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Tuesday, 18 September 2007


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Similar to these but more flesh-tone in color

Los Angeles, California - (Ass Mess): Two pairs of skin-tone open-crotch lizard-skin panties worn by Vanessa Hudgens in High School Musical 2 have come up for auction on eBay.

Also on sale are a thong and matching half-cup push-up 34DD brassiere and thigh-high six inch-heeled skin-tight boots, a leather waspie and accessorised fur-lined handcuffs.

Opening bids of $1000 were immediately snapped up before a frenzied onslaught broke out among rival purchasers pushing the price beyond $10,000 by lunchtime today.

Hudgens has been persuaded to sell the items 'on compassionate grounds' after feeling sorry for the millions of internet users who were transported to seventh heaven with the recent publication of her nude photos last week.

"We believe these auction lots could make somebody really happy and feel Ms Hudgens has been motivated purely by humanitarian concerns," a PR source said today.

Like, eh, yeah.

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