For Sale: President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad's suit

I have in my possession a suit belonging to Iran's President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad. I will be putting this suit up for auction on eBay soon but I wish to give my friends here first refusal at this very important piece of political memorabilia.

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Dentist "forced female patients to convert to Islam"

Funny story: Dentist "forced female patients to convert to Islam"

Crackpot dentist Boner Butt from Bury, Greater Manchester forced women patients to convert to Islam, a disciplinary hearing of the General Dental Council heard.

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Retailer In Hot Water Over Fruit Fiasco

Funny story: Retailer In Hot Water Over Fruit Fiasco

Top food, clothing, white goods, insurance, electronics, luggage, newsagent, books and Christmas decoration outlet, Tesco, is in hot water today after a customer bought an orange that was past its sell by date.

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Craig's When 'Yes' Means 'No' Court Plea Reminiscent of Clinton Impeachment Defense

Funny story: Craig's When 'Yes' Means 'No' Court Plea Reminiscent of Clinton Impeachment Defense

Edina, Minnesota - (Ass Mess): A senior Minnesota judge will be hear today Senator Larry Craig's definition of 'yes' and 'no' relating to a guilty plea of allegedly making sexual overtures to an undercover male police officer at M...

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Tussauds New York Desperate for Nude Vanessa Hudgens Waxwork

New York - (Barecheek & Ass Mess): "We're willing to pay top dollar to create a nude Vanessa Hudgens waxwork statue," a New York's Madame Tussauds museum source told a press conference today.

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No Kate Middleton Tussauds Waxwork 'Now or Ever': Report

Funny story: No Kate Middleton Tussauds Waxwork 'Now or Ever': Report

London - (Ass Mess): Waxworks museum Madame Tussauds has said it has no plans now or in the future to cast an image of desperate royal wannabe Kate Middleton 'on aesthetic, humanitarian or conservation grounds'.

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Ron Paul Posse Throws Rompson Overboard on Guilty Verdict

Funny story: Ron Paul Posse Throws Rompson Overboard on Guilty Verdict

Lake Huron, The Open Sea - Rudy Rompson was thrown overboard Sunday after about thirty Ron Paul supporters discovered his stowaway hideout and resourcefully took a...

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Skull 'n' Bones Osteoporosis Division shields Camilla from Diana inquest probe

Funny story: Skull 'n' Bones Osteoporosis Division shields Camilla from Diana inquest probe

Clarence House, London - (Conspiracy Courier): Hellfire Club grandees in London believe their counterparts at the Osteoporosis Division of the Ancient American Order of the Skull 'n' Bones have shielded Camilla from investigation int...

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Former convent's topless hotel plans in jeopardy

Tenby, Pembrokeshire - (Ass Mess): Plans for a former convent to be converted into a topless hotel servicing the upper end of the hospitality and lapdancing club niche market have gone awry in Tenby.

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Britain Declares War On Morocco

Funny story: Britain Declares War On Morocco

It was announced by Downing Street at lunchtime today, that Britain is at war with Morocco, and that all diplomatic relations have been broken off.

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Posh to have 8 more kids, Mourinho to manage "Team Beckham"

Funny story: Posh to have 8 more kids, Mourinho to manage "Team Beckham"

Sensation has swept the premier league with news that former Chelsea manager Jose Mourinho will make a million dollar move to the American Major League Soccer to manage a team full of Beckhams.

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Former Millwall & Arsenal Legend Peter Theo For Chelsea Top Job

Funny story: Former Millwall & Arsenal Legend Peter Theo For Chelsea Top Job

Greece, Hellenic Republic, September 26, 2007 -- Unconfirmed rumors have Peter Theo on the list of candidates to take over the reigns at Chelsea FC after the sudden departure of Jose Mourinho.

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Brown - Watch Burmas Bash Buddhas Now You Idiots

Funny story: Brown - Watch Burmas Bash Buddhas Now You Idiots

Prime Minister Gordon Brown, who has no problems in Iraq and Afghanistan, said: "The whole world is now watching Burma." Buddha Hell!...

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Fly Complains To The Spoof About Use Of Picture

Funny story: Fly Complains To The Spoof About Use Of Picture

The Spoof has landed itself in hot water over the use of a picture of a fly in its image library, says a report.

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Vigilant umpires prevent Pakistan's World Cup bid

Funny story: Vigilant umpires prevent Pakistan's World Cup bid

Pakistan's cricketers have admitted they lost the 20/20 World Cup final against India because the umpires stopped them from cheating.

