There were 1,234 spoof news stories published in August 2007. A selection of the most popular stories is shown here. You can use the calendar on the right hand side to get news stories from a day in this month.

Nude photos boost Hillary Clinton's chances

Funny story: Nude photos boost Hillary Clinton's chances

The race for the next President of the United States hotted up today when photos were leaked to The Spoof of Democract Hillary Clinton posing naked for a famous men's magazine. The saucy photos are too hot to be printed in full here but we are ar...

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Guy with worlds biggest penis dates gal with worlds smallest vagina

Funny story: Guy with worlds biggest penis dates gal with worlds smallest vagina

Dave Pekering 36, of Oxford England, has a problem. The girl he's now dating, Marishka Kiezlowski 24, Moscow Russia, has entered the Guinness Book of World records with the title of "

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Harry Potter was originally porn fiction

Funny story: Harry Potter was originally porn fiction

J.K. Rowling has admitted that the Harry Potter books were originally meant to be porno books for adults.

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New Ugly Dog Winner

Funny story: New Ugly Dog Winner

After another yearly competition to disgrace their hairless, saggy tongued, discolored, wrinkled Chinese crested dogs, fans of uglyness are pleased to announce the new winner of the Ugly Dog Contest. Luci is a 15 year old Chinese crested/Tasmanian d...

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Miss Teen USA finalist, Lauren Caitlin Upton, offered a job at the White House as Bush's new political speechwriter

Funny story: Miss Teen USA finalist, Lauren Caitlin Upton, offered a job at the White House as Bush's new political speechwriter

Washington, D.C. - Taken aback by the speech Miss Teen USA finalist, Lauren Caitlin Upton, gave at last Friday's competition, President Bush offered her a job as his official speechwriter.

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Jenna Bush wedding: in-laws demand pre-nup virginity test

Funny story: Jenna Bush wedding: in-laws demand pre-nup virginity test

Washington DC - (ReUterus & Ass Mess): Jenna Bush's prosepctive in-laws have demanded that she takes a virginity test as part of a pre-nup agreement ahead of her wedding to Henry Hagar.

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George Best shagged Bin Laden's new daughter-in-law

Funny story: George Best shagged Bin Laden's new daughter-in-law

London - (ReUterus & Ass Mess): Osama Bin Laden's new daughter-in-law was once shagged by footballer George Best according to Foreign Orifice sources today.

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J.K. Rowling Sued By Harry Potter Actors For Breach of Contract

Funny story: J.K. Rowling Sued By Harry Potter Actors For Breach of Contract

Actors Daniel Radcliffe, Rupert Grint, and Emma Watson have sued writer J.K. Rowling for breach of contract. The three, stars of the five Harry Potter movies, claim that their acting careers will likely end in two or three years after the last book...

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Big Brother Twins Sam And Amanda Aren't Really Twins

Funny story: Big Brother Twins Sam And Amanda Aren't Really Twins

As the Big Brother show winds to its terrible conclusion tonight, Channel 4 bosses have revealed a revelation well worth revealing, say experts.

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Archaeologists Discover Scrolls With Jesus Full Name

Funny story: Archaeologists Discover Scrolls With Jesus Full Name

Archaeologists digging near ancient Nazareth in Israel have uncovered scrolls that appear to be public records of the town. In them are Roman census data dating from about 20 A.D. that appear to include the names of the family of Jesus Christ.

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Kate Middleton porno video found in hotel in-house channel

Funny story: Kate Middleton porno video found in hotel in-house channel

London - (Rioters): The London Hilton has called in the police after customers jammed the hotel's in-house kiddies' video channel which instead of showing Teletubbies Go Wild On Holiday! featured fifteen porny minutes of footage of K...

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New Aishwarya Rai wax statue shows her four months pregnant

Funny story: New Aishwarya Rai wax statue shows her four months pregnant

Times Square, New York - (ReUterus & Ass Mess): A new waxwork statue of Bollywood screen star and living goddess Aishwarya Rai is to be unveiled in Madame Tussaud's Times Square, New York next month and will show the green-eyed beauty four months...

