Pirelli Calendar wants Vanessa Hudgens' breastprints on Hollywood Walk of Fame

Written by queen mudder

Wednesday, 12 September 2007


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Hollywood, California - (Stark Naked Ass Mess): The Pirelli Calendar company has offered Vanessa Hudgens a multi-million dollar contract to pose for their 2008 nude calendar. And part of the deal is for the dusky 18 year old star of High School Musical to leave her breastprints in the Hollywood Walk of Fame "in the same way that other stars have left their handprints".

Hudgens' agent has yet to reply to the proposal which comes hot on the heels of the budding starlet's nude body cheering swathes of internet enthusiasts over the weekend.

The Hollywood Walk of Fame is located on Hollywood Boulevard and is decorated with gold stars that consist of a pink five-pointed star rimmed with bronze and inlaid into a charcoal square.

A special round bronze emblem indicates the type of fame associated with each star with different designs denoting the categories honored at the site.

These include a motion picture camera, a TV set, a phonograph record, a radio microphone, twin comedy/tragedy masks and breasts/buttocks/genitalia emblems.

This latter category is reserved for "outstanding contributions to the appreciation of the human form" and includes imprints made by Anna Nicole Smith (breasts), Kylie Minogue (ass), Errol Flynn (guess!) and Britney Spears (don't ask!).

Pirelli executives think that Hudgens' unique adolescent talents should be immortalised as soon as possible "before the ravages of silicone implants interfere with a God-given physique that makes men's eye balls (sic) bleed".

Her agent says Vanessa is considering various offers made since the breast pictures popped out into onternet sites last week including:

Being the new face/breasts/ass of the latest Victoria's Secret line of lingerie

Her very own chat-show on the ever popular Live Skin! cable channel

A contract to star in the remake of the S&M classic The Story of O

A statement from Hudgens' publicist is expected soon.

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