Daniel Radcliffe Naked In New York Gives New Meaning to The Great White Way

Monday, 10 September 2007

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Daniel Radcliffe, most famous for his title roll in the Harry Potter films, has now completed his stage run on Equus in Great Britain and plans to go with the show to New York. His nude turn on Broadway will give new meaning to the Great White Way.

Considering that Radcliffe has gained fifty pounds since completing filming of Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix, and that he is hung like a horse, New York officials are going to temporarily rename it "The Great White Weigh."

Radcliffe was upset that he has not been allowed to do a nude scene in the Potter movies. "I think everyone would have imagined I used my wand to make it bigger or something. I really am the Big Man on Campus, you might say."

"I did manage to sneak it in to a few of the Quiddich match scenes. That really isn't my broomstick out in front of me in some of them."

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