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News Is Much Worse Since TV Presenters Stand Up

Funny story: News Is Much Worse Since TV Presenters Stand Up

Startling research shows that since major networks have been delivering the TV news with presenters standing up, things have become significantly worse.

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Shock Jock's Wife to Appear in Playboy

Playboy Magazine announced today that an upcoming issue would include a multi-photo shoot featuring Dierdre Imus, wife of one-time radio host Don Imus. The photo shoot will take place at or around the Imus Ranch in New Mexico, a Playboy source repor...

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Hawking replaces Keller as preferred butt of tasteless jokes

Funny story: Hawking replaces Keller as preferred butt of tasteless jokes

It's the end of an era: the blind/deaf American author Helen Keller {1880-1968} is no longer the preferred butt of tasteless, sick, puerile jokes made at the expense of the severely handicapped.

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Study Shows Researchers Tired of Conducting Studies

Funny story: Study Shows Researchers Tired of Conducting Studies

BERKELEY, CA (AP Newsliar) -- A new study conducted by researchers at the University of California at Berkeley has revealed that researchers are sick and tired of conducting studies.

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Huge cloud formation spelling the word "FUCK" seen over London

Funny story: Huge cloud formation spelling the word "FUCK" seen over London

A cloud formation that could be seen over most of London, England, which clearly spelt the word FUCK, has lead to a frenzy of speculation and interpretation.

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Britney Spears Naked - A Cool Band Name

Funny story: Britney Spears Naked - A Cool Band Name

An enterprising female rock band has taken on a new name, and some controversy. Calling themselves Britney Spears Naked, the group hopes to capitalize on the huge internet search volume for that phrase to give them exposure to potent...

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SEXFLASH! Big Brother Tracey Well'ard Hasn't Had SEX Since March 23rd

Funny story: SEXFLASH! Big Brother Tracey Well'ard Hasn't Had SEX Since March 23rd

Tracey Well'ard, the cleaner with the pink mop, made a shocking revelation in the Big Brother house at the weekend, when she told another housemate that she last had sex on 23rd March.

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Russian Submarine Carrying 5 Tons of Coke Seized off Guatemala

Funny story: Russian Submarine Carrying 5 Tons of Coke Seized off Guatemala

Mexico City - (Ass Mess): The latest victim of Hurricane Dean appears to be a Russian Navy sub carrying five tons of cocaine which became beached off the Guatemalan coast after violent tidal activity forced it off course.

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Britney Spears Sucks Face, Topless in Pool With College, Boy Toy

Funny story: Britney Spears Sucks Face, Topless in Pool With College, Boy Toy

According to one of Britney Spears latest flings, Britney was fun to squeeze and fondle, she's firm and supple and she's a champion kisser. Pretty tight and impressive for a mother of two.

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Winner Announced for America's Got Talent

Funny story: Winner Announced for America's Got Talent

The voting is over, all the ballots have been counted, and a winner has been selected for the 2007 season of America's got talent. Show judge, actor, and singer David Hasselhoff revealed the results at a publicity party in Los Angeles before the...

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Emilia Earhart's Plane Found!

Funny story: Emilia Earhart's Plane Found!

Manila, Philippines (IP) - Emilia Earhart's plane has finally been located after all of these years. It was parked just off the main runway at Manila International Airport near the nearest ladies' rest room.

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Abhishek Bachchan furious at The Spoof! pregnancy story

Funny story: Abhishek Bachchan furious at The Spoof! pregnancy story

New Delhi, India - (ReUterus): Aishwarya Rai's husband Abhishek Bachchan has denied his wife is pregnant and poured scorn on reports in The Spoof! that she will give birth to twin girls on St Valentine's Day 2008.

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Hottie Shows Boobs At Mall, Gets Arrested

Funny story: Hottie Shows Boobs At Mall, Gets Arrested

A hot, beautiful, busty 20-year-old Swedish female pop singer was arrested today by mall police for flashing her boobs in the Glendale Galleria, located in Glendale, California, a suburb of Los Angeles.

