Osama Bin Laden Releases Business Video

Written by Gail Farrelly

Friday, 7 September 2007

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A little dab'll do it

It's an announcement of the grand opening of a men's hair-care salon in the back room of his cave.

The first one hundred customers purchasing haircuts will be offered free dye jobs. Beards are included.

Bin Laden's public relations staff has come up with a great gimmick. They've offered Donald Trump the opportunity to drop in for a free hairstyling makeover. "Fixing him up would be a real challenge," Osama has told friends, adding "whoever's responsible for The Donald's hairstyle should be fired and then shot."

Word is that Trump has refused the offer. He prefers to sit in a barber chair, rather than on a rock, while getting his hair done.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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