After it was leaked that Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama were to star in a porn movie, US President, George W. Bush has entered the fray.
During a press conference on the White House lawn Bush, 27, came out with a tirade of abuse against both Clinton and Obama. Cameras and recording equipment were confiscated by security staff and journalists threatened to stop the story leaking out.
However an anonymous source, Derek Lambeth, told The Spoof have told us that he shouted "Who wants to watch those two? It's obscene! You need a big dick to be President of the greatest country on earth and neither of those two can match mine. Whenever I get a hard-on I almost faint". He was stopped, by FBI agents, from proving his claims and was dragged back into the White House before anything was revealed.
One picture was managed to be smuggled out of the press conference allegedly showing Bush at the height of his speech.
A White House spokesman said "Please leave us alone".
Words by Monkeyman