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Disney sues The Simpsons Movie

Funny story: Disney sues The Simpsons Movie

With an impressive $74M opening weekend, the long-awaited Simpsons movie is being hailed as the best animated feature film in history. But lawyers for Walt Disney Productions have filed a defamation lawsuit against 20th Century Fox.

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Christmas Doctor Who To Feature Felicity Kendal

Funny story: Christmas Doctor Who To Feature Felicity Kendal

The Head of BBC Entertainment has said in a statement, that more ex-celebrities have been invited to star in the exciting new Christmas Doctor Who episode.

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Cuba Loosing Farm Animals At Record Pace

Funny story: Cuba Loosing Farm Animals At Record Pace

Havana, Cuba (IP) Our international reporter, Poindexterous Finootch, is in Havana this week and has learned that Cuba's farm animal population has been reduced to 14 cows, 3 bulls, 2 donkeys, and one goat.

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Alaska's 'Sarah Barracuda' touted as 2008 Veep on Romney ticket

Funny story: Alaska's 'Sarah Barracuda' touted as 2008 Veep on Romney ticket

Alaska - (Ass Mess): Alaska's Governor Sarah 'Barracuda' Palin has been touted as a likely VeeP to Mitt Romney and the GOP's official choice for the Republican nomination for the 2008 White House contest.

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Muslim-Mormon Rap Fusion Duo Make Their First $1bn

Funny story: Muslim-Mormon Rap Fusion Duo Make Their First $1bn

NEW YOIK (Defecated News) - One was born in Saudi Arabia, the other in Salt Lake City. One is a follower of Islam, the other a Mormon. But what links these two is their music and the one billion dollars they have made since forming their rap...

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Ron Paul: Victory in Iowa Straw Poll

Funny story: Ron Paul: Victory in Iowa Straw Poll

Congressman Ron Paul declared victory tonight after his 5th place finish in the straw poll at Ames, Iowa. While the candidate finished behind Mitt Romney and four others, three of the top four are not serious candidates, and Romney s...

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Monster web spun around Predator Chapel Ranch in Crawford, Texas

Funny story: Monster web spun around Predator Chapel Ranch in Crawford, Texas

Crawford, tezarse - (Ass Mes): A monster web of deceit has been discovered surrounding the Predator Chapel Ranch home of George W Bush according to Texas A&M University entomologist Professor John Jackman.

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Maryland Man Sues Makers of Penis Enlargement Pill

Funny story: Maryland Man Sues Makers of Penis Enlargement Pill

A Maryland man has filed a lawsuit against San Fernando Valley-based Pullulatez LLC, makers of the popular penis enlargement pill Extreme Elephantine. The suit states that Pullulatez claimed in "extremely convincing advertisements that their pil...

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Ron Paul Sweeps Alabama and New Hampshire Polls in Upset Wins

Funny story: Ron Paul Sweeps Alabama and New Hampshire Polls in Upset Wins

TUSCALOOSA (FMLiveWire) -- Congressman Ron Paul has just swept two straw polls, and won the West Alabama Republican Assembly 2007 Presidential Preference Straw Poll on August 18 with 81% of the votes.

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Michael Vick Signs With Prison Football League

Funny story: Michael Vick Signs With Prison Football League

(Atlanta) - Ex-Atlanta Falcons NFL quarterback and convicted dog fighting felon, Michael Vick, today inked a deal to play with the prison football league (the PFL).

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Frangrant Kate Moss perfume "smells like coke and looks like piss sample"

Funny story: Frangrant Kate Moss perfume "smells like coke and looks like piss sample"

London - (Rioters): The launch date for Kate Moss's new signature perfume L'Air du Moss has been postponed indefinitely after fragrance industry complaints that it "smells exactly like cocaine".

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So who owns Chevron/Texaco and Abu Dhabi, Mr President?

Funny story: So who owns Chevron/Texaco and Abu Dhabi, Mr President?

Wall Street, New York - (Ass Mess): Official: Every US President since Richard Nixon has been an asshole.

