Vanessa Hudgens' breasts holograms selling like hotcakes

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Tuesday, 11 September 2007

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California - (Bare Ass Mess): Holographic 3-D pictures of eighteen year old High School Musical actress Vanessa Hudgens are a runaway success on an internet promo site marketing the starlet's budding talents.

Close-up inspection of the hologram mammaries dispels the myth that the dusky beauty had implant surgery at the age of 15 "to steer her gifts in the right direction".

The 6ft x 4ft posters - retailing at $50 a pop - also show the breasts behaving in an unusual way when zapped with a strobe light.

"They literally begin to wobble like a bra-less 36DD-cup bosom," hologram technicicans at the Vanessa Hudgens Appreciation Society said today.

"And if you set the strobe pulse right you can get them to throb as if Vanessa herself was being shagged, standing upright, by a 6ft 6in, male with a 12 inch endowment.

"Eat yer heart out Anna Nicole Smith merchandising!"

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