New Mexico - (Ass Mess & ReuterUs): Veteran Spoof writer and New Mexico resident Jalapenoman is in hiding tonight as "one of his worst nightmares" took a step closer to incarnating on his home turf in the shape of Britney's vagina.
Masquerading as the Virgin InterGalactic Spaceport, architectural plans for the Upham, New Mexico space travel tourist facility designed by the UK's Foster + Partners were unveiled today under the working title of Spaceport America.
Looking like "one giant pudenda" the 100,000-square-foot erection is capped by a rolling, concrete roof whose shape resembles "Britney's fanny during a bad dose of PMT" according to fellow Spoof writers who were rallying round the embattled Britney-slayer.
"You can almost tell what was going on in the architect's mind when the plans were drawn up," empathic sources on the satire site commented, "because not only is there's no hymen as such, but the whole sprawling construct already looks like it's imploding from too much wear and tear."
Meanwhile US raxpayers funding the New Mexico Space Authority - a state agency charged with development of commercial space travel - are wondering just what kind of example the erection will provide for the state's minors when they see the giant Virgin rockets emerge from the central aperture at the $31 million project.
"We think the name 'Virgin' might be an inappropriate title for the facility in the future," an Upham mayor's department source said.