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Men prefer pet names, women too

Funny story: Men prefer pet names, women too

(Munich, Germany) Human males enjoy being called nicknames that they feel enhance their prowess in the eyes of others reports Dick Bush of the University of Maryland, Munich Campus.

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24 star is a eunuch

Funny story: 24 star is a eunuch

"Jack Bauer" actor Kiefer Sutherland has spoken to German paper Das Bild about his trauma at discovering that he is a eunuch.

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Real Madrid Sign Osama Bin Laden

Funny story: Real Madrid Sign Osama Bin Laden

Real Madrid sent shockwaves through the world of sport last night by unveiling Al-Qaeda leader and renowned enemy of America Osama Bin Laden as their newest recruit in a Summer spending spree which has also seen them sign Christoph 'New York'...

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Washington State brags "We're Number One in serial murders!"

Funny story: Washington State brags "We're Number One in serial murders!"

Washington State, northwesternmost of the 48 contiguous United States, had seen better days. Its flagship company, Boeing Aircraft, had moved its headquarters to Chicago. Its sports teams had won only one national championship, and that one 28 years...

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Space Shuttle Replacement Craft Ready to Go

Funny story: Space Shuttle Replacement Craft Ready to Go

Pasadena, California (IP) - The Jet Propulsion Lab (JPL) announced today that it will replace the aging Shuttle fleet with giant frisbees. The Frisbees are old 1970's technology with a proven track record.

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Stephen Hawking: "Call me rap master Steve-E-STEVE."

Funny story: Stephen Hawking: "Call me rap master Steve-E-STEVE."

(Cambridge-England) It was to be another lecture by noted theoretical physicist Stephen Hawking. But the familiar synthesized voice uttered an unanticipated phrase. "You can't touch this." After which, MC Hammer's 1980's rap cla...

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EastEnders Phil Mitchell To 'Get Angry' In Christmas Day Special

Funny story: EastEnders Phil Mitchell To 'Get Angry' In Christmas Day Special

Phil Mitchell, the soft-centred bully boy of Albert Square, has been given the limelight again in the Christmas Day edition of the BBC soap EastEnders.

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Cerne Giant's Penis Goes Purple - 'Phantom' Claims Responsibility

Funny story: Cerne Giant's Penis Goes Purple - 'Phantom' Claims Responsibility

The giant 40ft penis of the world famous Cerne Giant, in the Dorset village of Cerne Abbas has been painted purple last night according to campaign group Fathers 4 Justice (F4J).

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Feds probe Abramoff links to gay Cuban rent boys and death of Florida GOP consultant

Funny story: Feds probe Abramoff links to gay Cuban rent boys and death of Florida GOP consultant

Orlando, Florida = (Ass Mess): FBI sources are investigating a gay Cuban rent boy club - the Havana-based Bochinche originally located in Costa Rica - regarding the death of Republican campaign aide Ralph Gonzales, a bosom pal of GOP Florid...

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Naked Britney Spears Says It Was Only Skinnydipping, Not Lesbian Sex

Funny story: Naked Britney Spears Says It Was Only Skinnydipping, Not Lesbian Sex

Britney Spears, accused of being a lesbian by OK! Magazine, says that she was only skinnydipping in a pool with a former female assistant. "Yeah," said the Pop tart. "we was both naked in the water. She only had her arms around me cuz we was in the...

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Worst Ever Case Of Tapeworm Found In South London

Funny story: Worst Ever Case Of Tapeworm Found In South London

CROYDON, Saaf London (Defecated News) - Things in South London are grim. Murders, drugs, gangs, guncrime and smelly people generally. But now, it would appear, things have gotten worse, much worse, oh yes, I ain't kidding, just w...

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America to Allow Drunk Driving

Funny story: America to Allow Drunk Driving

HILLSDALE, MICHIGAN- Citing a recent spike in Americans driving while under the influence of alcohol the Bush Administration has introduced new legislation requiring impaired drivers to follow a speed limit twenty miles per hour above what is current...

