Vanessa Hudgens 'tongue-in-cheek' oral sex videotape claims

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Monday, 17 September 2007

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Vanessa Hudgens no sucker for such a cheap ruse?

Los Angeles, California - (Ass Mess & ReuterUs): Publicists working for High School Musical starlet Vanesa Hudgens have said internet stories about their client's alleged oral sex videotape are just a bit of 'tongue-in-cheek' fun.

"Vanessa would never be such a sucker to fall for that kind of ruse," TeenGal PR said today.

"We think the story could be some kind of smear campaign from an unnamed adolescent fat girl who fancies her chances with Zac Efron," the sources aded.

"We would also like to add that anytime that a certain Hairspray movie actress needs a publicist to help her secure a WeightWatchers! contract, we would be pleased to do everything we can to assit her."

Nikki Blonsky weighs 220 pounds.

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