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Last Remaining 15-Year Cicada Kicks the Bucket

Funny story: Last Remaining 15-Year Cicada Kicks the Bucket

Camp Kamanawanalaya, NY - Following the usual orgiastic "summer of love", the last remaining 15-year Cicada finished off one final cigarette and then perished with a smile on his face this week.

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USA and France Do Big Business With Iran

Funny story: USA and France Do Big Business With Iran

PARIS (FMLiveWire) - The USA and France do big business with Iran which undercuts their calls for further UN sanctions against the Islamic country, according to research by FMLiveWire.

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Warren Jeffs married to fellow inmate "Big Rosco" in quiet ceremony at Utah county jail

Funny story: Warren Jeffs married to fellow inmate "Big Rosco" in quiet ceremony at Utah county jail

Polygamist and child abuser Warren Jeffs was last night married to fellow inmate and jail bully "Big Rosco" Tanner at a ceremony in the penitentiary showers, attended by other prisoners and watched by guard...

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Lost "Millennium Bug" Found

Funny story: Lost "Millennium Bug" Found

Scientists today confirmed that they have found the elusive "Millennium Bug" which was set to cause havoc in the year 2000.

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Beckhams Steal Car and go on 200 Mile 'Drive of Destruction'

Funny story: Beckhams Steal Car and go on 200 Mile 'Drive of Destruction'

In yet another further attempt at finding fame in America, medical guinea pig David Beckham and his rake-thin homemaker wife Victoria, stole a HumVee and caused 5 billion dollars worth of damage driving on the wrong...

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Ex-AT&T CEO Whitacre mocks employees at layoff party

Funny story: Ex-AT&T CEO Whitacre mocks employees at layoff party

Former AT&T CEO Ed Whitacre paid a visit to a Schaumburg, Illinois golf clubhouse on Tuesday to mooch drinks from and mock 60 freshly laid-off employees.

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Man Vs Wild is Back

Funny story: Man Vs Wild is Back

Melbourne, Australia (IP) - Man Vs Wild is back on the air as of Monday night. The Discovery Channel has worked out its differences with the star of the show, Bear Grylls.

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Peru Meteor Sold on Ebay

Funny story: Peru Meteor Sold on Ebay

Pasadena, California (IP) - The meteorite that landed in Peru and reportedly made people ill has been sold on Ebay.

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'The Brady Bunch': Americans favorite alternative lifestyle family TV show gets new NC-17 rating; moves from TV Land to Spice channel

Funny story: 'The Brady Bunch': Americans favorite alternative lifestyle family TV show gets new NC-17 rating; moves from TV Land to Spice channel

Hollywood, California - Unlike the other fanfare of TV shows of the late sixties on TV Land like "My Three Sons", "Family Affair", "The Nanny and the Professor" and "The Partridge Family" all had the reoccurrin...

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Discovery of A "Cold Fusion Torch" Free Energy Device; developed in the Basement Of Ohio Man

Funny story: Discovery of A "Cold Fusion Torch" Free Energy Device; developed in the Basement Of Ohio Man

Today, Dr. Collier, a 76 year old retired physicist from Ohio State University discovered an unlimited power source following the research done by Dr. Edward Mullove a friend and colleague previously from MIT. Dr. Collier said, "This was a cont...

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Giuliani Suggests Pie Eating Contest to End Iraq War

Funny story: Giuliani Suggests Pie Eating Contest to End Iraq War

In a bid thought to pander to the anti-war wings of both the Democratic and Republican parties, Rudy Giuliani today announced what he is calling "A messy but bloodless solution to the Iraq War". His plan is to invite all tribal leaders of t...

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French Mime, Marcel Marceau, Dies at 84; World Observes a Moment of Silence

Funny story: French Mime, Marcel Marceau, Dies at 84; World Observes a Moment of Silence

Paris, France - Inspired by the silent movies as well the Italian Renaissance and theatrical styles of ancient Greece, there was more behind the man in white makeup and gloves in a black and white shirt than met the eye. With his strangely silent mov...

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California Earthquake to Happen Later than Expected

Funny story: California Earthquake to Happen Later than Expected

After analyzing massive amounts of seismic data, scientists for the Global Earthquake Detection Authority (GEDA) announced today that the long predicted massive California earthquake will happen at least two weeks later than previously thought.

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Owen Out For Season After Road Accident

Funny story: Owen Out For Season After Road Accident

Whocastle United and Ingerland Striker Pikey Owen has been ruled out for the rest of the season following a near-fatal road accident.

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