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To Promote Abstinence, Bush Begins 'Just say NO to vagina' Campaign

Funny story: To Promote Abstinence, Bush Begins 'Just say NO to vagina' Campaign

President Bush and his wife Laura announced today that the federal government will attempt to promote their Abstinence Only program and discourage teenage boys from having sex with a new $1.2 Billion 'Just say NO to vagina' advertising campai...

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Woman Arrested For Eating Pussy

Funny story: Woman Arrested For Eating Pussy

LONDON (Defecated News) - It is story that has shocked many animal lovers, but none more than Gladys Funk of East London, who caught her daughter cooking Gladys's cat. The story started some years back when Gladys had invited her...

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Hillary Clinton Names Monica Lewinsky Campaign Chairperson

Funny story: Hillary Clinton Names Monica Lewinsky Campaign Chairperson

Hillary Clinton named Monica Lewinsky her new campaign chriaperson in her bid for the Democratic Party nomination for President of the United States. Lewinsky, a former White House Intern and famous for her affair with President Bill Clinton, is con...

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Bahrain's Prince Abdullah bin Hamad Al Khalifa sues Michael Jackson

Funny story: Bahrain's Prince Abdullah bin Hamad Al Khalifa sues Michael Jackson

Royal Courts of Justice, London - (Law Briefs News): Singer Michael Jackson is being sued in London's Royal Courts of Justice by the Emir of Bahrain's son Prince Abdullah over the return of a master demo tape the two made together in 2005 fea...

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J.K. Rowling's new literary work: 'Hogwart's Great Hall of Culinary Cuisine'; re-titled something insulting to Yanks in America

Funny story: J.K. Rowling's new literary work: 'Hogwart's Great Hall of Culinary Cuisine'; re-titled something insulting to Yanks in America

New York, New York - The latest to jump on the treadmill of dieting books that Americans just cannot seem to get enough of these days, J.K. Rowling has surprised everyone with her recent announcement that she has sent her latest completed literary wo...

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Labor Day shotgun wedding as Jenna Bush pregnancy rumors soar

Funny story: Labor Day shotgun wedding as Jenna Bush pregnancy rumors soar

Washington DC - (Ass mess & ReuterUs): Expect a shotgun wedding at the White House on Labor Day! That is the rumor spreading like wildfire across Capitol Hill this week as medical sources close to the White House confirm that Jenna Bush is gestating...

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Hull City Shirt Voted Most Fashionable Of All Time, Ever

Funny story: Hull City Shirt Voted Most Fashionable Of All Time, Ever

A shirt worn by the Hull City team during their unsuccessful 1992-93 season has been voted the most fashionable and visually-pleasing ever by football fans.

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Australian Alliteration Alliance alleges Albinio Anarchist association after Adelaide apartment arson attack

Funny story: Australian Alliteration Alliance alleges Albinio Anarchist association after Adelaide apartment arson attack

The Australian Absolute Alliteration Alliance (AAAA) has alleged that an albino Anarchist caused the blaze at their Adelaide city apartment building.

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Second frozen body of a WWII pilot found in Kings Canyon National Park; officials suspect foul play

Funny story: Second frozen body of a WWII pilot found in Kings Canyon National Park; officials suspect foul play

San Francisco, California - A second, in as many years, frozen body of a WWII airman was recovered today in the California High Sierra. It is believed to be the body of a pilot that accompanied the first one that was found in 2005. This recent discov...

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Arse Fingering On The NHS from 2009

Funny story: Arse Fingering On The NHS from 2009

LONDON (Defecated News) - It's been a killer and a cause of worry and illness for many. Prostate cancer is an evil bastard that affects more than 30 million British men aged over 60 every day. Treatment to date has been limited, with the focus be...

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Man Tries to Grab Photographer's Tits

Funny story: Man Tries to Grab Photographer's Tits

MITCHELL, SOUTH DAKOTA (AP Newsliar) -- A freelance photographer frequently employed by AP Newsliar captured her assailant on film today as the man tried to fondle her fun-bags.

