - (Disaster Mess): Shares in the troubled Northern Rock rallied a few percentage points today after terrified tosser Alistair Darling went on TV last night to give a personal guarantee.

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TheSpoof.com Writer Arrested For Predicting Future

Funny story: TheSpoof.com Writer Arrested For Predicting Future

Las Vegas, New England, Peru (IP) - A writer from TheSpoof.com was arrested for predicting the future without a permit.

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Clinton's wealth care plan

Funny story: Clinton's wealth care plan

Washington DC - (Ass Mess): Determined to avoid the fatal flaws of the disastrous 1993 White House Travel Orifice derailment of her wealth care plan Hillary Clinton has proposed an overhaul of the nation's wealth care system which would mean Amer...

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Peru Meteor Populated With Miniature Life

Funny story: Peru Meteor Populated With Miniature Life

Lima Beana, Peru (IP) - A meteorite landed in Peru and noxious odors emitted by the meteorite made villagers and police feel ill. Peruvian authorities called in specialists to examine the space debris.

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Equesterian V

Battalion commander, Col. McCoy, was sitting at the head of the long table, his staff and unit commanders flanking him. McCoy opened the meeting by saying: Gentlemen, we have gathered here to formally ascertain the real cause of last night's trouble and to take necessary measures to prevent any further recurrence. Shortly, I shall be briefing regiment commander and probably he, Div. Co. Gen.;...

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Peter Doherty to become the "people's piss head"

Funny story: Peter Doherty to become the "people's piss head"

Furious stars were reaching for their "talc and shampoo" as the PM announced that the "peoples favorite" boozer would be the Baby Shamples front man Peter Doherty.

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Carlos Tevez to appear alongside Rooney in Shrek 4

Funny story: Carlos Tevez to appear alongside Rooney in Shrek 4

The Spoof can exclusively reveal that Manchester United ugly-git Carlos Tevez will appear alongside teammate Wayne "Shrek" Rooney in the forthcoming Shrek 4 movie.

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Light Shed On Nuclear Capabilites

Funny story: Light Shed On Nuclear Capabilites

Brussels (Roast Dinner) - At the grand summit of the Society To Understand Potentially Ingenious, Dangerous, Catastrophic Uraniuam Nuclear Tests (STUPIDCUNTS) the worlds greatest scientists and world leaders finally met to give away all their secrets...

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Russian Art Collection Eaten

Funny story: Russian Art Collection Eaten

In order to keep the fabulous art collection of the late cellist Mstislav Rostropovich in Russia, Russian billionaire Alisher Usmanov, a mining and metals magnate and Rickmansworth Football Club investor, has eaten every single item of the collection...

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Youtube User Gains Instant Fame For Defending Britney

Funny story: Youtube User Gains Instant Fame For Defending Britney

A youtube user recently gained instant fame after defending Britney Spears through the popular video website. The two minute and eleven second video, shows one Chris Crocker condemning her exploitation for money.

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Newsreaders read the same story again and again

Funny story: Newsreaders read the same story again and again

In what comes as a further blow to the already tarnished image of the BBC and other British Television Channels, it has been demonstrated that newsreaders read the same story again and again.

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Campbell: Lib Dem's Brie Bonanza

Funny story: Campbell: Lib Dem's Brie Bonanza

British Liberal Democrat leader Sir Ming Campbell has called on his party to back a new British space programme after scientists discovered the moon is made of green cheese.

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UFO-Crazed Bishop Bonkers Drives Cecil Lamont-Dwiggins Into Hiding

Noted humourist and British expatriate Cecil Lamont-Dwiggins has revealed that he is personally under seige by active Bournemouth citizen and spunky prelate of the Olde Catholic sect, Bishop Bonkers.

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Marines get around Senate imposed ban on Torture

For three years the American left has worked to equate sleep deprivation and water boarding with being drawn and quartered or stretched on the rack. It has been a sort of "immoral equivalence" which served to aid the enemies of the United S...

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Sen. Craig's toilet stall a tourist attraction; soon to become a National Park: Sen. Craig's Memorial to Men's Bathroom Stalls

Funny story: Sen. Craig's toilet stall a tourist attraction; soon to become a National Park: Sen. Craig's Memorial to Men's Bathroom Stalls

Washington, D.C. - Along with Independence Hall in Philadelphia, the Statue of Liberty in New York, and the Lincoln Memorial in Washington D.C., all worthy monuments, made of stone or cast in metal. All lasting testimonials to political icons of the...

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Million Dollar Babies In Utero

Funny story: Million Dollar Babies In Utero

Full House star Jodie Sweetin and husband Cody Herpin, a set designer and actor, got the market going when they provided TMZ.com with the sonogram of the baby they are expecting next spring.

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Bush decides Iraq really IS like Vietnam, changes war's name

Funny story: Bush decides Iraq really IS like Vietnam, changes war's name

WASHINGTON D.C.: President Bush gave a press conference at the White House to announce that he was once again right. But even the President's dozens of remaining supporters were surprised by the basis for his claims of rightness this time.

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Fossett flew "Experimental aircraft" from Area 51, say authorities; Geeks/Nerds now expand search to Rigel VII using Google Sky

Funny story: Fossett flew "Experimental aircraft" from Area 51, say authorities; Geeks/Nerds now expand search to Rigel VII using Google Sky

Las Vegas, Nevada - Into the second week of searching for Fossett, it has been just been leaked to the media that he did not takeoff on a solo flight using any conventional aircraft that we know, but he may have very well lifted off instead aboard a...

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WHO admit "Bird Flu Was A Mistake"

Funny story: WHO admit "Bird Flu Was A Mistake"

The Worried Health Officials (WHO) have admitted today that the suspected lethal strain of Bird Flu (H5N1) is actually only lethal in birds.

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