Vanessa Hudgens: "I ain't pregnant, I'm still a virgin!"

Written by queen mudder

Thursday, 13 September 2007


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Hollywood, California - (Cheeky Ass Mess): Oh yeah? Shag-a-virgin internet sites have gone ballistic during the last 24 hours after High School Musical dusky beauty Vanessa Hudgens hotly denied being pregnant and claimed that she still has a hymen.

Hudgens, 18, caused a sensation at the weekend when her immaculately brazilian'd snatch pics charmed a thousand fanclub websites. Some of them even at the Disney Corporation which now threatens to fire her for blurring the edges of its pre-pubescent broadcasting ethics code.

Now after a flurry of multi-million dollar offers to shag Paris Hilton or Lindsay Lohan on video, Hudgens is sitting pretty on a dozen casting agents' books. And maybe couches.

A star billing in the hastily revamped movie sequel to the Sex & the Shitty tv series is on the cards.

Another distinct possibility is replacing Harry Potter has-been starlet Emma Watson in the sixth and seventh sequels, The Half Blood Prince and The Deathly Hallows.

Meanwhile in London rumors are rife that Prince William has invited the dark-eyed lovely for a weekend's dating in London, having dumped his long-in-the tooth 25 year old ex-squeeze Kate Middleton.

An update is expected later.

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