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New Ambulance Siren Will Include Sound of Machine-Gun Fire

Funny story: New Ambulance Siren Will Include Sound of Machine-Gun Fire

"Something has to be done - nobody respects the ambulance siren anymore," explained local ambulance driver, John Walsh, as he flicked on his siren to more easily navigate through a crowded McDonald's parking lot. "I heard about th...

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Man vs Wild 2007 Mystery Solved

Funny story: Man vs Wild 2007 Mystery Solved

Hollywood, California (IP) - TheSpoof.com reporters have unravelled the growing Man vs Wild mystery that has been tormenting fans worldwide. The Man vs Wild series is also known as Bear Grylls: Born Survivor on British TV and is shown there on Chann...

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Signs of Safety in National Parks

Funny story: Signs of Safety in National Parks

"Safety First" is getting more complicated than ever. The number of law suits has sky-rocketed as the American public stumbled upon more unusual, unpredictable and generally brainless ways to cause themselves bodily injury. As a result national park...

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Eddie Murphy: "Scary Spice stole my sperm!"

Funny story: Eddie Murphy: "Scary Spice stole my sperm!"

Hollywood - (ReUterus & Ass Mess): Hollywood star Eddie Murphy has hit back at this week's paternity lawsuit findings by claiming 'Scary Spice' - former Spice Girl Mel B - "literally stole the sperm from my balls" to impregnate...

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Ron Paul Supporter Hospitalized After 36 Hour Web-Posting Marathon

Funny story: Ron Paul Supporter Hospitalized After 36 Hour Web-Posting Marathon

AUSTIN, TX (AP Newsliar) -- A Ron Paul supporter collapsed from exhaustion after spending 36 hours straight on the Internet, posting pro-Paul comments on various blogs, repeatedly viewing videos to pad the stats of the Ron Paul YouTube channel, and s...

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Nazi Flapjack Arrested

Funny story: Nazi Flapjack Arrested

Police today arrested a nineteen year old flapjack in Reading for incitement of racial hatred. The flapjack was found by Terror police lying in the shape of a swastika on a pavement.

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Osama Bin Ladin and Sheryl Crow to Wed!

Funny story: Osama Bin Ladin and Sheryl Crow to Wed!

Burka, Pakistan - Sheryl Crow shocked fans and the music world today when she announce she is giving up her mediocre career to be come the 20th wife of Osama Bin Laden.

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Bilderbergers Endorse Ron Paul

Funny story: Bilderbergers Endorse Ron Paul

The hotel manager for the Ritz-Carlton Hotel in Istanbul, Turkey, today confirmed the discovery of documents indicating that the Bilderberg Group has decided who will be the next President of the United States. The documents were originally found in...

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Special Olympics Logo Kicks Regular Olympics Logo's Ass

The recently unveiled 2012 London Olympics logo was put to the test Monday in a head-to-head competition with less ambitious but elegantly understated Special Olympics logo.

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Gay Porn Producer Struggles to Name Sicko-Inspired Parody

Lance Turkwood, President and CEO of the Society of Homosexual Revelry In Motion Pictures (SHRIMP) is trying to determine the best title for his next film, a 60 minute, direct-to-DVD gay pornographic feature inspired by Michael Moore's health-car...

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Boffin feels a right tit

US research boffin, Dr Derek Lambeth, has just received US$3 Million US government funding to carry out research into breasts.

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Russian spooks claim US "Mothman" acoustic gun destroyed Minneapolis bridge

Funny story: Russian spooks claim US "Mothman" acoustic gun destroyed Minneapolis bridge

Bloodyvostok, Russia - (Pravda): The science arm of Russian intelligence has claimed that Wednesday's Minneapolis freeway bridge collapse disaster was caused by a Pentagon acoustic weapon burst just like the one in the 1967 destruction of the Sil...

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Jesus Cell Phone Found By Archaeologist

Funny story: Jesus Cell Phone Found By Archaeologist

Jerusalem, Israel (IP) - Amateur archaeologist Henry Finootch was digging under the weeping wall with his small army shovel and made a discovery of historical proportions. He found the actual cell phone that belonged to Jesus H. Christ.

