Jessica Biel poses for Medical Journal

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Sunday, 9 September 2007


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Jessica Biel and her drugs therapist out shopping

Former "7th Heaven" sweetie, Jessica Biel is posing for "Scalpel", the US Medical Journal.

"Since her Playboy spread, Jessica has been looking for ways to push the boundaries of nudity", stated her drugs counselor, Linda Smithee.

"We all know Jessica has a great body, with firm breasts, a sumptuous ass", Linda enthused from her sweaty chair, "but Jessica's beauty is not only skin deep - you should see her interior skeletel makeup and vein structure".

"The spead is in no ways smutty and will be used by student surgeons and the like to learn anatomy and such".

The 25-page, rupper coated, full color feature will appear on newsstands next month.

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