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Peter Fox held for murder

Funny story: Peter Fox held for murder

(Hollywood, CA) Peter Fox, co-star on the popular FoxTrot Sunday comic strip, is being held on $1 million bond in the death of younger brother Jason.

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Breaking News - Bin Laden found

Funny story: Breaking News - Bin Laden found

Osama Bin Laden was discovered today living in England and living a peaceful life as a North East entrepreneur.

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Pink Panther sequel casts Aishwarya Rai as Koh-i-Noor cat burglar

Funny story: Pink Panther sequel casts Aishwarya Rai as Koh-i-Noor cat burglar

Hollywood - (Ass Mess): Bollywood queen Aishwarya Rai is to star alongside Steve Martin, Andy Garcia, John Cleese and Alfred Molina in a Pink Panther sequel that will see her topping the bill as an elusive cat burglar out to steal the fabled Koh-I-No...

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Tesco SatNavs - every little helps!

Funny story: Tesco SatNavs - every little helps!

Tesco now boasts some of the largest supermarkets in the United Kingdom and it has been known for some people to become lost in the aisles.

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Doctors Using X-Ray Glasses In Rural Hospitals

Funny story: Doctors Using X-Ray Glasses In Rural Hospitals

Hayesville, North Carolina (IP) - Doctors in this rural town at the edge of Cherokee County are using X-Ray glasses in their every day work. Cherokee County is strapped for cash and the County Administrator collects aluminum cans and recycles them i...

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Foot-in-the-Mouth: A cancerous tumour on the arse of Great Britain.

Funny story: Foot-in-the-Mouth: A cancerous tumour on the arse of Great Britain.

Foot-in-the-mouth disease strikes the UK, yet again "Those dirty farmers don't know how to control their nobs," says Gordon Ramsay, British PM...

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Homo erectus - Homo habilis fossil finds indicate that two species of early man lived side by side, didn't get along

Funny story: Homo erectus - Homo habilis fossil finds indicate that two species of early man lived side by side, didn't get along

Hominid fossils discovered in Eastern Africa last week have shed new light on the origins of man and altered the way anthropologists perceive the timeline of human evolution.

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Profile in Courage: Warren Redlich

Funny story: Profile in Courage: Warren Redlich

Guilderland, New York (The Leakonomist) - In a gesture that could spell political suicide, irregular Spoof contributor Warren "I like red Apple Mac's" Redlich has banned all internet use in his office.

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John Cleese Denounces the Name "Virgin America" Airlines

Funny story: John Cleese Denounces the Name "Virgin America" Airlines

London - John Cleese is speaking out against the new branch of Virgin Airlines, calling Virgin American a "sham".

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TrES-4 Exoplanet Will Be Moved Into Solar System

Funny story: TrES-4 Exoplanet Will Be Moved Into Solar System

Cape Canaveral, Florida (IP) - Giant exoplanet TrES-4 which is 1.7 times the size of Jupiter and has the density of balsa wood will be brought into the inner solar system next week.

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Federer To Quit Tennis

Roger Federer has decided to follow in the footsteps of his idol Borg and quit the game while ahead. The Swiss has admitted that he just isn't motivated anymore and he is thoroughly fed up with 'beating the living daylights out of Andy Roddick'. H...

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Flying monkey stowaway aboard plane bound for New York; suspected to have Eco-Terrorist ties

Funny story: Flying monkey stowaway aboard plane bound for New York; suspected to have Eco-Terrorist ties

New York, New York - According to authorities, a man vacationing in Lima, Peru, was abducted, drugged and taken hostage by a pygmy marmoset monkey just before boarding a plane bound for New York City today. The pygmy marmoset monkey alluded TSA airpo...

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Footballers Are Paid Way Too Much, Say Kids

Funny story: Footballers Are Paid Way Too Much, Say Kids

A survey of more than 10,000 children under the age of 13, has shown that an overwhelming number of them believe that many of today's footballers receive "far too much money" in their pay packets. The survey, carried out by the Children's BBC News...

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People Who Support the U.S. Constitution Are Terrorists!

Funny story: People Who Support the U.S. Constitution Are Terrorists!

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - United States - An FBI flyer created during the Clinton administration declares that "defenders" of the US Constitution against federal government and the UN are to be considered terrorists, especially if they are whi...

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Bollywood Casablanca Remake To Star That Mohit Bloke

Funny story: Bollywood Casablanca Remake To Star That Mohit Bloke

The classic Hollywood romance movie Casablanca is to be given a Bollywood makeover, renamed and rereleased in traditional Indian cinema format, complete with 26 new and unending 'musical...

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First Lady beheaded for not bearing President a male heir

Funny story: First Lady beheaded for not bearing President a male heir

In a surprising development, First Lady Laura Bush was beheaded last week on the orders of her husband, President George W. Bush. The decapitation was to express the President's displeasure with Mrs. Bush for her never having given birth to a son...

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Paris Hilton and Pope Benedict expecting a baby

Funny story: Paris Hilton and Pope Benedict expecting a baby

Paris Hilton and Pope Benedict are expecting their first child together.

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Mattel Recalls 3.6 Million Sex Toys

Funny story: Mattel Recalls 3.6 Million Sex Toys

No sooner did Mattel recall all of its Chinese-made Polly Pocket play sets, Batman action figures, and Barbie dolls, due to dangers posed by lead paint or tiny magnets that could be ingested that Mattel recalled 3.6 million of its lucrative secret se...

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Study: Children crave McDonalds

Funny story: Study: Children crave McDonalds

A recent study was conducted to discover the impact the fast food chain McDonalds has on children. The results were surprising.

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Drug Sub Busted - Law of Osmosis Violated

Funny story: Drug Sub Busted - Law of Osmosis Violated

Mexico City, Mexico (IP) - A submarine full of drugs was busted off of the coast of Guatemala today. The drug sub was enroute to the United States and its point of origin was Columbia.

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Iranian Navy Sails Towards The United States! U.S. Prepares for Invasion!

Funny story: Iranian Navy Sails Towards The United States! U.S. Prepares for Invasion!

Pearl Harbor - The United States of America was today addressed by President Bush, "Today the United States is facing an attack by the Imperial Islamic Navy of Iran. We have reached our rendevous with destiny. After consulting with the Congress...

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Cat attacks Goblin

Funny story: Cat attacks Goblin

An irate cat assaulted a defenseless Goblin in an abandoned warehouse in Washington, DC yesterday.

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No penis on Wal-Mart's Jesus dolls

Funny story: No penis on Wal-Mart's Jesus dolls

New York - (Ass Mess): "It was a commercial as well as ethical decision," a Wal-Mart spokesman asid today in reply to questions about just how life-like the retailer's Jesus dolls really are.

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Nazi Undertones discovered in the Flumps

Funny story: Nazi Undertones discovered in the Flumps

Secret reports leaked from Children's TV under the freedom of information act reveal that there were Nazi Undertones in the beloved Children's Televisual smorgasbord that was the Flumps. It is believed that the Big Book from which Mama Flump...

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Samuel L Jackson to front Ku Klux Klan ad campaign

Funny story: Samuel L Jackson to front Ku Klux Klan ad campaign

"Snakes on a Plane" actor Samuel L Jackson never turns down a chance to appear on screen. His next appearance will be on a nationwide advertising campaign promoting racist idiots the Ku Klux Klan

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Wot! No kidding? Mr Chad Is Back

Funny story: Wot! No kidding? Mr Chad Is Back

Iconic World War 2 cartoon figure, Mr Chad, has been discovered hiding in the New Forest and seemingly not aware that the war is over.

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Bush Administration claims: flooding in England not global warming; merely glaciers attempting to illegally immigrate

Funny story: Bush Administration claims: flooding in England not global warming; merely glaciers attempting to illegally immigrate

London, England - Bush administration officials finally released a comment regarding the massive flooding in central England this summer, blaming it not on the increasing signs all pointing to global warming but glaciers attempting to illegally immig...

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